Trojan Condoms…?
Always worried that they’re called “Trojan”. Suggests some kind of trojan horse link, as if it’s a cunning disguise to get into “Troy” after which it bursts open and spews “Greeks” everywhere and “Troy is completely fucked.
Discount condoms always make mother proud. Frugality, AND function. To help ensure that the world will never have to put up with another one of you.
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Always worried that they’re called “Trojan”. Suggests some kind of trojan horse link, as if it’s a cunning disguise to get into “Troy” after which it bursts open and spews “Greeks” everywhere and “Troy is completely fucked.
Discount condoms always make mother proud. Frugality, AND function. To help ensure that the world will never have to put up with another one of you.