Why paper bags are essential
…or not. W/out a paper bag, this chick ain’t gettin’ nuthin and that’s a good thing.
A Large Planet Orbiting a Small Star
Can a planet be as large as the star that it orbits? Recent observations have discovered that nearby Van Biesbroeck\’s star might have just such a large planet.
APOD
Soke Masaaki Hatsumi
Soke or Grandmaster of Bujinkan, which is the martial art I am currently taking. This guy is a real ninja.
Khorne Flakes
Milk! WHERE IS THE MILK WE WERE PROMISED!?!?!
WE NEED MORE GLORIOUS WHOLESOME MILK!!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
MILK FOR THE KHOOOORNEEE FLAKKESSS!!
MILK, I ACHE FOR THE TASTE OF MILK!
WHY ARE WE OUT HERE, WHEN WE COULD BE IN THE THICK OF BREAKFAST!
YES. Spoons!…….weee neeeeed spooooooons….
Faulty Traffic Camera
A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed yet again. He tried a fourth time with the same result. The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail’s pace. Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
– Bits & Pieces » Traffic camera
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Sacrifice
Tags:Humor, Motivational Posters, Wallpaper
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James Cameron’s Avatar
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Movies
James Cameron\’s return to feature films.
Filmmakers (including Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson) who have seen the sets/finished footage have claimed that it will change cinema.
Initial reports from journalists look good, too: io9.com/5302057/journalists-see-camerons-avatar-lose-their-minds
Devil’s magic
Love the translation:
“Magic of computer is a devil’s magic. Youth gets destruction of integrity of reality, the perceptance of the around life is being torn to pieces, like a computer game in which you can restart as many times as you like from the beginning. Young people turn into bio-robots and it’s very pity.”
Dry Sermon Revolt
‘We will take as our text this morning, announced the absent-minded
clergyman, consulting his memorandum, ‘the sixth and seventh verses of
the thirty-first chapter of Proverbs. Never suspecting that his
vivacious son and heir had found the memorandum in his study on the
previous night, and, knowing that his papa had composed a sermon
celebrating the increased severity of dry law enforcement, had
diabolically changed the chapter and verse numerals to indicate a very
different text, the absent-minded clergyman turned to the place and read
aloud these words of Solomon: ‘Give strong drink unto him that is ready
to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink
and forget his past poverty, and remember his misery no more.
they say celebs die in threes.
they say celebs die in threes.
leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Jack Daniels finger
Tags:Alcohol, Middle Finger, NeSFW, Sexy
2008 KAWASAKI VERSYS LE650-A
I\’m not in the market for a motorcycle
…but damn,this makes me want one.
Jetfire concept TF2
credits to this fanmade concept Jetfire for TF2, you got my vote =).. Jetfire (Revenge of the Fallen) as an old fart just doesn\’t suite me..
Ãœbermensch is watching you
Curt Kessler, das Ãœbermensch – Gifted with super strength, practical indestructibility, a massive sight spectrum and the ability to fly. He is the poster boy of both the Dreifaltigkeitliga and the Großdeutsches Reich..
Michael Jackson had a heart attack
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service
Fuck you Ahmadinejad
Tags:Humor, Middle Finger, Politics
Godspeed, Billy Mays!
Billy Mays died today, June 28th. He was fifty years old. The world will be a quieter, sadder place without him.
