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  • Harry Potter Crotch Grab

    If you're going to touch it, at least rub it...

    I’m pretty much against posting anymore “Motivational Posters” because they’ve been killed a hundred times over on this site, but I couldn’t resist with this one…

    I’ll Fucking Kill You

    Grandma's out of control!

    Lawn Battle!

    Attack!

    Toilet Paper Spider

    I don't think I'll be wiping today...

    Save a virgin – do me instead

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    I’d definitly would!

    Transformers Cosplayer

    More than meets the eye...

    The Elongments

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    Warning, You’re In the Splatter Zone

     

    it'll sting if it gets in your eyes...

    [hippo poop]

    Finding Emo

    emo beat down day is coming

    Fractal Tree

    Because fractals are awesome.  And so are trees.

    Hitler Outlets

    Be careful, it's Hitler!

    “I don’t have any of those plastic electrical safety covers, so as a backup, if there are young children around, I just draw angry eyebrows on the outlets to scare them away.

    And a Hitler mustache.”

    Uncle Pete…

    WTF?!!?

    My Uncle Pete comes over sometimes.

    He lives with us every now and then. he is really kind to me – holding me, listening to me, and making me feel loved.

    One night when he was holding me, he started touching my private parts. Over time, he taught me to touch and play with his. It felt very strange, scary and a little good too. He told me it was OK, that this means he really loves me. This went on for several months. He told me, “This is our special secret.”

    We gonna rock down to…

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    Electric Ave. (no outlet)

    Wank!

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    Captain America is a wanker.


  • Marry Our Daughter

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    www.marryourdaughter.com

    Arranged Christian Marriages.

    Ninja Entry

    Like you'll ever see them enter...

    Car Show Upskirt Snapshot

    This one's going on my Myspace page...

    Every Hour, A Woman Is Abused

    Can't Wait

    [punch clock]

    LOLHamster

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    LOL I make a webcomic

    Schrodinger’s lolcat

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    In ur quantum box …maybe

    (I’ll get a Schrodinger joke up somehow!)

    Hypnotoad

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    Very Endowed Tree

    Stroke it.

    Watch Out For That Pole…

    dur dur durrr...

    Do you know how i know your a star trek geek

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    That is how i know…

    i found that on my way home from band practice, it was on a car. thats just wrong

    Happy Birthday To Tiki!

    It’s my b-day today, so feel free to swing by the IRC channel and chat me up, or just simply contact me.

    My Amazon.com Wish List

    OR, buy me something from my wish list! OMGBBQ!

    Oh, and also, MCS’s 3 year anniversary is coming up in October.  Crazy shit, eh?

    Christians aren’t perfect.

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    Christians aren’t perfect. They just want you to be.

    AC-130 Gunner Loves Puppies, Hates Tray Stoppages

    AC 130 Gunner

    She likes long walks on the beach, men who aren’t afraid to cry and puppies… I love this girl!

    Pirates

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    When was the last time you saw a ninja with wenches?

    Fail Bike

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    Why can’t religious folks keep their retardation to themselves?

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    Why can’t religious folks keep their retardation to themselves?

    Pole Vaulter

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    OMG so sexy!!

    Rawr!

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    Doop!

    Doop

    Thread Direction – Hill

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    Tits Or GTFO

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    Cat Upgraded Your RAM

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    Incorrect

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    House M.D. – Animated Series

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    Flawless Victory

    So this guy was screwing with a nigerian scammer, saying he worked for a company that was interested but required verification first, in the form of a picture. He sent a model of what the pic should look like:

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    And in response received this:

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    He got another picture out of the scammer by saying the company was unable to verify that the picture wasn’t fake, and needed another picture that looked like the following:

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    And the scammer sent this reply:

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    Scammers ftl!

    Alligator Toy

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    Who wouldn’t get that for their 2 year old cousin?

    AIM Conversation

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    Letter to Navy

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    Dear Sailors,

    My girl friend and I were watching a movie about the navy. They killed a bunch of bad guys. Do you get to kill bad guys? My dad killed people when he was a marine. He said navy doesn’t kill people, they just give blow jobs. You are the best navy and I’m sure you do the best blow jobs. Your Friend, Susin

    Drunk Guy

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