Cute little old lady…

Gramps!

Happy birthday, Tiki!

Just turned 12 AM here (16.09.2009), have this offering from humble I.

Kat Tiki

Happy Birthday, Tiki God

Hopscotch to oblivion

in Barcelona

Top Duck

Does M[C]S like the kings new scooter?

Hey M[C]S, what do you think of my new scooter?

20th post decides what I do with it/on it!

Darth Obama

Cause he’s got a lightsaber

Uber-Hard Spongebob

Arachnophiles

okeechobee.ifas.ufl.edu/News%20columns/Florida%20Scorpions.htm

Bark scorplings

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arizona_bark_scorpion

These little fuckers are all over the place here… fortunately I’ve only found one inside my house so far.

Happy Pirate Day

Wallpaper

A pirate captain relaxes in a hammock, in this illustration from Howard Pyle’s Book of Pirates (1921), which compiled a number of legends of piracy in the Caribbean. The classic era of piracy in the Caribbean extends from around 1560 up until the mid 1720s.

Kanye Recursion

Yo, Kanye, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” was the best Kanye douchebag move of all time.

Family Traditions

Kiddie Toy WTFs

Pole Dancer

Watch your 8 year old breastfeed a doll

Kiddie STDs

nippal tassals for pre-sluts

OMG SHAVE TEH BABBY

Amber Alert

‘This’ is a hotel.

DMD

I unwittingly contributed to this mess….

Here’s the background story: my boss an I have a serious Diet Mt. Dew addiction. When we have a meeting, it’s – hey, grab one out the fridge. Sweet.

So, OUR boss and a bunch of co-workers took all the DMD’s (and a few other Mountain Dew’s) out of the recycling bins, and now you see the aftermath.

Last Monday was his 49th birthday. So, I clocked-in @ 8:30… he said, check this out. I lol’ed for a minute and said, hang-on, I gotta get my camera.

anti vandal purse, Russia

The sign on it reads ‘Anti-vandal purse, capacity is $10,000″

Bob was in trouble

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Gotta lick it…

…just to be sure.

Crowded Channel

ships and boats

Nail Art

Nail Art

Have a nice day

Make My Mood

Kanye vs. Rainbow Fish

Rainbow Fish wins.

Japlish

Up to this day I have no idea what I was supposed to do.

Enjoy!

Fuck you kanney west

Snake With Foot

so yeah, this is my first ever post *crows cheers?* saw this in biology when reading up on news then saw it later on geeokologie. pretty cool
www.geekologie.com/2009/09/snake_with_foot_found_killed_i.php

Always Coca-Cola

Hot Boat Weekend at Hardy Dam, MI

Boats, Party

Scratch Tickets

If lottery tickets told the truth.

The Kings new shoe rack

Picked this up for $6 each, stackable. It’s actually 2 units stacked just so you guys know 😉

It fits all my shoes except the ghetto brand jordan and zoo york, my sandals, and my work shoes.

I know it’s only 5 pictures but I’ll try to get a photobucket and post the whole set ASAP

Sheep Mountain

-Delphine – Back

Eclipse or Ringu?

Wallpaper

kanye fuck fest of a fucking fuck!

I’m innocent!

Internet Fight!

by Chlodovik Lubomachr

Where is your god now?

The Brothers Grimm

Heaven or Hell?

charitable lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

“Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?”

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, “Um … no.”

The lawyer interrupts, “or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?”

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

“or that my sister’s husband died in a traffic accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, “I had no idea…”

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, “So if I don’t give any money to them, why should I give any to you?”

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Kanye and Caruso

Quest for Fire (1981)

Naoh, Amoukar, and Gah search for Fire!!!

Look at that bathtub!

Dominos 420 deal.

Hrm…

Kill all Jedi

Product of Shortpacked

Death

From The Sandman: Endless Nights

2009 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga makes your boner cry.

2009 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS Russell Brand

Russell Brand’s gimmick is yelling and trying too hard.