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  • Management Style

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    It all rolls downhill, don’t it?

    Hit Me With A Club

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    No thanks, looks like someone’s already beat the shit out of you with an ugly stick.

    I can explain this

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    You see a dalmation with a bunch of spotted cats means he was out getting some pussy.

    Jennifer Connelly In A Thong

     

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    Sweet Jumpin Jesus!

    You were banned from Biblocality

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    You have been banned for the following reason:

    Called Jesus a nigger

    Date the ban will be lifted: Never

    NOLA Lake Front Property

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    The entire city was lake front for a while, lol

    Halo- Master Chief’s Arsenal

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    From the Halo Graphic Novel

    Family Circle Jerk

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    Ron Jeremy FTW.

    Bread Toaster

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    Jennifer Connelly

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    From a movie?  From a publicity still?  OMG hawt.

    Dr Ruth: Sex Maniac

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  • Party Time

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    That’s just about several thousand dollars in liquor there!

    RIAA: MP3 Police

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    The Real James Bond

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    Needs More Speaker

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    Wonder how that bass feels…

    WWJD Wallpaper

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    Darth Maul Milk Mustache

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    When I’m out slaughtering Jedi, I don’t have time to worry about getting enough calcium.  That’s why i drink milk.  It’s 9 essential nutrients help keep my bones strong, which is good, because I’d look really stupid if one of my horns broke off.

    You looked even dumber being cut in half dude.  Milk didn’t save you then, did it?  Bitch.

    Redneck Doorbell

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    Shotgun Jesus

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    He’s here in case zombie jesus gets out of hand

    Viagra: The Dicker Picker Upper!

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    Viagra: The Dicker Picker Upper!

    Snake Tongues Visual Illusion

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    Set this bad boy as someone’s wallpaper, and sit back and watch them puke their lunch up!  Priceless!

    Kramer = Racist?

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    USAF FA-??

    What kinda jet is this?  It’s a purty picture!

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    Wet Nuns

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    They’re all washed up.

    Protip

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    PROTIP: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies.
    God, those gaming walkthroughs are so worth the money, right?

    Redneck Grill

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    Kum & Go

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    You have to wonder what the sign company was thinking when they made these up.

    Crayola Emos

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    From the oddly funny nsfw.coldpizzaandbeer.com

    Jesus Rave

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    Indeed, why not?

    I have seen the end!

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    No one was spared, not even the children

    K-Mart’s Upsidedown Christmas Tree

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    I thought it was a photoshop, or a hoax, until I went and searched the K-Mart website.

    Kids will love this tree as it leaves even more room for presents! The tree hangs from the ceiling and is a not only a great conversation piece, but very practical as well, taking up virtually no floor space. This specialty foliage tree has 550 Clear bulbs and 2050 tips.

    Wiimote Fighter

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