Social Security sex
Two men were talking.
‘So, how’s your sex life?â€
‘Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.â€
‘Social Security sex?â€
‘Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!â€
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US UGV MarkV-A1 robot by American Andros EOD for the Israeli Defense Force
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Choka-Cola
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You see, I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve
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Keeping Cool
The southern states of Australia have just gone through over a week of 40+ Degrees Celsius – well over 100 Fahrenheit.
A little Koala walked onto a back porch looking for a bit of heat relief.
Divorce Barbie
Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realised that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present.
He drove to the shopping mall, ran to the toy store and said to the saleswoman, “How much is that Barbie in the window?” In a condescending manner, she says “Which Barbie?” She continues, “We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for 319.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for £19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for £19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for £19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for £19.95, and Divorced Barbie for £265.00?.
“So why is the Divorced Barbie £265.00 when all the others are only £19.95?” asks Ralph
“Well that’s obvious” says the saleswoman “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture….”
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Innocence Proves Nothing
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Call of Cthulhu’s Reach
I saw this movie. It wasn’t as bad as I was expecting, and actually quite good at some parts…
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Keeley Hazell’s England Shirt
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Warning – Crabs In Area
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