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  • smeg:

    fuck only 40%...there is actual video of him inviting election interference.

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  • mightyconan:

    Where's the nearest mediterranean market? Imma looking for some dates.

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  • Soong:

    Lol. If that dude on the right was a teenager then I'm 20.

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  • notspamming:

    Fack! Fack!

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  • jediadept:

    How to Make a Monster, 1958: Teen werewolf and teen Frankensteins monster.

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  • jediadept:

    mmmmmm' pressed peanut sweepings!

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  • jediadept:

    Attempting to buy beer...

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  • jediadept:

    Hey! I have a degree in those.

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  • marcuserektus:

    Probably asking about a "date."

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  • fatherdougal:

    ...and pretend to act shocked as they realise that the brain-dead dumbass ALSO made it to the highest office in the land, so may as well drop out already and start scamming some marks.

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  • Saborlas:

    That's lunch, you bagel.

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  • Saborlas:

    Practically a guilty plea!

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  • jediadept:

    Surrounded by Assholes...

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  • jediadept:

    Reading the Game of Thrones finale script.

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  • notspamming:

    DDT ?

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  • Soong:

    I think you need to go back another hundred years for heroin infused chewing gum.

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  • notspamming:

    ...and since this ad is probably from ~60's - full of heroin, and other skillfully mixed ingredients...

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  • notspamming:

    (insert: "Blacked" logo)

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  • tiki god:

    ain't that the truth, but then you turn around and it's been 2 years since you cleaned behind your fridge and all the dust and pet hair catches fire.

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  • tiki god:

    but what if you get hit by that Derp cannon on your way down

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  • Old Tofu:

    yeah, so many feel that way clinton had to cheat him out of the nomination last time and the wicked witch is acting like anyone wants her back. what I really can't understand is how EVERYBODY knows the democratic party was railroading the more popular candidate , but the party pushed clinton out front . . . for money. why is anyone still a registered democrat when your vote doesn't matter to your own party?

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  • Gropegrope:

    Been a rough month. Neil Peart, Buck Henry, and now Terry Jones... :(

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  • mgoas:

    Mr Jones would have approved https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU0d8kpybVg

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  • mightyconan:

    That better be warm water if it's nut wash.

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  • mightyconan:

    More likely the biggest one has root penetration into a sanitary (sewer) line. Not sexy, but very likely.

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  • Soong:

    Heather grey sweat pants if you are equipped for and want dick-stares.

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  • Soong:

    If you stop keeping lists, you'll only have to worry about the last 2 or 3 things you remembered.

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  • storminator:

    DERP!! has a DERP!! launcher

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  • Saborlas:

    Finally got on the cart. /I'll see myself out

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  • tiki god:

    Why don't you like Sanders?

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  • MalcoveMagnesia:

    As a right leaning voter, I'd be thrilled if Sanders is the Democratic nominee. After what the party put him through in 2016, he deserves it in 2020. :-)

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  • notspamming:

    Organic, and vegan. But there's probably some gluten down there.

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  • Jac:

    Fark Sanders. He will never get a Primary vote from me, and millions of Primary voting Democrats feel the same way. He will lose, again.

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  • quietschfidel:

    Alex Kurtzman ==> This show is fucked.

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  • Halcyon:

    Because clearly the founding fathers didn't want a President who won an election to be impeached, which is why there's no way to do it in the Constitution! Wait....

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  • Halcyon:

    This movie was awesome.... granted it was terrible, but they clearly knew what they were going into here and the first 5 minutes tells you exactly what kind of movie this is.

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  • jediadept:

    Huh! I thought Bongo was the jiraphs name!

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  • jediadept:

    I drove many a blizzard with mine; and thought its low wide stance handled quite well and could easily power through drifts.

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  • tiki god:

    stahp

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  • przxqgl:

    it's not a bongo, it's a djembe.

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  • notspamming:

    Scissors, motherfucker, do you know about them ?

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  • notspamming:

    ...but orange is "importanter".

