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    Howie Feltersnatch

    Mmmm…air mattresses. You ever meet one in a bar, and you know you’re getting laid that night.

    (or trolley dolleys, or sky sluts, or nut handlers)



    will need therapy for that whole Oedipus thingy.


    Well, I don’t think all FAs are “nut handlers”, “trolley dolleys” or “sky sluts”, but I have met some AA and Continental stews and they are beyond sluts. They are just spreading Eagle in the air… I have had a group of these sluts following me around for sometime now trying to get me to take them in and support them. What psycho bitches. The CEOS of these airlines need to clean up the galley crews. They need to realize if they are portrayed as sluts, they will be treated as sluts.

    If anyone is looking for sluts who will do anything look for a guy claiming he is Tony Accardo, Jr.. He wears a Continental pilot’s uniform and claims he sells girls into prostitution for pilots on layover out of Midway and O’hare.


    I would be deeply disturbed if mom looked at me like that.

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