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Raptor Jesus roamed the Earth back when God Himself was still only a teenager. His execution is thought to be the cause of the extinction of the dinosaurs, as God was mad at the Romans for aiding in His son’s death. Raptor Jesus attended Michigan State University where he double majored Philosophy and Human Sexuality.



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