Diane Is Going To Hell

Diane Is Going To Hell

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    This is what fanatical Christians actually believe


    Come on now, that’s just silly.


    I lol’d.


    Really, really need our dollars, Jerry? Shouldn’t have been playing the stocks or ponies with the faithfuls donations buddy.


    an admiral fake


    Religion, gotta love it.


    Personally I’m a Christian, and this right here is not Christianity. This is fanatical and I don’t follow that fucking load of bullshit. Not to get biblical but if you look in the bible and read about King David, it says he “Danced before the Lord”.

    And even if it is fake, there are those who are fanatical fucks like Jerry Falwell who say that dancing leads to hell. They should take demon cock poundings and go spread their horseshit somewhere else.


    Wow, these guys are real. Cuckoo Cuckoo.


    DullMentalRacket: Yeah, I was about to tell you that if you really believe this is fake you either don’t live in the South or do and are really lucky.

    Come on, people believe in Scientology, you don’t think that some crazy sect Christian factions produce their own documentation?


    You have no idea what it’s like to live near that. No idea.



    I live in Utah. I got a good idea.

    Just This Guy, You Know?

    Tetsuo137: I grew up in a Baptist church, and am myself a recovering Baptist, and this is not far from the truth. Perhaps dated, but yes, the sentiment was quite common as recently as fifty years ago.



    admiral fake?

    It’s a trap!

    Just This Guy, You Know?

    Record Store Tough Guy: Although upon further review, this particular flier may be someone satirizing the church in question, and not actually published by the church.

    Just This Guy, You Know?

    Puulaahi: That’s why I prefer spirituality. The older I get, the more of a Deist I become.


    Guh. I’m not sure if this is real, (“I always trust Reverend Falwell” feels a bit Orwellian for Falwell to have put it there himself,) but it’s not crazier than the actual thing.


    the_wanderer: I don’t want to know what it’s like. Scary enough here on the west coast having Jehovah’s witnesses coming door to door.


    Record Store Tough Guy: I dunno what I am. But Paganism is cool. Worshipping the earth itself. But I really am not all that religious.


    BRB, dancing my way to hell wheeeeee!

    Just This Guy, You Know?

    Puulaahi: Me either. I heard a story once, about how God showed Man the Truth, then the Devil came along and said “Here, let me write that down and organize that for you,” and invented Religion. Which pretty much sums up my objections to organized religion.


    Heh, good funny stuff. I’m pretty sure this is a fake.
    At least someone there believes dancing is bad though. I searched within the Thomas Road Baptist Church website for the word dance and got two sermons. The first is to a sermon that actually implies dancing will send you to hell. The second is quoting Ecclesiastes where it says: a time to mourn, and a time to dance; a time to cast away stones, etc.
    This is my first time attempting to make links in comments- my apologies in advance for my likely failure.


    greenie: i hear you. I made the ultimate mistake and joined the church for a girl. Where in Utah?


    *face palm*

    If only I could carry a pick axe and fulfill my urges when I see this type of stuff.


    Woo, the first one worked at least. Here’s that second one again; just for the sake of practice. If it’s broken again, I’ll stop at that.


    My family are freaks like this. We live close to that church, so my grandparents would go to Liberty to see Falwell speak before he died. My grandfather said his passing was just another sign the end is near and I need to get right with the lord before I end up in Hell.


    I can’t believe no one else here has said this….

    We can dance if we want to
    We can leave your friends behind
    ‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
    Well they’re no friends of mine
    I say, we can go where we want to
    A place where they will never find
    And we can act like we come from out of this world
    Leave the real one far behind
    And we can dance


    @storminmormon: Moab. The liberal part of the state. Its only half bad down here! Where you at?

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    I can’t believe no one else here has seen Footloose?


    Heh. Time for six degrees of Seperation staring Kevin Bacon.

    My ex fiance’s bestfriends husbands mothers house was near the set of footloose, and Kevin Bacon took a piss in their bathroom.

    I know that wasn’t six, but fuck it.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Fun fact: it you cook bacon and while its still really hot and spattering grease you place it on your asshole it burns.

    Bet you didn’t know that.


    greenie: West Valley City. But I get shit all the time because I support the wrong school from Utah. According to them, I am just an immoral, sex-crazy, hell-raising, drunken Ute.


