Please Do Not Feed The Models

Yum!

Cloud Creator

Champion Egg Holder

everyone got a talent I guess.

Formula One Shrubbery

With a herring?

Handicapped Lambo

You’d think someone with a car like this would care more about where they’re parking.

Sheepish Running Shoes

Pooper Scooper

I wish my doggy could do this.  Then I wouldn’t have to clean up after his sorry ass.

Road Side Sex Toy Shop

ah, yes.  they’re even already inflated!

How To Kill A Zombie

Buy the Zombie Pwnage t-shirt @ SplitReason.com

The Straight Talk Express

-via chris hates freedom

Incoming Sand Storm

more after the cut :

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Clock Spider

oh my god, I would need a flame thrower or some shit.

STOP! hammer time

[Graffiti]

Cute Gorilla

Looks kinda like one of my ex s

Kristin Kreuk

Behind a cut, because it’s vaguely NSFW with the see through shirt and all:

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Prices Are Subject To Change According To Customer’s Attitude

Loan Slip

Yeah, so I just bought a truck, and when I tried to refinance it, this is what all the banks told me :*(

G.I. No

Men’s Brains

Creation Science

From Tom The Dancing Bug

Cthulhu Rises

Starcraft 2 Space Marine Wallpaper

Warhammer 40k Titan

I’m looking for some pictures of finished WH40k items. Send them in if you have any!  The guys over at work in progress have a LOT of good looking figures, but I’m too internet shy to go introduce myself 😉

No Hooking Warning Sign

This is a no hooking zone!

Sounds kinds like Fox News, with their ‘no spin zone’

The More You Know About Guns Motivational Poster

Nice Machine Gun

looks too short to be a M-16

Some Random E-Cards

Lobo Bites His Lip

Lobo’s one of those characters that are pretty cool, then they get in the wrong hands, they they suck.

Floating Fountain

It looks like it’s photoshopped but there is a pipe holding it up and feeding it the water in the middle of all the water.

This Is Delicious Cake, You Must Eat It

Spider Jerusalem Motivational Poster

Spider Jerusalem 

should be number one on your list of people

NOT to fuck with

I Love To Shotgun Zombies

Who doesn’t like zombies?

This Is Che Gevaraaa

[300]

Tin Man Massacre

Guess he got his heart after all.

Movie of the week…

Masterbating Lemur

Moon Over A Tree Wallpaper

Team Rocket Hottie

This is obscene

Space: Above And Beyond TV Poster

Goddamn I liked this series.  I didn’t really go for the ‘tanks’ storylines, but the space battles and space ships where the shit!

M-16 + Tutu = True Love

what in the world is going on here?

Tallahassee Phallic Capitol Building

Looks like a giant cock and balls, eh? Tallahassee yay!

Get A Girlfriend!

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Hard Day Kitty

Bisexuality Motivational Poster

Slave Leia Line Up

Dear God, I can’t pick one!

Venom, As He Should Be

They had Topher Grace playing a muscle bound meat head like Eddie Brock?

wtf?

Pepper Spray

Ah, the reason I’m always crying at the end of my dates 😉

Blue Eye Wallpaper

Highrider Sport Super Lift

Mary Jane Comiquette