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  • Greenman037:

    Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor au Crevette with a Mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

    tiki god:

    reason he used to always wear the big hockey jerseys and jackets and hoodies was because of body image issues, so I'm going to assume he's going to be wearing baggy stuff till the day he dies.

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  • Greenman037:

    SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM...

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  • Greenman037:

    I don't like spam!

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  • Old Tofu:

    nah , I'm cool with redundancy . . . sometimes I do need to be told twice , lol

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  • Soong:

    If you want to point out the redundancy of using "annual" with "per year", I'll totally back you up.

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  • Gropegrope:

    I've driven one of these in the snow. The crack-up photo is coming...

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  • Soong:

    You can watch a tree branch feed into a wood chipper or be fed into a wood chipper. If you just replaced feed with fed in that sentence then the grammar becomes... poor. So... **"be fed" if you prefer.

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  • Gropegrope:

    Vulcans and Romulans are space elves.

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  • Gropegrope:

    He should donate his fat clothes to the Sally Ann and get a decent fitting new wardrobe...

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  • jediadept:

    Wow! The more you know... TY

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  • Gropegrope:

    Sure. If you're a squid...

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  • Old Tofu:

    *fed . . . fixed it

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  • tiki god:

    guy had a massive heart attack and would be dead today if he didn't change his diet. he's a no meat eater now.

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  • jediadept:

    Is that Kevin Smith?... He needs a sammich!

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  • tiki god:

    dang this is true. just in the last week I've replaced a latch on a dryer, a hole in the wall, replaced a garbage disposal, replaced the light out front of my house, installed some lights in my backyard.... ugh. I still have a list 20 times as long to get to as well, but I'm here on a website and watching a movie.

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  • Soong:

    Is the sculpture titled "A Better World"?

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  • jediadept:

    Well said; all the way up to kids in the wood chipper: that, not so much.

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  • karlskamera:

    Oddly, it makes no freaking mention of the variety of crimes that Mr. Trump has, himself, committed. (The Emoluments clause ain't "fake", and bribery is actually a thing, and paying off porn actresses to keep silent about a relationship is, in fact, a campaign expense.) I mean, I remember the case of the bank robber that got off because, as the judge ruled, he was a great house painter. Oh, no wait. That never happened.

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  • Saborlas:

    Someone's having a shitty day...

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  • Saborlas:

    I will remake the basic meme template with an Italian chef.

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  • Saborlas:

    Accio gat!

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  • Saborlas:

    We got the votes to win in 2020, the Obama elections proved that. We just assumed that Trump had rendered himself completely unelectable. We forgot that you right wingers LIKED it when he made fun of a disabled reporter. We forgot that Bush the Lesser PROVED that he was bad at the job and STILL got re-elected. We won't forget. The only 2020 Trump is gonna win is 20 for Obstruction and 20 for Treason.

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  • tiki god:

    yeah, but who needs an update to a program that's already perfect?

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  • Soong:

    Wil Wheaton is a conceited Wesley Crusher. Watch him in anything else. He always plays a smarmy cunt because that's who he is IRL.

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  • Soong:

    Tax Cuts = doubling annual deficit spending to more than ONE TRILLION DOLLARS per year. Deregulation = pollution and worker abuse, greed unchecked by morality or law. Employment at record levels, but inflation adjusted pay flat for decades even with record level corporate profits. Republicans are embarrassingly myopic and selfish. I wish I could watch every republican voter feed into an under-powered wood chipper, right after they watch their kids go in.

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  • Saborlas:

    20 for Obstruction and 20 for Treason!

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  • Saborlas:

    And right-wingers complain about "forced diversity" in Star Wars and shit. Every single minority on the Republican side is a traitor to their race. Also, note the COMPLETE lack of women on that side. There is no WAY a Republican is going to risk a female President.

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  • Saborlas:

    Trump sure hates him some brown people. You'll note ICE isn't picking up and deporting any WHITE people here illegally. Irish dude overstayed his visa due to not being able to afford a plane ticket home. Went to ICE, said he needed to be deported. ICE told him "you're not the people we're looking for."

