Dry Sermon Revolt

‘We will take as our text this morning, announced the absent-minded
clergyman, consulting his memorandum, ‘the sixth and seventh verses of
the thirty-first chapter of Proverbs. Never suspecting that his
vivacious son and heir had found the memorandum in his study on the
previous night, and, knowing that his papa had composed a sermon
celebrating the increased severity of dry law enforcement, had
diabolically changed the chapter and verse numerals to indicate a very
different text, the absent-minded clergyman turned to the place and read
aloud these words of Solomon: ‘Give strong drink unto him that is ready
to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts. Let him drink
and forget his past poverty, and remember his misery no more.


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