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1. Lamb says:

   April 29, 2010 at 6:05 am

   It’s awesome that he actually used 167 words.

   He didn’t, it’s shit…

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   • Jesus Christ says:

     April 30, 2010 at 7:01 pm

     You bothered to count?

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     • Lamb says:

       May 1, 2010 at 1:07 am

       I have a lot of time on my hands.

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       • fortyseven says:

         May 6, 2010 at 3:16 am

         >>3529
         >>178
         SAME FAG

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         • natedog says:

           May 6, 2010 at 6:33 am

           i lol’d

         • Lamb says:

           May 6, 2010 at 11:08 am

           There are some people that call me jesus.. it is true.

   • Mayyday says:

     May 6, 2010 at 5:17 am

     I have it at 128, including hyphenated words.

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     • didyimis says:

       May 6, 2010 at 7:33 am

       I get 156. one of us can’t do math.

       I love you = 3 words. 1/3 of I love you = 1 word.

       32*3 = 96+1 = 97+59= 156

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       • Mayyday says:

         May 6, 2010 at 10:53 am

         I was counting the words in the “poem.”

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       • Pinkleton says:

         May 6, 2010 at 11:37 am

         Don’t forget when he’s on the line with his lover: “I only used fifty-nine today. I saved the rest for you.”
         so that’d make it… 167?

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         • Mayyday says:

           May 6, 2010 at 1:54 pm

           MIND = BLOWN

2. Adrian says:

   May 6, 2010 at 2:48 am

   I chuckled!

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3. v0id says:

   May 6, 2010 at 3:47 am

   This is stupid beyond stupidity.

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   • v0id says:

     May 6, 2010 at 8:12 am

     give me as many neg votes you want. It’s still stupid.

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4. Chenoan says:

   May 6, 2010 at 4:19 am

   Cute yet retarded.

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   • Donut Jesus says:

     May 6, 2010 at 6:34 am

     Oh, I’m sorry for you. . .Or did you mean the poem?

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5. Error401 says:

   May 6, 2010 at 7:14 am

   tl;dr

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   • Error401 says:

     May 6, 2010 at 2:39 pm

     I take that back.

     Update: YAWN…..

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6. thomwill says:

   May 6, 2010 at 9:03 am

   Your long distance lover…she’s cheating on you! Used all her “words” on another man!

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   • Jesus Christ says:

     May 6, 2010 at 11:36 am

     FINALLY. I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE THINKING IT.

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     • v0id says:

       May 6, 2010 at 11:48 am

       You weren’t thinking it. You forget you’re Jesus, Jesus. You knew it.

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7. chrisweuve says:

   May 6, 2010 at 8:35 pm

   “…women speak an average of 25,000 words a day, while men utter a mere 13,000. Moreover, men speak 12,000 of their daily words at work, compared with just 10,000 for women. By the time you get home, you’ve only got 1,000 words left to say, while she’s got 15,000 to get through before bedtime. …She’s liable to pick a fight just to use up her quota, and if you get drawn in, you may run short of words by the end of the week and have to grunt to get plates passed to you at dinner.”
   — Tim Dowling, MAXIM, “The Art of War”, Sept 2000

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8. Brushaway says:

   May 10, 2010 at 11:35 am

   i thought this was super cute.

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