jesus christ on a raptor

jesus christ on a raptor


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    Bean

    Looks more like a mini T Rex.

    Liam4Now

    *agreed* Velociraptor had more than two digits on its ‘hand’

    fracked again

    Judaism required that velociraptors have their other digits removed in lieu of a foreskin.

    DMYTRIW WDS

    Which makes it even more of a miracle. I mean a mini fucking T Rex, and then riding it, It’s no wonder the Romans crucified him. Who wants an uppity Jew that can control an army of dinosaurs standing against the republic? He was like aquaman, but cooler.

    absent

    “You know, the world’s twelve-thousand years old, and dinosaurs existed in that time, you’d think it would’ve been mentioned in the fucking bible at some point. “And o, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth, but the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus with a splinter in his paw. And o, the disciples did run a-shrieking ‘What a big fucking lizard, Lord.’ But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus’ paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a Loch for oh so many years,… Read more »

    Korinthian

    A crucified pterodactyl would look way cooler as a symbol than the crucifix.

    elzarcothepale

    THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A BRONTOSAURUS, YOU GULLIBLE FOOL!

    fracked again

    Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

    Pip

    That’s a damn allosaurus…