Site Status Update
As you all well know, the entire internet TWG broke this morning. The problem was the ratings system, it was breaking everything. Also, the watermarking was causing a problem. Also, the hotlinking was causing slowdowns. While they were all off one their own machines, those things didn’t cause much problems, but now that it’s just one dedicated machine…well, let’s just say that I didn’t purchase the ultra awesome hosting package, I got the budget package that came with budget RAM on a budget CPU. Leading to some ugly ‘500 internal error’ messages until I fixed a couple things.
Items removed to try to reduce server over head:
Buy Me A Beer – no one was buying me beer, I had to buy my own.
Link to my site – really? if you don’t know how to send a url you are internet retarded, which is worse than real world retarded. I’m not really too sure why I even installed this piece of code, other then I was bored/drunk.
Ratings – I’ll try to see what I can do to bring this back, but the ratings were raping the mysql server. I’ll try to talk the ratings dev guy to enable caching for this.
Hotlinking Images – had to turn this off. I originally thought I used about 10% of my monthly bandwidth in a single day, but I was wrong, I only used about 3%, but you can see where that might be a problem when 3% x 30 = 90% only giving me a 10% budget for overages. With the way that diggs/reddits/slashdots/boingboing/farks/stumbleupon spikes happen, I’d rather have a larger buffer between me and an extra $2,000 worth of bandwith.
tl;dr = removed features to fix MCS, some might come back, some won’t.
kinder economique edition
It is the global crisis, and Kinder was hit. So on size in the design, and the size of famed surprises
this year, will slip to flowers and Talon
For the more trendy, a little pink top will be the best you do not forget the accessory that will make the difference: the false Stetson straw.
THIS IS WHAT AUTO-URINE THERAPISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
*Has your illness resisted all kinds of treatment?
*Are there no specific medicines for your illness?
*Are you apprehensive about the side-effect os drugs?
*Have you despaired of life?
DO NOT LOSE HOPE.
HAVE RECOURSE TO AUTO-URINE THERAPY.
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If we can drink the urine of cows, why can’t we drink our own urine? Free your mind of the misguided disgust about urine and regain your lost health.
Robert (Pilgrim) Hale
Tags:Dark Humor, Religion, Sad :(, WTF
Robert (aka Pilgrim, Papa, etc) Hale imprisoned his family of 15 children in the Alaskan wilderness where he beat and raped them and justified it all by his interpretation of the Bible. www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/11/28/papa.pilgrim.ap/
Nip Tuck ?
years of festivals and shootings have gradually because of their past beauty. Yet this is no fault to go at large beatings of cosmetic surgery.
Patton pisses on Germany
Gen George S. Patton lets journalists photograph him while he stops and takes a piss in the middle of the Rhine River while crossing. March 1945.
Dear Children..
Tags:Motivational Posters, Religion, Wallpaper, X-Mas
One day you will learn everything about Santa Claus.
On that day, remember everything the adults have told you about Jesus.
Wehrmacht
eBay Listing Removed: Hateful or Discriminatory (=PS &12363 JM126685256)
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You recently listed the following auction-style listing:110153887349 – Wehrmacht Dagger Eickhorn German WW II
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Accordingly, members are not allowed to sell items (such as helmets, daggers, and medals) that bear the Nazi, Neo-Nazi, or Aryan Nation symbols. Even if members block, crop, or simply don’t show the organization’s symbol in their listing, the items are still not permitted on eBay. Members are also not allowed to sell items that were owned by or affiliated with Nazi leaders.
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I-Doser
Tags:Drugs, Science!, Visual Tricks
What is I-Doser?
I-Doser Labs is the leading producer of Binaural Brainwave CDs and computer applications. Using proven, scientific, and safe methods of synchronizing your brainwaves; a simulated state can be achieved through the use of our advanced audio CDs, or the I-Doser Application, and a pair of high quality stereo headphones. Our Binaural process has been refined with years of research and development. With thousands of satisfied users, the I-Doser Labs CDs, MP3s, and the I-Doser Application for PCs continue to lead the industry as the only safe and effective method to achieve a simulated mood or experience.
Recreational Simulation CDs and MP3 are collections of binaural doses on standard audio CDs or MP3s. Each audio track contains our advanced binaural beats that will synchronize your brainwaves to the same state as the recreational dose. Mixed with our advanced auditory pulses are soothing backtracks of ambient soundscapes to help the brain induce of state of mood lift, euphoria, sedation, and hallucination. I-Doser CDs and MP3s are also perfect for using with iPods, other MP3 players, or through a regular CD player.
I-Doser for the PC is the most advanced computer application available to achieve a simulated mood or experience through the use of binaural beats. Use I-Doser to play doses purchased through the I-Doser Store. Each dose is scientifically designed to give you the optimal measure of pure beats safely and effectively to induce state. Every download of the I-Doser application includes two free doses.
Disclaimer:
I-Doser makes no medical, psychological, physical, or otherwise, claims to the effectiveness of the I-Doser Application, Simulation CDs and MP3s, or it’s included or purchased doses. The use of the I-Doser Application, Simulation CDs and MP3, and included or purchased doses, should be used for entertainment purposes only.
I-Doser Application, Simulation CDs and MP3, and included or purchased doses, may impair your ability to drive a car or operate machinery.
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I’M WORKING ON IT GODDAMMIT
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Server is on fire, reboot?
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Please see comments
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Priceless
Sighting in your expensive new deer rifle
1. Shiny new, high-powered deer rifle…………..$ 1,200.00
2. Quality, high-powered scope……………………$ 550.00
3. Bore sighting device……………………………….$ 140.00
4. Hospital Visit………………….$ 4,893.00
5. Forgetting to remove the bore sighting device prior to actually shooting the damned thing?
Priceless
GAME OVER
“Life’s tough……It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”
-John Wayne
Somewhere they are baby mice wondering when mommy and daddy are gonna come home.
After finding a good amount of mice droppings, and semi chewed ketchup packets in a draw in my kitchen. I decided to take action. I loaded up two old school snap traps with a bit of bread and poured ketchup on the bread. I left the traps in the draw and the next morning what i found totally caught me off guard. I guess mice have no problem with chowing down with a corpse in close proximity.
Purple Frog
The Purple frog, discovered just five years ago in western India, likely escaped detection because it lives underground, emerging for just two weeks during the monsoon season. Distinguished by a pointed snout, it’s related to a family of frogs now found only on the Seychelles islands, which split from India 100 million years ago.
Mantis Shrimp
Neither a mantis nor a shrimp, the mantis shrimp has changed little in 400 million years. It has the world’s most complex eyes, and its prey-killing claw motion is the second-fastest animal motion. To quote mantis shrimp eye researcher Tom Cronin, “Whenever they get into any type of situation, they smash things. You can’t pick these up. They’re really great animals to have around.”
blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/12/whats-old-is-ne.html?npu=1&mbid=yhp
