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  • Hendell:

    It is impressively better than the original. I didn't expect that big of a shift.

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  • da Doctah:

    Reminds me of an old bottom-of-the-page thing in Readers Digest where you were supposed to come up with ten body parts with three-letter names (no slang terms, so forget "ass" and "tit"). Everybody got "arm", "leg", "ear", "eye" and "toe". A few had trouble coming up with "lid", "gum", "jaw", "hip" and "rib". Later someone decided that "fat" and "DNA" needed to be added.

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  • oldnoob:

    Carl! You said on line you were a spec op. I meant, I play call of doody spec op with 1:1 kill dead ratio.

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  • storminator:

    Doing time in prison, and being on parole if FUCKIN' FUN, too!

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  • zombie072:

    Really funny move, highly recommend!

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  • Karl Lewis:

    Weird. It's as if everything the Trump [Mal]Administration did was simply a grift. I wonder how much of that money ended up in Jared's and Skanka's off shore accounts.

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  • Saborlas:

    We have murdered satire and we sit on its corpse like a throne.

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  • Saborlas:

    A sacrifice offered to make it look like a problem with an individual and not the system.

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  • Saborlas:

    Meal Team Six

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  • storminator:

    Ford Falcon

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  • smeg:

    trump train arrive at it's destination.

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  • smeg:

    Okra Fetish?

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  • tiki god:

    this is absolutely amazing

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  • Gropegrope:

    Is that a Ford Galaxy...?

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  • Bolthorn:

    We have a "if you're sick, please work from home" policy so it is my coworkers. I could have been a little clearer when I called that out in my initial post. I realize not everyone is in that boat though. We do have combined PTO for everything so yeah, if you take a sick day it comes from the same pool as your vacation. If you work from home though, it's just like you're in the office, only you're not giving other people your germs.

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  • Saborlas:

    That's Harley Quinn from The Suicide Squad, you uncultured barbarian.

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  • Saborlas:

    This is what happens when you politicize a pandemic.

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  • Saborlas:

    It's a start.

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  • Saborlas:

    If this has been a problem for decades, why are you only speaking up about it now? Why didn't you lay this at Trump's feet? Because you don't actually care, you just want to scapegoat Biden.

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  • Saborlas:

    It's not your coworkers who were inconsiderate. It's your boss. Sick days are not guaranteed in America, and there's been a trend in recent years to combine them with vacation days so it's all Paid Time Off. Getting the flu can completely torpedo any chances of visiting Cancun that year. This doesn't even get into meetings that should've been emails but someone wanted attention.

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  • TheBleakranger:

    so is a burrito technically a calzone? pumpkin pie a quiche? Big Mac a cake? I'm confused

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  • Bolthorn:

    Because the current interpretation of the 2nd amendment is a bit wacky.

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  • Sindig0:

    Absolutely - I guess I'm just a little sensitive to the defence of Yoga you often hear when this debate comes up - that it's 'just stretching'. It's not. In fact, Yoga, I think could be taught in a Religious Studies class. Last year, they said they might lift the ban but remove everything spiritual: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/08/alabama-yoga-ban-public-schools-prohibit-namaste But if you think kids could benefit from the practice - and I agree with you, why bother with Yoga just teach them Pilates. Of course, Alabama's dipshit Christians would probably find a way to disagree with that too.

    songofsickness:

    Because, you fucktrumpet, this is a systemic problem - Systemic adjective relating to a system, especially as opposed to a particular part - and has been a systemic problem for decades. If presidents, past and present, can't even bring themselves to even address it, then they have failed. For the love of god, The Speaker of the House seems to think it's up to black people to throw themselves in front of bullets in the name of healing. And what does big brain Tofu have to say? "HURRR... lOcAl IsSuE...!!!"

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  • Bolthorn:

    I always heard "Owner of a douche". Misheard song lyrics are fun.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Yep, pretty sure we're on a similar page. Probably at least in the same chapter of the book at least.

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  • Saborlas:

    Nah, I've already seen Groundhog Day.

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  • Saborlas:

    Why are the kids in these old ads always fukken GOBLINS?

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  • jediadept:

    Say Bobby, do you like Gladiator movies?

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  • Sindig0:

    Oh, no sorry. No way I'm giving them any credit at all - they're a bunch of bigoted, anti-intellectual, hypocritical fuck-nuts. I don't want to give them any credit whatsoever. I apologise if it came across that way. In fact, one of the most galling aspects of all this to me is the fact that I have to agree with them - in that I don't think Yoga should be taught in schools, I just have very different reasons - I don't think anything remotely religious *at all* should be taught in schools. At least not as truth. I'll give a pass to comparative religious studies of some sort. The hypocrisy is what stings the most - as you quite rightly say. I'd agree with them 100% if they said "What - our kids can't pray before football practice but it's okay if they're standing on their head listening to

  • Net-Jester:

    There's a truck in this pic?