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  • Saborlas:

    Stop sending your kids to these religious schools! Her misbehavior was probably a response to teachers who bullied her because they figured out she was a lesbian and they wanted to kick her out but couldn't find a direct rule stating that they could.

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  • Saborlas:

    Trump lied yet again.

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  • Saborlas:

    Winamp is still being actively supported.

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  • Saborlas:

    Post was downvoted by someone who thinks "toxic masculinity" means "all masculinity is toxic." Which they'd know, if they'd READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE, is not the case.

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  • tiki god:

    It's such a fundamental concept though that if Apple didn't do this, someone else would just step in and eat their lunch.

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  • tiki god:

    He's going to be hosting the after show where they sit around and smile at each other and say things about the episode you just watched that's not very interesting. I'm not bitter about the show, obviously there's enough people watching that type of material to make it worth the time spent filming it, but there's not much said or done in them to make it worth my time.

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  • notspamming:

    Luke's picture is very not up to date.

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  • notspamming:

    I'm surprised they're so opposed. Guess they want that data just for themselves.

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  • notspamming:

    Space elf ninja-monk by the looks.

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  • Saborlas:

    Missed an opportunity to have a NON-annoying version of Wesley Crusher. I'm sure Wil would like to revist the character.

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  • tiki god:

    romulan I think, so yeah

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  • tiki god:

    Good news: the score has gone UP since this screenshot. Bad news: It's now 5.7 out of 10

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  • tiki god:

    What kind of view did you have?

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  • TheBleakranger:

    is that a space elf?

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  • fatherdougal:

    At first I was "naw"... but then I saw that this had earned 4 stars!

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  • fatherdougal:

    I saw them during the Destroyer tour in Anaheim. My first ever concert. Ted Nugent opened for them. I was ten and awestruck.

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  • tiki god:

    https://www.bestbuy.com/site/terminator-dark-fate-steelbook-includes-digital-copy-4k-ultra-hd-blu-ray-blu-ray-2019/6389383.p?skuId=6389383 I'm thinking about getting this.

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  • tiki god:

    I've experienced pretty much everything that's mentioned here. It only stopped when I started to form friendships based on common beliefs and not common experiences

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  • jediadept:

    When Mr Black hits he's excellent, this is more of a miss.

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  • tiki god:

    it's shit like this that just makes my brain hurt. literally none of these are fundamentally true, but if you just don't know much about anything, then sure, you'll think it's all true from a specific point of view. case in point: the stock market doing so fantastic, which doesn't really effect 99% of americans at all. that's just a 1% indicator that we all get to have a peak at.

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  • Gropegrope:

    https://i.etsystatic.com/13120727/r/il/c6989f/1996908983/il_570xN.1996908983_d295.jpg

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  • jediadept:

    *sob*

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  • jediadept:

    Thank you and thank god this isn't another crack-up photo. :p

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  • tiki god:

    oh fuck yes

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  • Soong:

    Not Vantablack?

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  • jediadept:

    Oh. I thought it was just a huge clit...

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  • Brevity Truta:

    Hmmm not real sure about this one, does my font look big in this? aka Bad hurrr day. anyway - Six artists who blew their entire budget on personal styling, so much so that they could not afford anybackup singers, catering, fancy instruments like cowbells or maracas, and no studio props for the photoshoots, just stood up against a wall and got snapped. The items counterclockwise from top right: 1) The ruched and ruffled shirt that David Vitolka is wearing here is made from a sixty foot bolt of naked mole rat skins. Seven thousand skins went into the shirt, which is completely ruched and ruffled, not just the front. The matching apricot tuxedo and bow tie is made from melted down Barbie dolls by an artist from New Mexico by the name of Randy Guoulash, who was happy to be paid in backup

  • MalcoveMagnesia:

    so in other words, they're deplorables?

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  • MalcoveMagnesia:

    could it be because the government of PR is an incompetent basket case that does stuff like this? https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/18/us/puerto-rico-emergency-director-fired/index.html

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