Chicken Fried Bacon
Chicken-fried bacon — the sasquatch of the Texas State Fair, the white whale to your hungry Ahab. It\’s notorious, elusive, and will totally ruin you if you ever catch it.
Hungry?
Would you like some Ox Penis? Best to drink it down with a nice big glass of Dry Sack but watch out you might need some Cock Burns.
TRADJZZ
I found myself following this guy on the way to physical therapy and got a kick out of his vanity plate.
Problem Girls
Why so many rich girls go so wrong? SHE had a knife! SHE toyed with men! SHE played with matches!
Still Mourning
Karen had lost her husband four years prior and was having trouble moving on. Her daughter, seeing that her Mom was lonely, repeatedly urged her to start dating. On her daughter’s advice Karen finally went on a blind date.
After dating for just six weeks Karen and her new boyfriend fell in love. Eager to move the relationship to the next level he asked her to join him for a weekend at his cabin by the lake.
Their first night there, she undressed and stood nude in front of him except for a pair of black lacy panties.
‘Why the black panties? he asked.
‘My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning.â€
He knew he wasn’t getting lucky that night, so he kindly suggested they just go to bed. The following night saw the same scenario. There she stood wearing her black panties. Without saying a word he took off all his clothes. He was naked except for a black condom that he had on.
She looked at him and asked curiously, ‘What’s with the black condom?â€
‘I would like to offer my deepest condolencesâ€, he replied.
– The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink…
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Take that, God!
Tags:Comic Books, Humor, Religion, WTF
From Preacher #49. God bites Jesse\’s eye out immediately afterward.
Wild Green Yonder
was actually really good.
negated the prior “film”\’s suckitude.
also, this is allegedly heralding the new season of futurama.
Tampon USB Flash Drive
Tags:Computers, Tampons, Technology, WTF
does it come in red?
Yet More Deadpool Movie WTF
Continued from www.myconfinedspace.com/2009/03/05/more-deadpool-movie-wtf/
Quote on package:
WOLVERINE ON THE RUN
With the ultimate mutant, Deadpool, on the loose, Logan and Victor Creed are forced to team up – or be destroyed.
Will you fix this image for me?
I didnt think a m/b thread could
exercise comic timing…until I saw this.
One of the best laughs Ive had in a while.
Thor vs. Jormungand, the Midgard Serpent
From the Walt Simonson run. These were in an all-splash-page issue (each page was a whole panel.) One of my favorite comic-book scenes of all time.
Religious Convictions
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Fap Fap denied
I submitted a personalized plate (FAP FAP) request to the South Dakota DMV…it was approved at the initial level but denied when it went to be printed…fail.
Alexis Bledel does Rosie The Riveter
Keeping the memory alive, of real feminist women who were fighting for equal rights, and not trying to be men.
Useful jobs that girls can do to help win the war.
Mending lace curtains should really help our boys in these trying times.
Star light, star bright
Star light, star bright,
First star I see tonight,
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Ah crap, it’s a satellite.
– ISS To Become Second Brightest-Object In the Sky
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Spiders join forces
This was taken at a State Park on Lake Tawakoni in Northeast Texas.Samples contained 250 specimens in 12 families. The samples contained at least 16 identified genera.
The spiders sampled included 151 Tetragnathidae, 46 Salticidae, and 19 Araneidae. These three families represented 60.0 %, 18.4 %, and 7.6 % of the spiders in the samples respectively. These three spider families accounted for 86 % of the spiders collected.Samples contained 250 specimens in 12 families. Sheets of web have encased several mature oak trees and are thick enough in places to block out the sun along a nature trail at Lake Tawakoni State Park, near this town about 50 miles east of Dallas.
The gossamer strands, slowly overtaking a lakefront peninsula, emit a fetid odor, perhaps from the dead insects entwined in the silk. The web whines with the sound of countless mosquitoes and flies trapped in its folds.