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  • storminator:

    If you want the ability to name posts, perhaps you should try posting some posts.

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  • Bolthorn:

    I agree with you there on the "if it's just stretching and 100% secular meditation" part. But I think you're giving the group that's protesting too much credit here. Look at just this page from their website https://alabamaeagle.org/our-values/ These are definitely the same type of people that push for Christian prayer in schools. Different group from the article, The National Center for Law & Policy, says that yoga cannot be divorced from Hinduism. Although, looking at some of the other stuff they believe, I doubt their sincerity there too. They've got this in there About us page "The National Center for Law & Policy (NCLP) is a non-profit 501(c)(3) legal defense organization which focuses on the protection and promotion of religious freedom, the sanctity of life, traditional

  • Karl Lewis:

    Again, I feel calling this post "SHORTS" is really burying the lede. Might as well call it "TRUCK", or "OUT OF FOCUS PLANTS."

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  • tiki god:

    the fact it isn't green makes me angry

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  • Sindig0:

    Though I think his reasons for keeping Yoga out of public schools are beyond stupid I think there is a good argument to be made for not allowing it on church/state separation grounds. Yoga - as it is taught by almost everyone is underpinned by pseudo-religious bullshit. It is damn near impossible to find a class or teacher who doesn't teach at least some of the religious stuff that goes with the postures. Whether it's specific Hindu belief or much more likely, general, hand-waving, hippy-dippy bullshit. Either way, without someone there (i.e. me) to explain the context of the teachings, I wouldn't want my kids doing it in school unless it was 'just' stretching and 100% secular meditation. I've done Yoga for about 20 years in one form or another and I do Yoga with my kids. I

  • Greenman037:

    He means Knives Out with Chris Evans.

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  • Old Tofu:

    except this wasn't one . . . at all . . . or even close.

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  • Old Tofu:

    this is not a president problem for fuck's sake , this is a police ,police chief , and mayor problem. they are in charge of local law enforcement. why would you want a PRESIDENT having to respond to every local problem in the country? arrest these cops who drastically overstepped their authority and charge them. take away the power they abuse.

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  • Old Tofu:

    I hear yoga can help a lot of ways . . . but it can't fix stupid

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  • MalcoveMagnesia:

    she's never been in a Marvel movie, at least in the filmography I can see.

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  • rattrap2474:

    I actually wrote a story where this monster was featured. It's such an interesting tale. I really enjoy Russian/ Slavic folk lore.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Alabama is ranked 46th in education so having a bunch of people believe this drivel isn't surprising. Alternate snarky take; "Christianity can leave you psychotic and a raging hate-filled bigot." Also, please note the keyword "can". I'm mostly being a snarky asshole here and I certainly do not think all Christians are hate-filled bigots. The ones that pull this kind of shit most likely fall into at least the "bigot" category. And a third take for fun. Makes sense, these people believe that just going to church makes them a Christian so of course they think doing yoga makes you Hindu.

    Gropegrope:

    A buddy of mine had a 71 sub lime Charger back in high school.

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  • Gropegrope:

    Wasn't she in that movie where Captain America was an asshole...?

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  • Bolthorn:

    My dad still won't shut up about how cool he thought "Plum Crazy" was.

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  • Gropegrope:

    Gotta love those 70s MoPar colors....

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  • Karl Lewis:

    >>  What a fucking moron. << Totally on brand for Florida GOP.

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  • Sindig0:

    Exactly what I came here to say. Should be an interesting court case - can't help but wonder who else might get caught up if it goes that far.

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  • Sindig0:

    My kids went back to school for like, 20 minutes last year and I caught an absolute stonker. Other than that though, it's been nice.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Using campaign funds for something like this should be illegal if it's not already. Oh it is? So this fool has just buried himself even further? What a fucking moron.

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  • tiki god:

    it's difficult to keep up with all the mass shootings in 'Merica, I think we're up to 45 of them already this year

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  • tiki god:

    quality content, lol

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  • storminator:

    That's because HE. DOESN'T. CARE.

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  • storminator:

    The problem with this guitar is that every time you tune it, it's always a bit sharp.

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  • songofsickness:

    It's really hard to believe the president whose answer to solving rampant police brutality was "Shoot 'em in the leg!" can't even bring himself to address it.

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  • Gropegrope:

    They can't even fake being human...

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  • Bolthorn:

    Because of course he does.

