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  • kangxi:

    Looks like she keeps her mobile tucked under her skin. It's quite off-putting.

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  • kangxi:

    Is this genuine? I can't believe this is genuine. Did she really publish this on her website?

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  • da Doctah:

    I've actually had in mind to edit together a video montage of what time-travel looks like in movies and TV. Besides the ones shown, I would have included the exploding valise of My Favorite Martian, the walk-in closet from Mr Peabody, the bicycle-with-a-honking-great-satellite-dish on the back from the George Pal "The Time Machine", the underground rocket sled of "Timecop", the swirling cloud of glass shards from Primeval, Bill & Ted's excellent phone booth, and maybe the boat from the end of "Safety Not Guaranteed".

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  • tiki god:

    I'm assuming at one point you unmuted it and it's remembering that choice, there' no music that autoplays when I load the page myself

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  • FullofStars:

    My favorite is "Catholic School Girls in Trouble", and the final "A Fistful of Yen". The fight scene in A Fistful is a faithful parody of Enter the Dragon that made me lose my shit.

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  • Saborlas:

    One of these audits is gonna flip a state in Biden's favor and Trump is gonna have a heart attack.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Remember copy-editors? Lauren Boebert sure as fuck doesn't.

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  • Bolthorn:

    It's not about protecting life, it's about punishing women for having pre-marital sex. If they ever make abortion completely illegal, they'll come for contraception next.

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  • Bolthorn:

    At least there seems to be a reason for it. Apparently the original show exists in this TV universe and she's called Doogie as a reference to the show. And if they did the same premise, but didn't put the Doogie thing in there, people would just say it's a rip off with a female character. At least it's not another CSI, 911, or Law & Order spinoff.

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  • storminator:

    I'm going there next year. And a lot of other places, too.

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  • Old Tofu:

    "It depicts a farmer standing beside his daughter – often mistakenly assumed to be his wife" . . . I always thought it was supposed to be his wife , I guess when you factor in how many conservative pedos there are it would have made sense

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  • Old Tofu:

    more of the same "let's steal everything but make it a girl" attempts . . . can't even be bothered to come up with a new name , fucking sad

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  • Old Tofu:

    this picture is disinformation , it doesn't show where he is pouring the jug himself and has the key to the lock in his front pocket

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  • Old Tofu:

    more like covering your ass , they can't risk his bs anymore, they have a lawsuit to deal with and that affects the only thing they truly care about . . . money

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  • Old Tofu:

    lock cheeto up! lock cheeto up!!

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  • Old Tofu:

    when I was a kid I loved the make out scene where the people on tv could see the couple on the couch , had me giving the tv the side eye for a while

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  • Old Tofu:

    dude , can you mute your goldfish music? it gets old having to scroll to find it to stop the music when you switch pages , etc.

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  • Old Tofu:

    it's beginning to be a lot like the road runner cartoon when the coyote just keeps hurting himself , but still gets exited for his next idea . . . just to crash head first into ANOTHER wall , good times

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  • Old Tofu:

    do you mean that yelling "don't do it , you'll go to hell" is NOT the same as sex ed?

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  • storminator:

    Don't call me guy, pal....

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  • tiki god:

    and thank you for the suggestion! The Amazon prime experience was pretty confusing though, lol. there were no less than 4 movies with the same name, but only one of them was one included with 'prime'

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  • tiki god:

    1. yes, but no, if the mod that approves it knows how to click the right button, it goes right up, unless
    2. that mod was drunk and was just clicking on things all willynilly

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  • Bolthorn:

    I wonder why someone would say it could never be made today. There's no way that the dudes that did Stranger Things didn't definitely see this movie growing up, and Stranger Things exists today. Hell, Stranger Things is a little unrealistic in how much less casual homophobia is tossed around by the middle school aged boys in that show. The virgin thing? The kids being hunted by Dracula? The teen smoking? I guess I'll toss this on the list for this year's October and see if I can figure it out but I can't think of anything offhand. It's been a few years since I've seen it though.

    Bolthorn:

    Similar. I was 12 though and it was a Ferrari. The dealer let me sit in it. I asked if the seat went back any farther; unfortunately, it did not.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Maybe he's secretly the most lefty of the leftists and this is his plan! Think we can float that conspiracy theory and maybe save a few lives in the process?

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  • Bolthorn:

    They're definitely more interested in making money than they are any kind of objective truth. Turns out low information voters also tend to be low information tech users who don't know what privacy settings and script blockers are.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Glad you enjoyed it!

