Tanning damage?

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Question mark because I honestly dont know,
and Ive never seen anything like it.


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    Gouki4u

    Tan Hulk smash!

    MonkeyHitman

    lol

    Tyger42

    Can’t figure out which one looks more grotesque.

    Pants

    it looks like someone nail gunned him straight on in both cheeks simultaneously and then punched his eyes closer together

    Dr.Devine

    … gretch?

    MikeB86

    Tyger42: the dude most definitely does.

    but due to my vast knowledge of true life on mtv 6 years ago i think bodybuilders mostly use the spray on shit so i doubt theres any damage. other than mentally.

    Saborlas

    Paul Tribett hits rock bottom.

    Xp

    The Thing!

    Marrock

    He looks like he’s about to tear someone’s throat out with his teeth and then fuck the hole in their neck.

    mysterygirl

    Goomba.

    FutureEmigre

    I think this is an Italian couple. Or maybe Greek. But its pretty mean to rip on them for their skin color.

    storminator

    BRAIN DAMAGE.

    Svartmetall

    Why…so…serious?

    Dreth

    I’m willing to ignore that people actually like looking like crispy nuggets, but I can’t over that guy’s face.

    AKircher

    Thank you, mysterygirl! I just couldn’t quite place that guy’s face until you hit the nail on the head!

    Tyger42

    FutureEmigre: If their skin color was natural, I’d agree with you. But it’s not.

    Sticky

    Svartmetall:
    Beat me to it.

    fracked again

    Did they shave one of the Planet of the Apes costumes?

    100110110110010

    Too much sun and
    Too much juice!

    mikoyangurevich15

    Where can you even begin to start with this image?

    Luke Magnifico

    I’d totally tap her.

    natedog

    holy shit this is beyond words

    that guy’s mouth is nuts

    nyoki

    Dr.Devine: She had to show up sooner or later.

    MikeB86: I thought so too. At least I hope so.

    Henghast

    reminds me of the guy that gets his head shrunk in that super crappy mario brothers movie. I had a good giggle

    T.File

    It will wash off, bad paint(tan) job. But srsly the face, goomba all the way.

    RSIxidor

    Henghast:
    Yeah, that was the movie version of the Goomba, as previously noted in this thread.

    nyoki

    Maybe shows off muscle better in a competition? More contrast?

    rattybad

    FutureEmigre: That’s not their skin color. And I really doubt they’re Italian or Greek. And neither Italians or Greeks would look like that.

    Phyreblade

    Dr.Devine:
    LOL I thought you said she broke him? Looks like she just toasted him a bit…

    mysterygirl:
    By george, you might be right… Definitely a goomba…

    Andre666

    well its a combination of tragic events:

    -The tan, way over the top

    -Shiny muscle oil, meant to highlight your muscle definition (dont use it on your face, stoopid). Plus it looks wierd cuz of the flash in the camera.

    -Plastic surgery, again, too much.

    kill it

    Wicked69

    lol Barney Rubble

    Phyreblade

    Andre666: Are you suggesting we Euthanize the goomba with an incendiary device?

    deleted_user

    why so serious

    nyoki

    Phyreblade: ¶Not on purpose.¶

    traptin85

    just seeing this makes my skin feel hotter…

    traptin85

    … and peel.

    Phyreblade

    nyokki: Ahh… I c wat u did thar… And I approve.

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