Swimming Problem

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Mother fucking OUCH.

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  • Basketball Crotch Shot

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    Pssh, who says there’s no gayness in basketball.  Proof Positive.

    Did you say cakes?

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    Did you say Cakes?Did you say 40 of them?

    Jenna Jameson’s Gone Downhill

    Remember when Jenna looked like this? Sadly time goes by, and porn stars get plastic surgery, not all of it for the best :

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    From totalcrap

    (PS, click to see the boob wrinkles.  ugh)

    Mexican Bus Pass

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    Whoops.

    Polar Bear Has No Apples

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    They took his apples away 🙁

    Cactus Cat

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    Comunitty Collige

    [EDIT: I’m not calling the young lady a whore, I’M THE LINK WHORE! haha!]

    OMG Boobs

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    Go Stick Deodorant

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    “Pretty secretary, John!  Efficient too.  But you’d think she’d know more about deodorants.”

    Guess she’s one stank bitch, eh?

    From vintage_ads

    Naked in New York

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    By Jordan Matter Via Bits & Pieces

    And one more behind the cut..and I definitely agree with her statement: (NSFW site and below)
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    Human Body Man

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    Much like the Street Sharks, this guy is incredibly familiar to me, but I can’t place him.  help!

    Transformers Good Vs Evil Wallpaper

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    The Transformers, as they were meant to be.

    Snakes On A Plane

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    by bboyneko

    So I finally got to see the movie, and I’ll have to admit it was exactly what I was expecting it to be, and thus I enjoyed it.  See what happens when you have realistic expectations?

    Super NES Wallpaper

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    snagged from 4chan, so I have no clue where it’s from, sorry 🙁

    Smoke Jumper

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  • Convenience Store Door Sign

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    Please No Smoking, Food, Drink, or Gorillas

    Silicon Muscle man

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    I’ve seen the guy in the back before.  It’s either saline or silicon in his arms, or maybe they’re real.  And I’m the king of Nigeria, and have money for YOU.

    Lord Of The Rings: Frodo Vs Shelob Wallpaper

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    So after playing the beta for LotR Online for a while, I’m underwhelmed thus far.  Perhaps there will be more exciting things later on.  Maybe.

    by John Howe

    US Deaths in Vietnam and Iraq

     

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    From Lies.com (btw, what a kick ass url.)

    Calvin And Hobbes Snow Wallpaper

     

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    A good winter / christmas wallpaper

    ROLF-MAO

    From the original page:

    Rolling On Floor Laughing My AOff

    But I won’t tell you what that A– stands for because I don’t use that kind of filthy language, you ass.

    BTW, just started as an affiliate with Dirty Microbe, so MCS will receive up to 25% of all sales that are generated by my posts, so feel free to buy their shit. I’ll make money off it, and you get to receive more of the funny.

    If You Don’t Come To Democracy

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    Let’s play name the bomber, I love that game.

    Halo Teaser Wallpaper

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    I’m already saving for a X-Box 360, just for this game.  Hopefully we don’t get fucked over like Halo 2.  Thanks for half a game Bungie!

    Hammer Hang Illusion

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    It’s unpossible! How does it work?!

    [EDIT: THERE IS VIDEO!]

    Ben Browder And Claudia Black

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    Lemme admit here, that when Ben Bowder and Claudia Black came onto Stargate: SG1, I wasn’t too happy with the situation, and I didn’t really like them as actors. Then I watched Farscape, and gained a huge respect for their talents, so I’m going to assume that it’s simply the chemistry that hasn’t gelled yet on SG1. Sadly, I don’t think they’re going to get the time to get comfortable on the new set.

    SG1 was one of those good “bad” TV series, much like Atlantis or any other SciFi produced series. It was / is terribly good. (Unlike BSG, which is just GREAT)

    Reading Skill +1

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    I have a macro that hits the sign like 20 times a minute, I maxed out my reading skill in like 20 minutes.  It was awesome, true story.

    Chuck Norris Action Jeans

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    Oh god yes.

    DBZ Chalk Power

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    I see what you did there!

    Domo Kitty

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    RUN KITTY, RUN!

    (PS, I can’t believe I’m posting this picture, it’s almost as old as the internet)

    Eva Mendes Wallpapers

    To celebrate the fact that I just sat through the successful piece of shit that is the new Ghost Rider movie, here’s some wallpapers of Eva Mendes.  My thoughts?  Craptastic CGI, lackluster voice overs, and shitty story.  But there’s a somewhat hot girl in there somewhere:
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    Three more below the cut, watch out for boobs and butt.  They’re NSFW.

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    Escher In Legos

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    By M.C. Escher

    Captain Of The Raft

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    Man, I gotta find me a girl that’ll do this.

    Captain Al Chohol Cover

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    from ep.tc

    Warhammer 40k Black And White Choas Marine

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    He’s so majestic looking!

    Armed Forced Career Center

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    Suicidal Teens Welcome!

    Berlitz Language School Advertisment

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    Oh fuck, does that mean there’s puffer fish in the water?  Or does it mean there’s babies with goggles on the beach?

    Graffiti: The Fun Crime Maker!

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    From EatLiver