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  • Saborlas:

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  • Saborlas:

    Remember when we put people like this in institutions instead of voting for them?

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  • Saborlas:

    Turns out, Facebook REALLY hates it when you call an antivaxxer a "plague rat." Probably hits too close to home. Zucc is vested in disinformation. Right wingers posting actual child porn and proudly saying "this was me at that age" is perfectly fine and not against the Community Standards. Neither is them doxxing people who make them feel bad.

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  • Saborlas:

    Corpses have more body autonomy than pregnant women. You can't use a corpses organs without prior authorization, no matter whose life it would save. Why should a uterus be different? (that's a rhetorical question, trolls)

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  • Saborlas:

    Governor DeathSentence is so far up his own ass, he doesn't even see his subconscious turning the state blue via the most Machiavellian manner ever.

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  • Saborlas:

    1. It apparently takes 24 days to get posts approved here.
    2. Go back to sleep, we ain't done with this shit yet because of idiots.

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  • Saborlas:

    I'm not your buddy, guy!

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  • tiki god:

    Florida!

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  • tiki god:

    I remember when my dream car was a Dodge Viper and I had a chance to ride in one when I was 15 or 16 and was already over 6 foot tall. I was barely able to fit in the passenger seat and was horribly sad when I realized I would never be able to have one, even if I could afford it. I guess I could pay to have some modifications done, but I'll never be that rich.

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  • tiki god:

    I haven't seen it yet, but it was on a list of "movies that could never be made today" which I schoffed at.

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  • tiki god:

    My wife and I have a joke with each other when one of us is going to be staying home from anything, "oh I'll be at home eating bon bons", said with an outrageously bad French accent. One day I was like "hey I don't even know what a bon bon is, let me look it up." You know what it is? chocolate candy. blew my mind, there were several times where I was making that joke, then proceeded to sit on my couch and and actually eat bon bons. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonbon

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  • Bolthorn:

    As an adult, it's not good pizza, but as a kid, pizza was pizza. So, you have my sympathy for not getting free pizza for reading.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Loved this movie as a kid. Still find it enjoyable while recognizing it's not as good as I remember.

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  • Bolthorn:

    You mean the same industry that lied and said all of their products were recyclable when they knew that many of those products were not? Fuck them.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Yeah, I'll probably never own a sports car. Definitely not enough leg room.

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  • Bolthorn:

    That is a fucking terrible idea. Especially this part, "...the order does not require that those who come into contact with a COVID-positive individual be tested for the virus themselves."

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  • Bolthorn:

    I wasn't consuming any caffeine for a very long time. Once we started working from home last year, I started drinking one cup of coffee each morning. I don't think I've ever had a bon bon. I do occasionally like to have a peanut butter cup.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Holy shit I'm going to remember this take. Nice.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Doesn't surprise me too much. I tutored a nursing student in math. After the first session I was fearful she would one day be my nurse. After the last session, I was still concerned.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Yep, that's it. Was difficult to hold as a small child but I somehow managed.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Or a very large collection of toys at home.

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  • kangxi:

    I'm in a quandary. When you post some awful situation, such as this one, I don't know whether to upvote it because I'm glad you've brought it to our attention, or downvote it in case people think I approve of it. Anyway, I've upvoted this one. What horrid pockets of nastiness you have dotted across the USA. I hope the doctor wins.

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  • Saborlas:

    She has unrealistic expectations...

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  • Saborlas:

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  • Saborlas:

    90% of nursing school is memorization and regurgitation. The other 10% is to learn to deal with stuff that would make most people barf.

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  • tiki god:

    super fucking racist roots. Still does, but now it's more of a classist thing, but still sorta racist.

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  • Saborlas:

    To be fair, he shouldn't have gone to Vietnam anyway. He'd have gotten his entire unit killed.

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  • Saborlas:

    We have murdered satire and we sit on its corpse like a throne.

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  • Saborlas:

    Don't give them any ideas!

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  • Saborlas:

    Everything I hear about Disney resorts tells me they're HORRIBLE places to work.

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  • Saborlas:

    Tipping in America has really racist roots.

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  • Saborlas:

    Elvira is bi. I hear the Pope's Catholic, too.

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  • Saborlas:

    The only good thing about being a grownup is that you have more disposable income then you ever had as a kid.

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  • Saborlas:

    There weren't any pizza huts near me :(

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  • Saborlas:

    The original American Gothic sums up American conservatism quite well: an old man willing to do violence to protect the chastity of a daughter whose chastity is clearly in no danger.

