Raptor Jesus Forgives

 

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    T-Rex Jesus

    Raptor Jesus is a total hack. Don’t waste your time praying to this false prophet.

    Triceratops Disciple

    You dirty blasphemer.

    Namelis1

    How dare you betray the mighty raptor Jesus.
    Your soul shall burn in hell for eternity.
    And your kids will become gay.

    “I wanna get down on my knees, and start pleasin’ Jeus, i wanna feel his salvation, all over my face”

    Grumbles

    RAPTOR JESUS WENT EXTINCT FOR YOUR SINS.

    Emo Jesus cut himself for your sins.

    Zombie Jesus took a headshot for your sins…

    Grumbles

    And Republican Jesus bought a Ferrari for your sins.

    Nerdy Jesus formatted C: for your sins.

    Gamer Jesus died for your sins. Respawning for your sins in 5… 4… 3…

    DexX

    Republican Jesus bombed a third world country for your sins.

    Brontosaurus Mohammed

    INFIDELS!!!

    Anonymous

    When Jesus died, it took him three whole days to respawn…now that’s what I call lag. (don’t remember who said this first)