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1. kbrand79 says:

   March 11, 2009 at 7:37 am

   Awesome.

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2. rompSku says:

   March 11, 2009 at 7:38 am

   lol. man, does this bring back memories.

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3. ninjoe says:

   March 11, 2009 at 7:42 am

   win. also is it just me or does everyone else want to be a ‘goldenrod-counselor’?

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4. Nimbo says:

   March 11, 2009 at 7:58 am

   Oldie but a goodie.

   I want to find the pink in the teacher myself

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5. Abide says:

   March 11, 2009 at 8:15 am

   oral AND a 3 day vacation

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6. RSIxidor says:

   March 11, 2009 at 8:27 am

   @rompSku:
   Did you often have oral sex in the classroom?

   @Abide:
   Yeah, this is totally win win. I never understood why they think suspension is a punishment.

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7. TrikYodz says:

   March 11, 2009 at 8:32 am

   dude, how can you do that in a school? gross.

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8. Sticky says:

   March 11, 2009 at 8:38 am

   My dad probably would have yelled at me until my mom left the room. Then he would have given me a high five.

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9. njch412 says:

   March 11, 2009 at 8:59 am

   a la

   asp.jpg

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10. Teutonic Logic says:

    March 11, 2009 at 9:16 am

    do school districts spell out their prohibitions of sexual contact? Like really go into ” A student is not allowed to stick his penis inside of another student, regardless of orifice”

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11. token2k6 says:

    March 11, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    @Teutonic Logic: I think you’re only in violation if a creampie is administered

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12. Puulaahi says:

    March 11, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Three days suspension for a BJ, right on.

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13. warren says:

    March 11, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Had it been my kid, I might have appealed the suspension. And taken my son out for a beer.

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14. NoOneInParticular says:

    March 11, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    These days, he’s just as likely to be convicted of a crime and forced to register as a sex offender. Places like Colorado and Florida are particularly strict on stuff like that.

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15. llamamanzero says:

    March 11, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    Wonder if anyone has called his mom’s cell that hasn’t been removed from this post?

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16. Graceless says:

    March 11, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    Legend

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17. nyoki says:

    March 11, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    @llamamanzero: Was thinking the same thing.

    @Abide: @RSIxidor: @Puulaahi: Not quite a vacation since it’s ISS (In School Suspension). Either way I do wonder how much of a punishment that really is too.

    Getting a blow job at school at 16 is quite an accomplishment. I wonder how he talked her into it.

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18. dunc1977 says:

    March 11, 2009 at 11:30 pm

    Wow. Reminds me of Pre-School. Fucking loser.

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19. Awesome1 says:

    March 11, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    Kids will be kids. I mean, we used to be married and have kids around pube-time. Can you blame kids for a lil BJ here and there? I say no.

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20. Phyreblade says:

    March 12, 2009 at 12:00 am

    Hi five?

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21. rompSku says:

    March 12, 2009 at 2:13 am

    @Dyna-Mole: Agreed.
    Plus, everybody knows teenage girls are all slutty whores who crave the dick, And just tell her that if she really loved you, she would suck your dick in BIO class and do your calculus.

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22. j_bryon says:

    March 13, 2009 at 4:43 pm

    @NoOneInParticular: You are right except the girl would be too…let’s not forget that.

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23. HoChunk says:

    March 14, 2009 at 6:13 am

    Ah, the good ol’ double standard, whereupon the guy is soon regarded as a legend and the girl regarded as a cumdumpster.

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