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    1. MacheteJak says:
      March 10, 2009 at 5:12 pm

      The fact that she’s scratching her head makes this so much more funny.

    2. Sticky says:
      March 10, 2009 at 5:13 pm

      Mmm. Nothing says “Cuisine!” like a can of beans and some spotted dick.

    3. Graceless says:
      March 10, 2009 at 5:15 pm

      IDGI

    4. Annarchy says:
      March 10, 2009 at 5:16 pm

      It’s not fine British food unless it’s deep-fried and tastes like cardboard.

    5. Teutonic Logic says:
      March 10, 2009 at 5:18 pm

      the term “fine British foods” is clearly an oxymoron or maybe the term is relative and these are the best of the british foods, which they should have retitled “literally the only food products from britian that would be edible to even the smallest percentage of americans.”

    6. Wip8outUK says:
      March 10, 2009 at 5:30 pm

      HP fruity is the shit tbh. Rest is a bit of a fail, only think I like that comes from you guys is those peanut butter cup things.

    7. Luke Magnifico says:
      March 10, 2009 at 5:35 pm

      Ambrosia FUCKYES.

      And are those Taxi bars? I’d easily kill one of you for a Taxi.

      Curly Wurlys, those weird cakes-in-a-can that Heinz make, golden syrup…

      Truly, this is the food of kings.

      Gods.

    8. Stephy says:
      March 10, 2009 at 5:37 pm

      Obvoiusly none of you have tried British chocolate. mmmmmm chocolate with no wax, more cocoa and less additive..
      I’d neverd of British Cuiine until my store started selling the stuff, you would not believe it but spotted dick and cock-a-leeky soup are actually really tasty!
      All i’m saying is don’t diss it until you’ve tried it.

    9. joodles says:
      March 10, 2009 at 5:38 pm

      Yeah these are all nom.

    10. Paul_Is_Drunk says:
      March 10, 2009 at 5:42 pm

      There are some good British tarts, though I forget what they’re called. Well-‘something.’

      Otherwise, ew.

      Scones are considered Scottish, not English, right?

    11. Luke Magnifico says:
      March 10, 2009 at 5:46 pm

      @Paul_Is_Drunk: Bakewell tart.

      Is the best tart.

    12. seakitten says:
      March 10, 2009 at 6:30 pm

      Only sugar full foods let through border control. No black pudding, white pudding, haggis, grouse, pheasant, hare, rabbit, tripe, lard, dripping, full English, beef, curry, smoked salmon, arbroath smokies, steak and kidney pudding, lamb, biryani, marmite, mushy peas, chips, that’s proper chips not fries, offal, chipolata and sausages? no wonder shes scratching her head!

    13. Leanstrum says:
      March 10, 2009 at 6:31 pm

      Cherry bakewells are the shit – but I don’t see them there.

    14. Leanstrum says:
      March 10, 2009 at 6:32 pm

      Cherry bakewells are the shit – but I don’t see them there.

      Also, non of our cheeses comes in an aerosol.

    15. Monkey1978 says:
      March 10, 2009 at 6:34 pm

      It’s pretty funny that 90% of the things on that shelf are in our fast food isles of the supermarkets right next to the hot dog sausages in a jar.
      I guess us English managed to get 1 thing from the USA after all, everything can be made artificial and put in a can for the lower classes of society to eat. I just never thought they’d go full circle on us.

    16. cpnichol says:
      March 10, 2009 at 7:08 pm

      I like how there is vinegar in that selection. I know British food has a bad reputation but surely we can do better than just vinegar.

    17. nyoki says:
      March 10, 2009 at 7:44 pm

      @Monkey1978: I don’t know about that. If I remember correctly, Brits really liked their potted meats, long before they made it to the states.

    18. Monkey1978 says:
      March 10, 2009 at 9:02 pm

      @nyokki: If by potted meats, you mean pot roasts, then that’s possible, and it’s tinned variant may deserve a place on the fine British foods shelf, but i don’t see that there.

    19. garbledxmission says:
      March 10, 2009 at 9:46 pm

      @Monkey1978: The term “potted” means jarred or canned. (Preserved in some way) The English have been doing just that for centuries. Potted sparrows anyone?

    20. Puulaahi says:
      March 10, 2009 at 10:08 pm

      Shepherds Pie is so goddamn good.

    21. SumoSnipe says:
      March 10, 2009 at 10:29 pm

      @Puulaahi: yeah, but they are running out of shepherds in the UK. So most of the shepherds pie nowadays is made from Aussie or Argentine shepherds.

    22. Puulaahi says:
      March 10, 2009 at 10:34 pm

      @SumoSnipe: Don’t forget NZ, there are more sheep in New Zealand than people.

    23. Ronwe says:
      March 10, 2009 at 11:21 pm

      I don’t see any Branston pickle. Thus, fail.

    24. SumoSnipe says:
      March 11, 2009 at 12:28 am

      @Puulaahi: Kiwis is like chewing rawhide.

    25. Phyreblade says:
      March 11, 2009 at 2:05 am

      @SumoSnipe: You mean Kiwi Shepherds Pie?

    26. Queensly says:
      March 11, 2009 at 7:34 am

      @Leanstrum: Any shelf that does not contain any of Mr. Kipplings exceedingly good cakes is fail.
      @Ronwe: Branston goes on fucking everything!
      @Stephy: Cadbury’s creme egg’s wipe the floor with any American chocolate.@Phyreblade: That sounds strangely alluring.

    27. MonkeyHitman says:
      March 11, 2009 at 10:36 am

      cadbury owns american chocolate.

    28. MicroMan says:
      March 11, 2009 at 4:26 pm

      americans hate english food, because you have to chew it, and it hasn’t been processed to shit. it still tastes like food. fuckers.

    29. the_jackalope says:
      March 12, 2009 at 2:32 pm

      mmmm i see HP sauce and flake bars

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