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  • tiki god:

    Just finished it, it's a fantastic film, going to put up a full review in a bit.

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  • tiki god:

    I also frequently think to myself "my god I have no time to do the things that I really want to do" but then have to look around and see that I'm actually making a choice to that and I have to make choices to just relax, which is difficult as fuck. I also quit the smoking and I can't have coffee after around noon or I'll be up until about 3am wondering why I'm so wired, so now days I'm streaming video games on the internet instead. But yeah, we both need to retire and eat bon bons all day.

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  • Bolthorn:

    I now wonder if my love of books is connected to my love of pizza. I don't like to do those things together, but I do enjoy both of those things. What I really miss is having the free time to stay up really late drinking coffee, chain smoking cigarettes, and reading. Quit the cigarettes a long time ago, drink way less coffee, and have less time to read books too. I need to retire.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Let us know what you think. I still will watch it around Halloween every year. So like I warned you, I have nostalgia for it.

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  • tiki god:

    Looks like it's included with Prime

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  • tiki god:

    respect the dash

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  • tiki god:

    it's a schooner.

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  • tiki god:

    that's horrifying

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  • tiki god:

    I do love shitty b-level movies that have heart, so I'll give it a spin

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  • kangxi:

    Spiderman? There's a spiderman there?

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  • Bolthorn:

    Shit, now they tell me!

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  • storminator:

    I've seen EW&F seven times.

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  • pb104:

    https://www.complex.com/life/usb-cable-removed-from-uk-teens-penis-following-self-insertion/

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  • pb104:

    That's the original Pong controller. https://www.retrothing.com/2008/05/pong-system-wit.html

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  • pb104:

    It's been four years since I saw this video and I'll still never hear EW&F's September the same way again. I present DJ Cummerbund's mashup of Ozzy's Crazy Train and EW&F's September https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuOuUixdSvY

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  • Wollocks:

    I can thoroughly recommend her book "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark" - a coffee-table book full of wonderful photos of a very beautiful woman. My copy is autographed by The Mistress herself.

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  • Old Tofu:

    but , but , I must be heard . . . my freedums

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  • smeg:

    a partially melted Rickenbacker? that's what it looks like to me.

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  • Gropegrope:

    I can't even tell what I'm looking at here....

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  • storminator:

    My cousin's husband died doing this.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Just put out a biography. Maybe give that a read. If you have access to Shout TV (they're on Twitch as well as a few cable/streaming platforms) they sometimes air some of her old TV episodes. Watch the Elvira: Mistress of the Dark movie. Plots nothing special but it's a fun ride. I may have nostalgia for it though so you may also hate it. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095088/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0

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  • tiki god:

    so's my hand. no wait, I'm not talking about what you think I am, I'm clicking one handedly on google trying to find out who she is.

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  • tiki god:

    She was slightly before my time, but I applaud her bravery to come out as a lesbian / bisexual / I don't care she' still hot and I love her work? Anyone have suggestions on what content to watch to celebrate this?

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  • MalcoveMagnesia:

    in before Tiki locks this artistic nudity thread :-)

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  • Bolthorn:

    Thanks for sharing that. The newest owner really needs to do something to get those books into the hands of people that will enjoy them. It's a shame you can see mold on some of those books. Ugh.

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  • Karl Lewis:

    "Subtle" doing a lot of work in that title. A LOT of work.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Most likely a joke. However, if real, fuck this management forever.

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  • Sentinel:

    And companies wonder why no one wants to work for them.

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  • tiki god:

    booba

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  • Sentinel:

    I was so focused on Spiderman I almost didn't notice the GIGANTIC BOOBS of the woman in front of him.

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  • tiki god:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcJc9IKxsPg

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  • tiki god:

    what in tarnation is that thing?

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  • tiki god:

    I can't even imagine why this was done. More than one person was involved here, had to have an electrician run the wire under the floor, someone frame in the cubby, then someone else to sign off on all that bullshit.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Whomever designed this should not be allowed to design anything ever again. They should not be allowed to even decide where to put an end table or lamp. If they went to college, that college should lose it's accreditation. The designer's high school teachers should have to explain where they went wrong with this student and how the education system in general has so greatly failed them.

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  • Bolthorn:

    Beautiful and sad. Hopefully those books find (or found) a new home.

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  • da Doctah:

    See, this is what happens when you let Robin drive the Batmobile.

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  • Marrock:

    21: None of the above.

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  • tiki god:

    she's super cute, but who is she?

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