Bad Santa

baby seat belt

the Cancer is growing

Tetris world

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles At Sunset

pedobear – plus one subby

For Love Or Money

‘Yes, said the old man to his visitor, ‘I am proud of my girls and
would like to see them comfortably married, and as I have made a little
money they will not go penniless to their husbands. There is Mary,
twenty-five years old, and a really good girl. I shall give her $1000
when she marries. Then comes Bet, who won’t see thirty-five again. I
shall give her $3000, and the man who takes Eliza, who is forty, will
have $5000 with her. The young man reflected a moment and then asked,
‘You haven’t one about fifty, have you?

iSuck

Palin Mania – PALIN2012

Pill Bottle

indian music lover

Dr House Drinks

dr who – penis goes where

Incoming Wave

Elegant Confessions

An elderly couple are having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. During desert, the old man leans over and says to his wife, ‘Dear, there’s something I have to ask you. It’s always bothered me that our 10th child never quite looked like the rest of our children. I must know: Did he have a different father?

The wife drops her head, unable to look at her husband. ‘Yes, she admits. ‘He does.

Tears well up in the old man’s eyes. ‘Please, he says, ‘Can you tell me who it was?

The woman pauses while mustering her courage. Then she says, ‘You.”

cats are prophets and avatars of higher powers

Avril Lavigne PUNCHES you out

Avengers – Civil War

Valley City

Star Trek – Dax Wedding Dress

saturn and moon

Number 23

Nuclear Science

Marvels Movie Characters

Star Trek – Earth Orbit

Hot Fuzz Wallpaper

House Dancing

Dirty Magic Word

god damn spies destroy everything I create

diplomacy – everyone listens to a man with an axe – but you might have to swing it around a bit first

Knowledgable Proposals

“He proposed to me last night, mother. What shall I do?”

“But, my dear daughter, you’ve only known him three weeks.”

“I know that, mother, but on the other hand if I delay in accepting him
he might find out some things about me he won’t like, too.”

Deadpool’s Drippling Dword

auto on skis races over snow at 100 miles an hour

ATV Shopping Cart

you will die alone

Walking Bird

Moon – Kuda Kumi

Optimus Prime In Watercolor

Sexy Mechanic

Monster In Seatle

waambulance – serving whiny bitchs

Heart Shapped Hands

Harley Casket Carrier

dwarf fortress

Demi Moore Flawless screening in New York City

John Candy Is Funny

Hi, I’m snorlax, I’m blocking the path

Guitar hero – now on mac

Guinness Draught

Daft Punk