Christian Logic

This is part of Psalms 111:10. It is not taken out of context or anything.

God loves you, and at the same time wants you to FEAR him, or else he’ll cast you into the pits of Hell? What kind of dysfunctional logic is this?

FIX ANAL

Seriously, does anyone know what in the hell is this?I find it rather disturbing.

Makes me think of the goatse guy… Ugh.

Can’t stop?

Knocked Up Movie Poster

Seen it?

The hole left by the Dark Ages.

So i hear this might be a controversial topic.

And yes, I would like to live on Mars by now!

Not This Shit Again Kitty

Lady Bug

Pulp Fiction Movie Poster Image

hey look!  it’s uma thurman!

Fox News: How often co you think about touching other people’s private parts?

Seriously?  Like every day.  Hourly.  I wake up with that thought.

Bottleneck Island

oh, you think that’s natural?

Female Footballer

from fotografier.se

Levi Mannequin Advertisement

Warhammer 40k Inquisitor

Break Yo Neck

Ah!  A variation of the “squishing your head” technique

Panda Photographer

Yeah, so wtf is going on here?

Big Bullet Ammo Feed

feels like a repost, but those bullets make me all excited ‘down there’ so here they are.  Again.  (maybe)

Cast Magic Missile

Dedicated Server Problems

Those of you that were trying to access the site over the weekend might have noticed that there were a few minor problems. mainly that the entire site was unaccessible, and even when you did connect it was slow as fuck. This was a dedicated server from WestHost. After three days of their incompetent tech support bumbling about, I figured that enough was enough and moved everything back to hurricane electric.

So here we are, back where we started, but at least you can get to the site, right?

Deja Vu Nintendo Game

I played this game for days upon days, and never got further then out of the building you wake up in.  And then I died, or had no clue on where to go… I think I’m going to go get the ROM for it, and get a cheatsheet, and beat it for good, just to satisfy my inner child.

Trashed Cars

Tom Brown Is Goofy As Fuck

from Jezebel (click through to see how much of a douche this guy really is)

Monkey Baby Bubble Bath

Dog In Boots

Puss in boots ain’t got shit on him!

Abstract Leafs

Aren’t these seed pods of some kind?  I vaguely remember a Disney wildlife special about seeds that fall with these things on them.

Melted Keyboard

This is what happens when you break the sound barrier of typing speed.  I’ve gone through three different keyboards this way!

Snail Flower Power

Snails FTW!

Do Turtles Eat Watermellon?

The photographic proof says YES!

Waiting For The Perfect Man

Man’s Effect On Natur

Watch as this park is transformed into a paradise!

(more…)

Cat Peeping Through Door Crack

No Farting

For Mom…with love

Trojan Condoms…?

[mother’s day]

Beware of Dog

that’s a cat!

Tricked Out ATV

What’s with all the vehicles and rims?

Homeless and Jobless Robot

Will Process Data For Energy

It hurts…too much!

Go to the cashier and ask this question.

Politeness

Puppy In A Pail

Faceless Masses

Masks?

Tentacle Sucker

Baby Gator On Mom’s Head

Gator or Croc?

Changing Up!!?!?!?!

hell there mcs peoples.

I need a name for you guys, kinda like b-tards, or farkers, or goons.  anyways!

Just purchased a dedicated server from westhost.com, and just a few moments ago, I changed up the DNS information.  if you’re seeing this, you’re on the old server, and you comments will be FOREVER LOST.

So, don’t comment if you see this message.  if this message isn’t here, then you won’t be able to see it, right?

right.  anyways, as per the norm, I’m drinking again tonight, all by myself.  If you have anything interesting to say, please feel free to instant message me using AIM : yourcoolestfan.

and no, you can’t have my msn, jabber, yahoo, icq, or what the fuck ever weird ass client you’re using.  use fucking AIM.  go download miranda, and get with the fucking program.

I think I’m going to install a jabber server on the new dedicated server.  Then there shoudl be no problems, but until then, just the AIM.

Jabba Micheal Moore

Dusty Computer Case

yummy?

Twenty-Fourth Century Star Trek Wallpaper

You’ll notice that the abortion that was “Enterprise” isn’t included.  Good.

You Shouldn’t Drink So Much Dad

A rip on NoteNiks

Atheists will cause civil war.

Jesus On A Raptor

Not as cool as Raptor Jesus, but remember, this is what the Bible actually teaches.  Dinosaurs walked with man!

Global Warming World Map

I wonder when I should move into my aquahabitat house

Sexy Bike Girl

Yummy