    I only watch Kevin Bacon movies when I am bored and nothing else is on.


    storminmormon: Yeah, I bet that sucks. I dated a girl from WVC and she was in your same boat. Wonder what ever happened to her.

    Oh and get this, I was Episcopalian and I went to SNOW College. So in their eyes, I was a immoral, sex-crazy, hell-bound, drunken Badger.

    Imagine my hell.


    mAgnUS BUTTfoorson: I’ve tried so hard to forget it.


    greenie: haha, thats quite the mixture. How did you end up at SNOW?

    But I have no problem sleeping at night because our football and basketball teams humbled BYU this year.



    I got a full ride there because of my criminal justice background and because of leadership positions I’ve held. And it was cheap.

    I originally planned to go to UTAH, but didn’t have the money to do so.

    And yeah, a kid from my church is the center for the Football team. This town is pretty much a U of U town now:)


    mAgnUS BUTTfoorson:

    Fun fact: it you cook bacon and while its still really hot and spattering grease you place it on your asshole it burns.

    Bet you didn’t know that.

    Is that what I’ve doin’ wrong all this time?


    err *face palm*


    mAgnUS BUTTfoorson: Watched it… Thought that kind of stuff only happened in the movies… It’s Insanity… Madness i tell you…


    no it’s BACON !!!!


    with nipples^_^


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    Can we just agree to round them all up and

    Religion, competing to control you with the state since, huh, the freakin’ beginning.


    I’m going to Hell doing the Cha-Cha… 1, 2, 3, hip! 1, 2 ,3, hip!


    This cannot be real.


    I hate to say it, but it might be real. I Googled Thomas Road Baptist Church and found their website, and then searched it for “dancing”.

    In one of their sermons, they talked about one father’s “Great Protection Rules” for his daughter, and it included no dancing: trbc.org/new/sermons.php?url=20020616.html


    VanZant: I’ve seen worse that WAS real, ‘tho I’m not sure this one is.


    thats hillarious 🙂 the sad this is that i go to Liberty….ha ha


    Can’t we just all accept there’s no Jesus? Then we can dance all we want 😀


    gx5000: What we need to do is round up all religious people (not just Christians; everybody who qualifies as a major buzz-kill and shoves their beliefs down others’ throats) and NUKE NUKE NUKE NUKE.

    Also, may AC/DC forgive me, but… *sings* I’m on the daaaaancefloor to hell!


    This is why religion is good, but religious extremism is bad.


    The mother of the idiots is always pregnant…..



    Fuck yeah, I gotta get dancing, that sounds fun!

    Holy Christ, this thing has to be a joke.


    ColombianMonkey: Ah… yes bacon! Of course, my bad, I stand corrected 🙂



    Yeah… Just a *wee bit* over the top… lol


    Joke or not this thread needs Ray Stevens:


    REAL Christians DO NOT BELIEVE THIS! There is no place in the Bible, which is the ONLY real instruction one needs to follow, about dancing leading to Hell.

    SumoSnipe: YES!


    j_bryon: You know what’s funny about that? People actually had to decide which sections of the the complete set of inspired writings the Bible is made up of would actually become The Bible as it exists today…


    i realize i’m a little late on this one… first of all i am a christian, but i personally think the majority of people that act like this are the biggest hypocrites on the planet. anyhow check out what these “christians” think of the movie “Old School”



    You know it’s always the extremist fanatical few who have the loudest voices, regardless of the religion or belief system in question. People don’t seem to know or remember that…

    And as for the movie “Old School”, I’ve never been a fan of sophomoric schlock myself, but seriously, to label it all that is immoral in the world? For cryin’ out loud…


    Of course not all christians believe this! Fortunately there are not so many idiot people in the world (there is enough, but not so much).
    Writing such thing in place of the christianity or in the name of a religion is an insult to all people that live religion with intelligence, they sould be banned from civilized world like beasts…
    If they were grown up inside the real world and not in a crystal bowl maybe they would know about the crap they are trying to spread (with a lot of damage for those people who has not anything else to believe but them and their idiocy)


    : really now? i never would have guessed. nobody in the right mind (of any religion) would have such a stupid thought. thank you.


    Diane here.

    Fuck you, you self-righteous, miserable-living, money-hoovering fraudulent pricks.

    I’m gonna keep on dancing, and on my death bed, I shall think of how much I enjoyed my life. If I’m wrong, no god worth bothering about is going to send me to hell for dancing! Sheesh.

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