Darth Maul Milk Mustache


When I’m out slaughtering Jedi, I don’t have time to worry about getting enough calcium.  That’s why i drink milk.  It’s 9 essential nutrients help keep my bones strong, which is good, because I’d look really stupid if one of my horns broke off.

You looked even dumber being cut in half dude.  Milk didn’t save you then, did it?  Bitch.

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