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  • Bolthorn:

    It has been nice that I haven't caught a cold because of my inconsiderate coworkers coming into the office with a cold because, "It's just a cold". We were able to work from home in short stints prior to the Covd-19 thing but these people thought it was okay to still come in to work and then attend meetings in small enclosed spaces. Assholes.

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  • Bolthorn:

    "We said the quiet part out loud, really loudly, and people caught us so we're going to backpedal like a kid riding a ten speed bike for the first time."

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  • Bolthorn:

    If we don't see false accusations from the same type of parents that yell at the refs all game instead of cheering on their kid I will eat a basketball jersey.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Seems very unwise to even attempt to play that thing.

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  • storminator:

    I tried to upload this image, and I got the red FUCK YOU twice. I gave up and went elsewhere. I see that it did actually load. And I really like the title. LOL

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  • Gropegrope:

    Yeah....sanctions coming against Russia, no...?

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  • Gropegrope:

    How do you actually function....you know, in the real world...?

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  • Gropegrope:

    Wait...aren't you the cockwomble that posts there's no such thing as global warming....? Whatever, moron.

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  • storminator:

    My guess is that he didn't graduate 3rd grade.

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  • jediadept:

    You have my sword; and my bow; and MY AXE!

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  • The King of Nothing:

    All the gross comments about how they would've "felt like a girl today to use the female showers after gym class" to fear monger against transgender people and fight for bathroom bills even though it's still illegal to do THOSE kinds of things, but I bet not a single one of them will comment about the people that hypothetically could get into this line of work just to get to perform those "inspections" on underage girls legally.

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  • Karl Lewis:

    GOP: Sure, more than half a million Americans are dead of COVID-19, while we did mostly nothing. Sure, many, many people are being financially ruined by the Pandemic, and we all voted against the latest relief package. But, we'll prevent any boys from participating in girls' sports, because *THAT'S* the real important issue, today. JHFC.

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  • tiki god:

    why are you spelling his name like that?

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  • tiki god:

    lmao

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  • storminator:

    Biden, with all his flaws, is still ONE MILLION PERCENT better than the orange asshole.

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  • jediadept:

    It applies to YOU too!... enjoy.

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  • Panda123:

    One day you will catch on, but today isn't the day.

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  • Panda123:

    And NOW, you have Byden, doesn't know where he is or what day it is... enjoy.

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  • Panda123:

    Politics should be left out of comedy, zero humor.

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  • Panda123:

    I think it's the other way around. Now look at Putin/Byden...

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  • Panda123:

    Corona is the biggest hoax since Global Warming. All pushed by MSM. Look outside MSM for actual truth. Biden is a brain dead puppet.

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  • jediadept:

    Yeah, Leo wears blue, but it's a very nice watercolor. All wore red after they went to color.

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  • Sindig0:

    I think maybe she means "head band" but original Turtles were all red. I'm sure everyone knows that though, right? https://www.amazon.co.uk/Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-Collection/dp/1613770073

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  • tiki god:

    what is a head back?

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  • rattrap2474:

    I'll say it, I know everyone else is saying it and not posting it. The head back is Raph's!

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  • Gropegrope:

    The didn't lose anything. The money ended up exactly where they planned it to end up...

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  • Bolthorn:

    Wish these assholes would start with the suicide part.

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  • Bolthorn:

    This is both hilarious and terrifying.

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  • Bolthorn:

    This is lifegoals right here. I am more than impressed. Tell grandad a random internet person loves his organization.

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  • Bolthorn:

    For the party that claims to be all about "personal freedom" they really like to intrude on people's personal freedoms.

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  • songofsickness:

    They straight up 'lost' $9,000,000,000 in cash in Iraq. More of that 'precision'.

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  • tiki god:

    that's a very small amount for the size of their budget

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  • tiki god:

    it's still twitchin, just not as fast as I would hope

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  • songofsickness:

    Department of Defense made $35 trillion in “accounting adjustments” in 2019... "Military precision".

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  • Jac:

    And climbing.

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  • Jac:

    The girl in the middle top left is having my baby. The guy in the middle top right is that baby.

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  • Jac:

    I reposted this on face book in a group, this is the result so far. How's your twitch going?

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  • storminator:

    It will break into three pieces during heavy seas, and plummet to the bottom of the ocean.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Looks like one of those guitars designed to be played while sitting down with the way the body is shaped. Always thought that was a a cool idea. I've never been a fan of the headstockless look though.

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  • tiki god:

    my home town ladies and gentlemen!

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  • Bolthorn:

    So this thing to sink within 10 years?

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  • Old Tofu:

    he's plenty stupid enough. the thing is he doesn't do ANYTHING for ANYONE else if he doesn't directly and immediately benefit.

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