Optimus Prime On His Knee

[transformers]

Two Girls Kissing

Happy 4th!

Transformers Wallpaper – Constructacons

Holy Fuckin’ Shit! This Toy is Fucking’ Kickass!

Fucking awesome defense base!  FUCK THE BASEBALL GLOVE!

Ninja’s killed my family – need money for kung-fu lessons

Transformers Wallpaper – Optimus Prime And Megatron

Need money for beer, pot & hooker (hey, at least I’m not bullshitting you)

Must Not Fap!

Alchohol Motivational – Thank you Mr. Daniels, Mr Guinness, Senor Tequila

Reality Motivational Poster

No matter how good she looks right now, somebody, somewhere is tired of putting up her shit.

Roast My Weenie – How To Grill Your Penis

Stop! no stopping any time!

Alvin and the Chipmunks movie poster

Raping your childhood this christmas.

I Has a Herb

Jimmy Page’s Symbol

Fried Doughboys

The Pillsbury Dough Boy didn’t realize what he was selling

I has a corm

New Orleans Phone Books

The New Orleans Phone Books Before & After Katrina

Eye test

Married Life…

[lions on top of each other]

Space Shuttle Discovery On The Launch Pad

Transformers – Bumblebee

bah weep granna weep ninni bong!

just got back from teh movie, and if you haven’t seen it, it rivals 300.

NASA/FAA Test Crash of A Boeing 720

A great butt

We’ve said it once before, but it bears repeating.

Trinity Cosplayer

On a little note, that is ME! That was a few years ago (Halloween 2004) and I was working for the United Way as a tour guide through the Haunted Houses set up all over Westminster College campus. And yes, I’m wearing a corset under my costume, got quite a few looks from the frat boys. Wasn’t bad for a costume made for under $15, I had most of the stuff already 🙂

Concept Batmobile

Fuck yeah

Garfield – John Zombie

Bug Dinner

What the G stands for in G-Man (half life)

You parked the truck where?

I’d say this guy gets the award for worst parking job ever…

Full Story

happy internet surfer

Bunny Suicide

It’s just sad that it has to come to this…

For more bunny suicides: www.retrocomputing.net/racconti/umor/coniglio/pandora.beptuui.html

The Landing Of the Pilgrims, As seen by Galactus

Pour me a shot of that.

[liquid fire]

A-Team Smart Car

Sooty – Pimp Daddy Guinea Pig

man Vs bear

BATTLE TO THE DEATH.

Angel wings

Disclaimer: I am an atheist, I just thought the pic was awesome.

Mmmm

[blue lips open mouth wallpaper]

Mrs. Right

“I may not be Mrs. right

But I’ll fuck you till she shows up.”

16k Strip of fire crackers

[4th of july]

Commuting Scooter

Xooter Cruz Ultra

spider jerusalem discusses voting

You want to know about voting.

I’m here to tell you about voting.

Imagine you’r elocked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun.

And you aint’ allowed out until you all vote on what you’re going to do tonight.

You like to put your feet up and watch “republican party reservation.”

They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns, and brand new sexual organs that you did not know existed.

So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades.

That’s voting.

You’re welcome.

The things we buy

Poop!

V For Vendetta – Cleaning Up The Kitchen

5 Lb Hershey Bar

Chocolate keeps me from killing people. There are a lot of stupid people so…

Gargoyles Logo Wallpaper

I remember getting home from highschool and watching this.  Anyone else?  You know that was Worf voicing one of the dudes, right?

half life 2 promo poster

I still haven’t gotten to play this yet.  I heard the story sucked, so I just never got the motivation.

Tangled Power Lines

Can you imagine?

Coleco Telstar Marksman

Also played pong (though not with the gun).