Other photos I made
and am fairly proud of.
From top to bottom, they’re in the order they’ve been made.
Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active
# Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
# Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.
# Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of “denture-burn.”
# Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.
# Granny found cuffed to her walker.
# Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
# Your “Grandma” is Anna Nicole Smith.
# You’ve just seen the photos in the “Beaver Hunt” section of Hustler.
# Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa’s crotch and claps twice.
# Kraft-matic Adjustable Bed set for “doggy style.”
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Anti-Venom
Tags:Comic Books, The Punisher, Venom
So for those who arent caught up in the comic world; long story short, Eddie Brock got ditched by the symbiote (or however you spell it) and then it turns out hes able to develop his own venom powers without the symbiote. So now hes good, again, as Anti-Venom. What do my fellow nerds think of this development?
Top Duck
Tags:Humor, Vertical Wallpaper
Does M[C]S like the kings new scooter?
Hey M[C]S, what do you think of my new scooter?
20th post decides what I do with it/on it!
Uber-Hard Spongebob
Tags:SpongeBob SquarePants, WTF
Bark scorplings
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona_bark_scorpion
These little fuckers are all over the place here… fortunately I’ve only found one inside my house so far.
Happy Pirate Day
A pirate captain relaxes in a hammock, in this illustration from Howard Pyle’s Book of Pirates (1921), which compiled a number of legends of piracy in the Caribbean. The classic era of piracy in the Caribbean extends from around 1560 up until the mid 1720s.
Kanye Recursion
Yo, Kanye, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” was the best Kanye douchebag move of all time.
Kiddie Toy WTFs
Pole Dancer
Watch your 8 year old breastfeed a doll
Kiddie STDs
nippal tassals for pre-sluts
OMG SHAVE TEH BABBY
DMD
I unwittingly contributed to this mess….
Here’s the background story: my boss an I have a serious Diet Mt. Dew addiction. When we have a meeting, it’s – hey, grab one out the fridge. Sweet.
So, OUR boss and a bunch of co-workers took all the DMD’s (and a few other Mountain Dew’s) out of the recycling bins, and now you see the aftermath.
Last Monday was his 49th birthday. So, I clocked-in @ 8:30… he said, check this out. I lol’ed for a minute and said, hang-on, I gotta get my camera.
Bob was in trouble
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Tags:Computers, Humor, Internets, Wallpaper
Snake With Foot
so yeah, this is my first ever post *crows cheers?* saw this in biology when reading up on news then saw it later on geeokologie. pretty cool
www.geekologie.com/2009/09/snake_with_foot_found_killed_i.php
The Kings new shoe rack
Picked this up for $6 each, stackable. It’s actually 2 units stacked just so you guys know 😉
It fits all my shoes except the ghetto brand jordan and zoo york, my sandals, and my work shoes.
I know it’s only 5 pictures but I’ll try to get a photobucket and post the whole set ASAP
Internet Fight!
Tags:Art, Computers, WTF
by Chlodovik Lubomachr
charitable lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?”
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um … no.”
The lawyer interrupts, “or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?”
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
“or that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…”
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, “So if I don’t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?”
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