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  • You Gonna Get What?

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    you of course, know what I’m referring to, yes?

    Guitar Hero

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    What the fuck do you need four of those for?

    Raining Men

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    Tri-Booter

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    Mythbusters- Help Me Adam!

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    God I love this show.

    Tyler Knows Best

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    Millennium Falcon Map

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    Just in case you ever need to get lost when you’re onboard

    Nokia Glock Mobil Phone

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    Star Wars Generational Poster

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    So, Carrie Fisher or Natalie Portman?

    Admiral Adama Motivational Poster

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    Manly enough to make me consider homosexuallity


  • It’s Raining Moose

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    From a livejournal community:

    They were laying new power cables which were strung on the ground for miles. The moose are rutting right now and very agitated. He was thrashing around and got his antlers stuck in the cables. When the men (miles away) began pulling the lines up with their big equipment, the moose went up with them. They noticed excess tension in the lines and went searching for the problem. He was still alive when they lowered him to the ground. He was a huge 60 inch bull and slightly peeved!

    Owl Snowprint Redux

    Remember that Owl Snowprint post?

    sent these in, with comments:

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    Marks left in snow after a hawk killed a rabbit. I saw this happen with my own eyes… the hawk probably had a 36″-40″ wingspan, and the hare weighed about 5-6 pounds. This was the scene of the kill; note the tufts of fur, blood, and large area of struggle.

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    All that was left of the hare after the hawk had its fill.

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    After the hawk killed the hare, it flew about 20′ with it, and dropped it here. Then it dragged the carcas about 20′ into the woods, where it proceded to eat.

    So, based on these scientifically proven to be true photos, I recant my statement on the previous post, and now think it was a bird of indeterminate origins landing on the ground to play scrabble with the lil woodchucks of the forest. Cause everyone loves woodchucks.

    Maggie Q

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    Just watched MI:3, and this girl, plus a red dress equal hotness.  Sadly, I can’t find any of the good pictures out there, anyone have good pictures of her in that dress?

    Bill Gates & The Hooters Girls

     

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    Guess when you’re a billionaire you can pick whoever you want for your kitchen staff.  Yum!

    Doggy Disaster

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    Kinda like those kids from a while back, eh?

    Nursing Home ORGY

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    Grampa, NOooooooooo!

    Server Room Disaster

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    So, when one line goes dead, do you bother tracking it down and pulling it out?  Or just throw another hub on top of the pile, and walk away?

    Admiral Locke

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    Was this a real Star Trek TNG Episode?

    Supreme Commander Screenshot

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    There’s apparently a sequal to the kick ass “total annihilation” called “Supreme Commander

    Clerics Poster

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    Just because they heal you…doesn’t mean they like you.

    Do Not Feed The Zombies

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    Large enough to make for reals.

    Erick Charles Nielson Stand Up

    What says you MCS? He was/is one of the advertisers on MCS, I got paid 2 cents!

    Satanic Last Supper

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    This makes me lol for some reason!

    Big Dig

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    Apparently, they’re trying to get to China.

    Stewart / Cobert Presidential Ticket

    Ok, you’re options are:

    A)

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    Or

    B)

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    Which would you pick, and why?

    Warcraft: You Are Not Prepared!

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    Where the hell is this from?  If you’ve seen the trailer for the new Warcraft Expansion / Extortion pack, you’ll lol at this.

    T-Mobile

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    Get it?  It’s a “Mr. T Mobile”.

    Sexy Smurfette

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    Sniper Wallpaper

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    Backside of A Computer Wall

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    This is the other side of this wall of monitors

    Goatse / Tubgirl ’04

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    Looks like they got elected, right?

    Your Head Aslode

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    Welcome to COBRA

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    Welcome to the exciting world of COBRA

    I always wondered how COBRA was able to recruit so many lackeys.  Did they get good health benefits with that job?

    Professional Dog Walker

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    Back In The Kitchen Woman!

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    Barefoot and Pregnant!  Making me a sammich!

    Wait, why am I still single?

    1337 Eye Chart

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