cats are prophets and avatars of higher powers

cats are prophets and avatars of higher powers


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    gor

    Cats …. are the other white meat.

    Awesome1

    Dogs are cooler. They’re just your friends.

    sylvanish

    Oh goddamnit.

    dieAntagonista

    Teehee.

    sylvanish

    *facepalm*

    natedog

    i saw this and immediately lol’d

    nyoki

    Who’s a pwitty kitty? You, yes you are, yes you are; you’re my pwitty kitty.

    VilaWolf

    The High Speech!

    TunaFish

    my ken? fuck this gay shit

    Deleted_User

    That still doesn’t change the fact that they’re life sucking spoiled freeloaders that eat all your food and then go out into town and fuck all the male cats.

    FlyingMantisShrimp

    Foonf is wise.

    Cats suck.

    dieAntagonista

    My cat would eat mantis shrimps if she could get her paws on them.

    FlyingMantisShrimp

    Well, I sure hope that your cat, whose name is probably something like Das Fuhrer, can evolve and sprout some gills in a matter of seconds, or that bitch is getting drowned.

    Again, I will point out that cats are pretty much useless in a zombie apocalypse.

    mikoyangurevich15

    And they can lick their own junk.

    zilch

    repost?
    i know i seen it

    natedog

    it’s from a post by sylvanish in the forums

    www.myconfinedspace.com/forum/topic.php?id=407#post-13315

    Kishi

    Cats are furry little bastards and if they had thumbs, they would shiv every one of us and steal out stuff.

    aarpie

    Also of note: This is not funny, nor relevant to our interests.

    minus ten bazillion interwebs to tiki for this one.

    BUT… plus eight gabaquadzillion interwebs for running MCS.

    And lo, may the tiki god never lack interwebs. Yae and verily.

    dieAntagonista

    Minus ten bazillion interwebs for you aarpie.

    It’s already been pointed out in the comments, but this text is from the forums where some users made this joke.

    Of course it’s not funny if you weren’t part of the joke, so how about you get on the forums instead of complaining.

    Mistraker

    I think this notion was personally disproved to me the other day when I walked out of the bedroom, and saw my cat sitting on the back of the recliner, licking its butt, at which point, it looked up at me, startled, and slid cartoonishly off the chair and into a startled lump of wildly flailing fur only to land, shocked, on the ground, at which point she rocketed off into the other room away from the disturbance to her rectal hygiene duties. Cats are, as far as I can tell, furry simpletons who hang around us because we’re more… Read more »