Ice Water On Tap

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I’d be afraid that my beard would freeze.

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  • Evolution Is A Lie!

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    Can you imagine being in this church?

    Britney Shears

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    Room of BSOD

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    Guess this is what happens when you roll out a back update, eh?

    New Site Feature!

    Look over there to the right! (no your other right, there you go ::pat pat::) There’s 10 random posts from the archives.

    If you’re reading the site through the RSS feed (all 350 of you! yay!) you’ll have to click through to the website to see this EXCITING new feature!

    Lovecraft Love Face

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    Lovecraft would make this face during sex.

    Staring as he thrusted.  Staring.  Just staring.

    Recent Eclipse

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    I think I was drunk while this was happening, anyone actually see it in person?

    This Is America

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    Robocop FTW

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    Damn the first movie rocked.  Totally.

    Luckily I never saw the sequels.

    Clippy Want / Do Not Want

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    I figure I better post this, cause they just retired the little bastard.

    Plz to be no eetings!

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    Plz to be no eetings!

    I R not tasty or nootrishus

    Head On Handgun

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    God damn stupid commercial for a product that simply does not work, and yet they’re making mad money off it.


  • Battlestar Galactica – Starbuck

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    [EDIT: Spoilers abound in the comments, so don’t read them if you don’t want to have the latest BSG episodes spoiled]

    Judgement Day

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    Judgment day is here.

    Show your tits and I will judge ’em.

    X-Box Strong Man

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    I just moved my x-box up to my second story, and I had to use a forklift.

    Star Trek MMO : Starbase

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    I pee my pants a little bit everytime I hear new news about the Star Trek MMO.  It has so much potential, and yet so did Enterprise.

    Ya Hya Chouhada MUAD’DIB

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    Hey look, it’s a Dune reference!

    LOST Statues

    Proving once and for all that you can make statues out of anything :

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    Hare Krishna

    ahhhh, beauty and the geek.

    Dolphin / Seagull Margaretta

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    I say it’s a seagull.

    Moose Warning Sign

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    SuperNews: Mac Vs PC

    Che Men’s Magazine Advertisement

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    Ah, if only it were that easy.

    Pink Hummer

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    Why must people do these things?

    Previously :

    Chromed Out H2
    Pink Hummer H2

    Baby CoPilot

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    Fishy Handshake

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    Don’t be accused of a weak handshake!
    Advert for casall sports products

    Aliens PT Cruiser

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    Dear Yoda

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    Dear Yoda,

    I want to hump your green butt.

    xoxoxo

    Photographic Pooch

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    This is how I wake up every morning.

    The dog, not the photographer.

    Obama Rocks Austin

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    Yehaa mother fucker!

    Castle Reflections

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    Took me a moment to realize it wasn’t a shitty photo manipulation, it was a good real picture.

    American Tactical Force

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    Man, those are some realistic looking toys there.  And the cat’s real looking too.

    Easy Bake Meth Lab

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    As someone that’s never tried meth before, nor tried to cook it up, is this a good indication of what you’d need to make some?

    You Guys Talking About Shenanigans??

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    When’s their next movie coming out?  They still haven’t done much that’s topped Super Troopers, although Beer Fest was close…

    Map Of The United States Circuit Court System

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    Just in case you were wondering what Circuit Court you lived in.

    I’m in 11.