Sasquatch army boots

Hueg Bird is Hueg

Food Fight

Stupid Terrorists

Somebody take that rocket launcher away from Jamal before he kills all of us.

Is Shila Labeouf Gay?

The Eye Of God

A Very Tall Bike

Oh look, a url : tallbike.net/

Cloud Tree

“Cherry Chocolate Rain” Original Song by Tay Zonday

oh

my

gawd

Seriously awesome.

SERIOUSLY. OK?!

If you talk too much, this man may die!

Rat Kisses

Found this randomly on the internet, and I have a question about her piercing : how do you do those cheek piercings?  Do they go in differently?  How long can you keep them?

NSFW – Brooke Hogan

Pink and black stripes are always NSFW.

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Ouch! That hurts!

An illustration showing a variety of wounds from the Feldbuch der Wundarznei (Field manual for the treatment of wounds) by Hans von Gersdorff, (1517). From Wikipedia

Latest fashion

Ahh.. you silly French you…

Princess Peach and Luigi Cosplayers

from the UK launch of Super Mario Galaxy

Mr. Kamei

Original Mudkips

One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

“So I heard you like Mudkips…”

“Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS.”

“O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is..” (he cuts me off before I could said ‘if you were a Mudkips’) “OF COURSE.”

“Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and.”

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I’d be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I coolly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn’t want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up ‘EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF’ sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and ‘whatever else happened.’ The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: Do you like Mudkips?

[tiki says : please note, I usually hate posting copypasta, but this was a good one. odds are very good that in the future no copypasta will be approved]

Liberal Brain

Nerdy Love Letter

Dear Jessica,
You’ve asked me to stop writing these letters. You’ve told me they will never change things between us. But I can’t, Jessica. I can’t just… let you go. Even Darth Vader, an evil Sith lord couldn’t leave his son to die at the end of Return of the Jedi. You make me feel so safe, Jessica. So warm. Like Luke Skywalker crawled inside his tauntaun to protect himslef from the sub-zero temperatures of Hoth, where the Rebel Alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire.

Natural Colored Pencils

Leather Collar

More comfortable than you might think.

The Coming of Galactus

Shi– We’re all gonna drown!!!

Clam

No ops for clams.

Lego guts

Fly the unfriendly skies…

Warhammer space marines doing what they do best…
more art by Radojavor.
more of his artsy goodness here: radojavor.deviantart.com/

Scary Gondola Ride

Clever Spider-Man 2 Ad

Dicks on a Tree

smoking willie

linkage: www.sdjl.co.uk/2007/10/26/hampshire-police-bus/

Batman’s Gun

Water Monkey

Willow Wallpaper

Heath Ledger as the Joker

And this one is legit, not that stupid ‘shopped one that’s been around forever.

Eye Less Kermit

Sliders high res

Venture Bros

California raisins

Statler and Waldorf

Do you think they are feeding them Alka Seltzer?

NSFW-skull admiration

Skulls are NSFW :

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Beware Sinners

The nuns are through taking your shit!

Ouii

Playing is believing.

Cthulhu For President

Why choose the lesser evil?

Calvin And Susie “House”

Santa Claus with Martians

From the 1984 film Santa Claus Conquers The Martians.

Martians, upset that their children have become obsessed with TV shows from Earth which extoll the virtues of Santa Claus, start an expedition to Earth to kidnap the one and only Santa. While on Earth, they kidnap two lively children that lead the group of Martians to the North Pole and Santa. The Martians then take Santa and the two children back to Mars with them. Voldar, a particularly grumpy Martian, attempts to do away with the children and Santa before they get to Mars, but their leader Lomas stops him. When they arrive on Mars, Santa, with the help of the two Earth children and a rather simple-minded Martian lackey, overcomes the Martians by bringing fun, happiness and Christmas cheer to the children of Mars.

imdb.com/title/tt0058548/

roth olsen

a side by side of david lee roth and mary kate olsen. they both look great.

Death Metal Hate

Even if you hate everything…
No one hates hula-hoops

Care Factory

We are currently all out of stock.

Gwen Stefani Upgrades

Either that or her breasts are transformers.

Wapanese Eyes

The Medusa Touch

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Medusa_Touch

The film contains a scene where a jumbo jet crashes into an office block – as with the book cover this is reminiscent of the 2001 terrorist attacks and as such means the film, a mainstay of late-night television schedules over the years, is unlikely to be broadcast on television in the United States of America for some time to come, due to continued sensitivity over the subject matter.