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Recondomoe

The pic of the scan (without the sign) is always a good one to email a friend after they arrive overseas. Use the subject line: Just received a scan of your luggage from TSA‏

Marrock

And I’ll bet they claimed it was an electric toothbrush.

Recondomoe

No, she actually has no qualms about it. Does suggest removing batteries though so no chance of it coming on mid-flight. But the email was good for a LOL.

dieAntagonista

What kind of women masturbate when they’re on vacation.. in a hotel room? Usually together with other people? What!

Puulaahi

Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while… it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.