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  • It’s Valentine’s Day

    Here’s some past VD pictures

    Roses are FF0000

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    Roses are FF0000, violets are 0000FF, all of my base, are belong to you.

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    Shawn Of The Dead Wallpaper

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    I could never get into this movie, but apparently there were a lot of ‘in’ jokes that other people understood, and thought were hilarious.  Me?  Never got em.

    Gothic Valentines Day

     

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    Dear Margret,

    You make me want to cut myself and bleed out.

    I want to pierce your labial hood.

    I want to make you cry, in love.

    Would you like to bleed out together?

    happy valentine’s day

    Police State = Happy State

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    Hey YOU

    Stop whining about civil liberties.

    A police stats is a safe state

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    Penguin Island

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    Where’s the onramp?  What happens when Joe the Penguin falls off? WHO WILL HELP JOE?

    This Is Inadequate

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    Kitty needs mo cereal.

    MythBusters Ass

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    Is this really what’s her name’s rear end?  What episode was this on?  I need to ::ahem:: research it.

    Firefly- Reaver Statue

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    Oh, I know what I’m going to spend my allowance on this week.

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    TMNT Wallpaper

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    Cross Overs Motivational Poster

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    Some things only make sense when you’re drunk.


  • American Airlines Advertisement

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    This Of her as your mother.

    She only wants what’s best for you

    A cool drink. A good dinner.

    A soft pillow and a warm blanket.

    This is not just maternal instinct. It’s the result of the longest Stweardess training in the industry.

    Training in service, not just a beauty course.

    Service, after all, is what makes professional travellers prefer American.

    And makes new travellers want to keep on flying with us.

    So we see that every passenger gets the same professional treatment.

    That’s the American Way.

    Fly the American Way

    American Airlines.

    Oedipus says what?
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    X-Box Is Hueg

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    I own one.  It’s on a trailer in my garage.

    Ebay Motivational Poster

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    Ebay

    It’s cheaper for a reason

    Hot Sniper

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    Those bullets are the size of her fingers.  Yum.

    Firefox

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    Is it really a dog?  or a …um fox?

    Kitty Shark Bait

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    NOT PHOTOSHOPPED.

    Whales On Stilts

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    Secretly, you always knew this day would come.

    Oh it’s a real book. Whales On Stilts

    Sing With The Four Roses Societ!

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    Just love how the dog looks so damn happy.

    from Vintage photographs

    My Next Gaming Rig

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    Tons more of this set up over at fishki.net my russian isn’t all that hot, but I think they’re claiming this is Steve Ballmer’s set up.

    Tax Form 1040EZ 2DO

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    Mooninite Terrorist In Action

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    Puppy Wallpaper

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    omg, puppies are teh cute.

    Macgyver Tool Set

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    This thing was around the net like EVERYWHERE a month ago.  I was going to put it up then, but guess what?  I’m a lazy fuck who likes to do all of his posting at once, so here it is.  A month late.

    Hardly Boys in The Case Of The World Trade Center Conspiracy

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    Man, I remember the Hardy Boys!  When I read their books, they were in the CIA and shit, and one of the boy’s girlfriend was killed in the first book, and they were trying to track down the sumbitchs that did that shit, and they were going to fuck him up good.
    Then I went back and read all the old books, and I was like, ‘wtf’, where’s the CIA.

    Sean Connery’s Sexy Mustache

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    Man’s got the fuzzy lip there, and where the hell did that rug come from on his chest?  Damn!

    Hansaplast Long Pleasure Condom Advertisement

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    for a brief moment there, I didn’t think that was dynamite.  You guess what I thought it was.

    Anna Nicole Smith Is Dead.

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    WHOA OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD

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    ROFL Mao

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    Time Travel Advertisement

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    WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. PO Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

    Long Legs FTW

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    Love girls in chokers. LOVE.

    Warp Factor Fuck You

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    THERE IS NO IMAGE MACRO FOR WHAT I AM FEELING

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    My GOD it’s full of stars.

    The Joy Of Not Being Sold Anything Graffiti

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    Man, if that ain’t the truth. I hate places that have advertisements all over the place.Oh wait. fuck. nevermind.

    Fuck Your Theory

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    That’s a gun in his hand. he wins the argument.

    Pork Brains In A Can

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    One can of these, and you’re good for like a week’s worth of cholesterol.