cats are prophets and avatars of higher powers

Added on June 17th, 2009 by linnearaine | Report Post
Tags:Humor, LOLcats, Religion

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gor (#2620)

14 years ago

Cats …. are the other white meat.

Awesome1 (#3992)

14 years ago

Dogs are cooler. They’re just your friends.

sylvanish (#4787)

14 years ago

Oh goddamnit.

dieAntagonista (#)

Reply to sylvanish

14 years ago

Teehee.

sylvanish (#4787)

Reply to dieAntagonista

14 years ago

*facepalm*

natedog (#1905)

Reply to sylvanish

14 years ago

i saw this and immediately lol’d

nyoki (#3444)

14 years ago

Who’s a pwitty kitty? You, yes you are, yes you are; you’re my pwitty kitty.

VilaWolf (#5701)

14 years ago

The High Speech!

TunaFish (#918)

14 years ago

my ken? fuck this gay shit

Deleted_User (#7)

14 years ago

That still doesn’t change the fact that they’re life sucking spoiled freeloaders that eat all your food and then go out into town and fuck all the male cats.

FlyingMantisShrimp (#1114)

Reply to Deleted_User

14 years ago

Foonf is wise.

Cats suck.

dieAntagonista (#)

Reply to FlyingMantisShrimp

14 years ago

My cat would eat mantis shrimps if she could get her paws on them.

FlyingMantisShrimp (#1114)

Reply to dieAntagonista

14 years ago

Well, I sure hope that your cat, whose name is probably something like Das Fuhrer, can evolve and sprout some gills in a matter of seconds, or that bitch is getting drowned.

Again, I will point out that cats are pretty much useless in a zombie apocalypse.

mikoyangurevich15 (#4228)

14 years ago

And they can lick their own junk.

zilch (#3420)

14 years ago

repost?
i know i seen it

natedog (#1905)

Reply to zilch

14 years ago

it’s from a post by sylvanish in the forums

www.myconfinedspace.com/forum/topic.php?id=407#post-13315

Kishi (#3562)

14 years ago

Cats are furry little bastards and if they had thumbs, they would shiv every one of us and steal out stuff.

aarpie (#4072)

14 years ago

Also of note: This is not funny, nor relevant to our interests.

minus ten bazillion interwebs to tiki for this one.

BUT… plus eight gabaquadzillion interwebs for running MCS.

And lo, may the tiki god never lack interwebs. Yae and verily.

dieAntagonista (#)

Reply to aarpie

14 years ago

Minus ten bazillion interwebs for you aarpie.

It’s already been pointed out in the comments, but this text is from the forums where some users made this joke.

Of course it’s not funny if you weren’t part of the joke, so how about you get on the forums instead of complaining.

Mistraker (#4793)

14 years ago

I think this notion was personally disproved to me the other day when I walked out of the bedroom, and saw my cat sitting on the back of the recliner, licking its butt, at which point, it looked up at me, startled, and slid cartoonishly off the chair and into a startled lump of wildly flailing fur only to land, shocked, on the ground, at which point she rocketed off into the other room away from the disturbance to her rectal hygiene duties.

Cats are, as far as I can tell, furry simpletons who hang around us because we’re more convenient than hunting, purring round our ankles acting cute till we feed them.