G-20 Security – Keep Everyone Out, Even The Participants
The beginning of the “security perimeter” (which is the ENTIRE downtown area).
Beasts
Went to a wildlife reserve in Napa, CA this summer with a friend, took some photographs.
No clue what this thing is
Scarlet Ibis
Ostrich
Reticulated Giraffe
Fennec Fox
Heaven Of Delight – Bug-Infested Art Ceiling
Tags:Art, Cute As Hell Animals, WTF
Artist Jan Fabre spent four months (with his 29 assistants) gluing 1.6 Million Buprestidae beetles on the ceiling of the Royal Palace in Brussels to create the Heaven of Delight.
Jan Fabre says he began with smaller projects and surfaces to see what him and his team could come up with and the result is this very unusual ceiling decor.
Since beetles are a non-protected species, it was easy for Jan and his team to gather the jeweled beetles from universities and countries like Thailand where beetles are considered a delicacy.
Damn Cool Pics: Heaven Of Delight – Bug-Infested Art Ceiling
the thing and the invisible woman
Tags:Fantastic Four, Wallpaper
African Roulette
President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. They’d spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.
“The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette.”
President Clinton frowned. “Russian roulette’s not a friendly, nice game.”
The African leader smiled. “That’s why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you’ll have to play. I’ll show you how.”
He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. “You can choose any one of these women to give you oral sex,” he told Clinton.
This gained Clinton’s immediate attention, and he was ready to make his choice, when a thought occurred to him. “How on earth is this related to Russian roulette?”
The African leader said “One of them is a cannibal.”
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IE6 usage reasons
Tags:Computers, Humor, Internets
hurr vs durr vs hurrdurr
Tags:derp, Forum Fodder, Science!
gas mask with hearing device
Tags:Gas Masks, Steampunk, WTF
MCS+
What is MCS+?
1.) gives you access to all upcoming posts (future posts ftw, there’s about 50-60 of them right now)
2.) access to a list of all the most recent comments (used to be free, but fuck that)
3.) and no advertisements. (yeah I know you can do this yourself, but it’s nice to play nice)
Everyone that donates to the tiki house fund gets in, once the tiki house fund is done, it’ll be $25 per year. Those of you that donated with a different email address than you have here on MCS should contact me and I’ll get you set up. Email me with the email address that you paypal’d the money from. This is all manually done right now, so please cut me some slack if you don’t get plussed immediately.
Other than the quickest way of paying Tiki $25, you can get on the ‘top 10 commenters’ list, or perhaps one of the better theme day submissions will get a free MCS+ upgrade.
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wonder woman’s ass
Tags:Comic Books, NeSFW, Sexy, Wonder Woman
unicorns and obama – yes we can
Tags:Barack Obama, Humor, Politics, Unicorns
muslim drivers
Tags:Humor, Motorcycles, Religion
Military Bonus Requirement
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus.
They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits plus $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general’s body between any two points he chose.
The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. Six feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000.
The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked away with a check $960,000.
Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third as to the additional bonus check.
When the third general was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, “from the tip of my penis, to the bottom of my testicles.”
The pension man said that would be fine, but he’d better get the Medical Officer to do the measuring.
The Medical Officer attended and asked the general to drop his pants…he did…. The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the general’s penis and began to work back.
“My God!” he said, “where are your testicles?!”
The general replied, “Back in Nam!”
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Gasworks Park
An old, unused gas plant has been turned into a city park, looking over to the center of Seattle.
Screw You Comcast
Tags:Comcast, Technology, WTF
Anyone else have this problem? A bunch of crap is what it is!
A fly in your beer?
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together. They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy their creamy beverages, a fly lands in each of their pints and gets stuck in the head.
The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust.
The Scotsman fishes the fly out and continues drinking as if nothing happened.
The Irishman also picks the fly out of his drink, but then holds it out over the beer and yells, ‘Spit it out! Spit it out, you bastard!â€
via The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink….
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The Doctor
Tags:Humor, Motorcycles
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentino_Rossi