Wife Has Been Kidnapped

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Wife has been kidnapped!  I’m short .98 for ransom.

I hate bums.  Bum bum bum.  I do like the word bum though.

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  • Mathmatical Genius: Expand This Equation

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    Um, what’s the correct way to do it? I don’t remember much from the nightmare that is math…

    COmpaq FAQ: Where Is The Any Key?

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    “This is not a key. When you are instructed to press any key, this means you can press any of the keys on they keyboard (such as the Enter Key, the R key, or the space bar).

    it’s a real FAQ question.

    Big Jelly Fish

     

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    Holy shit that’s big.

    Ass Spider

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    Captain Enema

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    Feed Me A Stray Cat

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    Name that movie!

    Dead Bus Stop

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    Windex Injuries

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    Eragon Screenplay

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    Jeremy Irons ftw?

    Ghost Rider Wallpaper

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    There’s a Ghost Rider movie coming out soon…but the trailer made me cry it looked so stupid.  How do you screw up the Ghost Rider?

    Will It Take Off?

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    There’s been a little bit of a conversation on this matter, and I’m not sure why. It seems obvious to me, right?

    Ghost Busters Vs Ghost Rider

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    Those Ghost Busters are getting around


  • Private Parking Warning Sign

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    Private Parking

    Unauthorized vehicles will be worked over with a sledgehammer, flipped over by an angry mob, set on fire, and spray painted with rude slogans immediately after being used as a getaway car in an incredibly daring daylight robbery.

    Your Parking Sucks

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    Back when I was living in a apartment / cave, I wanted to use these things so bad.  I would have needed a stack of like 20 of them every time I left though, because college kids just don’t care about things like “parking lines” or “dogs”, they just park on top of them both.

    No Parking Near My House

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    Anyone that puts up a sign like this is an idiot.  A complete fucking moron.  Why did you buy a router, set it up so it broadcasts that it’s willing to accept connections, and then get in a tizzy about someone actually connecting to it?  Just set the damn thing up correctly!

    Need A Partner With own Apartment

     

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    Summer:

    Hello everyone.  I am a chinese girl.  I want to find a partner who has his own apartment.  It means that I want somewhere to live but not for rent.  I just like to live there with him and such as sex partner or something more.  I can do very well chinese food and maybe we can become very good friend.  But I will not talk anything about the world “love” .  If you are interest, give me a email to jinan630@gmail.com, with your photo is the best. 🙂

    jaw^vvd:

    can you code?

    Arctic Baboons

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    Hella cold lookin monkies there

    Move Bitch, Get Out The Way

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    Computer Wall

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    I shoulda grabbed the picture of the other side of this, it was pretty cool looking with all the cables…but it’s cool looking this way too.

    Underdog Movie Poster

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    Real movie?  You better believe it!

    Applying For A Job At IKEA

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    Protip: I’ve never bought anything from IKEA before, but I’ve been contemplating it.  Does they sell good stuffs, or is it all cheapo crap?

    Get Your Fat Ass To The Gym

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    If your husband is cheating, then get your fat ass to the gym.

    Carol Of The Old Ones

     

    A Woman Is Your Friend: Don’t Beat On Her

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    Love, Cherish and Protect HER

    Windows Vista

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    Viruses

    Intruders

    Spyware

    Trojans

    Adware

    And God Said…

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    …and there was light!

    Sweater Kittens

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    I wanna be that cat!

    Pantene Pro-V: Soap For Hair

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    Our new pro V system works by utilizing impressive computer graphics and made-up names for the ingredients to make “soap for hair” seem interesting and expensive!

    (yeah, I noticed the picture has misspelling, but what can you ask for, perfection?)

    High Def Discovery Shuttle Pictures

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    Mmmmm shuttle porn!

    AOL CD-ROM For Mr. Ahs

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    Diamonds. Not Herpes

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    When she asked for a gift that would last forever, she didn’t mean genital herpes……a diamond is forever!

    Car Kill Point Decals

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    Silly Blondes

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    Brains Are For Brunettes!

    Livejournal Image Feed

    Got a new feature to MCS, it’s a “Random Livejournal Image Feed”   It’ll show you a set of the most recent pictures that have been posted to livejournal.   If you happen to find anything worth the time, please feel free to submit it for the main page.

    Dubai In Ten Years

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    Now how did they afford those huge buildings?