your choise of lifestyle is an abomination

your choise of lifestyle is an abomination


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    Billy Manic

    I was left-handed when I was a child, then I don’t know wtf happened after that. I must’ve had Satan in me.

    Blaggun

    Saved!

    nyoki

    My grandma was left-handed and was forced to be a “righty” in school. She was slapped w/ a ruler anytime he was caught using er left hand. For the rest of her life she wrote and sewed right-handed.

    conan776

    Right, nyokki. Middle ages? Like, try the 1950s even.

    nyoki

    ???

    Blaggun

    My aunt have suffered the same thing. Today she writes right and left hand.

    elzarcothepale

    I’m a mutant=
    I perform delicate motor functions only with my left,
    and most feats of strength, throwing a football, etc, I have to use the right.

    So, I can’t write with my right, and I can’t throw with my left.
    Not Ambi, but poly dexterous?

    nyoki

    My brother is the same way. He’s left handed (writing and drawing), but bats righty. All his strength is in his right hand/arm. He’s also right footed and can write backwards as fast as he can write normally.

    Blaggun

    Same mutation here. Maybe Homo Sapiens Superior?

    deuce

    My nephew does that too… I don’t think it’s all that uncommon.

    j_bryon

    I can throw a frisbee equally as well with either hand.
    I’m going to burn, I know.

    Caio

    Same thing still happens in China.

    My fiancee is obviously left-handed. She catches with her left hand, texts left, every picture I have of her she’s waving left, but she writes and uses chopsticks with her right hand: her writing is horrifically messy and she uses chopsticks in the strangest way.

    I’ve tried to explain the concept of left-handed to her and other chinese but they just don’t get it.

    nyoki

    Wait…the Chinese don’t acknowledge handedness at all? In effect, everyone is right-handed?

    Caio

    Yeah. Once, I had an American co-employee who was left handed. After the initial shock died down, someone explained to me that it was a genetic difference and Chinese simply are never left-handed.