can’t afford to get pregnant
‘I’ve got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of birth control pills. I can’t afford to get pregnant! said Edna to her friend Priscilla. ‘But I thought you said your husband had a vasectomy,â€Priscill a responded. ‘He did. replied Enda. ‘That’s why I can’t afford to get pregnant!â€
– Fri April 17 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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creature feature
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, WTF
some more at
sow.ggnet.co.jp/room.htm?no=10
Baldur’s Gate II
I don’t care how much of a bitch she was, Viconia was always in my party. Usually Edwin, too.
Asshole Bleach
Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, ‘I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job. The second woman says ‘Oh that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my asshole bleached! To which the first replies, ‘Whoa I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!â€
– Thur April 16 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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Queen Mary 2
Loved ocean liners as a kid; saddened that they went into such decline. When they built this thing I was psyched –right up until that fucked-up accident just before it entered service.
www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20031116/quennmary2gangwaycollapse_20031116?s_name=&no_ads=:
I mustve inherited a sailors superstition, because my fawning is always tinged with leeriness.
The Young Ones
Watched this on MTV when many of you were zygotes. Haven\’t seen it in a dogs age, but damn was it funny.
Alotta Bucks Coffee
Tags:Advertisements, Food, Humor
Don\’t You Agree?
This Elephant Moment Is Going To Be Epic
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Sports, WTF
I wish I found an after pic.
Jenni Orr
I\’m not sure what I would do if I was running along that trail and came upon her like that.
Turn? Where?
Heard one hell of a noise outside my apt last night, took this off the balcony. Sorry for the noisy photo but the officer didn\’t appreciate the first one took with a flash.
A couple higher res images here www.doomedone.com/doomed-ones-photos/oopsies/
Open Source Resistance 2
Because the first one was such a success!
No actual physical pictures that are proof against former administrations, perhaps this post can get across the aisle.
Courtesy of Trent Reznor and those who understand his message.
Source: www.opensourceresistance.net
Iluminated Frog
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor, Nature
A Cuban Tree Frog ate a light. Photographer James Snyder pulled the light out of his mouth and he was fine.
ngm.nationalgeographic.com/your-shot/daily-dozen
April 2, 2009
Klaus Kinski
1926-1991
Actor & lunatic extraordinaire.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Kinski
www.imdb.com/title/tt0200849/
www.amazon.com/All-Need-Love-Klaus-Kinski/dp/0394549163
Also fathered Natassja Kinski.
Panda Express: Loves the Cock
Alternate title: Cock in a box.
2nd picture so you can help match up the pixels, from your experience of having seen a few shops in your time, you should be able to note the similarities.
Jason Ellis(mate)
Jason Ellis is an Australian who hosts his own Sirius XM talk show every weekday afternoon on Faction XL.
Ellis got his start in pro-skateboarding, and now does everything from motocross to MMA. He also has own tongue-in-cheek metal band named Taintstick (how sweet of a name is that?)
I\’ve been listening to him for about two months now, and its, as they say, its RED DRAGONS! Anyone else listen to his show?