Ass Spider

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    jason

    I hate those guys, I see them all the time. Had one that size in my damn sink a few weeks ago. It isn’t their size that bothers me, it is how much they squish when you kill them.

    Disco

    Yeah they make a big mess when you squish them. I’ve taken to trying to capture them with a bowl or dish and release them. But, the little fuckers are so quick they usually jump and run, and I have to squish them. Here in Japan, the Huntsman spiders are HUGE and very common.

    Kero

    Ugh. I can’t even stand small spiders. If i saw one that big i’d just buy a new house.

    ~s.

    1/0 … nuf said.

    Illuminatus

    Flamethrowers are your friends…

    ‘Nuff said ’bout my aracnophobia.

    DexX

    Hooo boy, that made my bumhole pucker up…

    Arachnophobia is SUCH fun. What I love is how when you shine a torch at them at night, their eyes shine like tiny little reflectors. Disturbing, I tells ya…

    Z-master

    jesus fuck thats HUGE. here in New Zealand we don’t see spiders that big! Australia has like tarantulas… don’t think they get that big though

    Disco

    Z=Master, trust me NZ and Aussie have spiders that big. You probably just haven’t seen them. Here’s one example.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huntsman_spider
    These fuckers are common and they jump. They don’t, typically, spin webs though. They hide and assault their prey. I’ve been surprised by them quite a few times. Relatively harmless though. I used to be a pansy about spiders, but not anymore.

    DexX

    Here in Melbourne in sunny (and somewhat charred) Australia, I had one a tad smaller than that on my back fence last night. Doesn’t look like a huntsman to me, though, as they tend to be very flat, for hiding under bark. That there looks like it might be a giant motherfucker of a wolf spider, or maybe something else. I shall research some more… (I’m an arachnophobe, but the bastards fascinate me).

    DexX

    I take that back. Looks like there are some chubby hunstman spiders around the place, so it may very well be a huntsman. Now I need a shower.

    NolanK

    That thing on the ass paper is why I have two socks, now if only the damned things didnt plug the shitter.

    glam_bastard

    OMG that is so disturbing… and it just HAS to be on the toilet paper? I’d be freaking out so bad… If I weren’t on the shitter I’d run screaming!

    cloudmerchant

    that’s what killed Elvis, right there.

    Fred

    Conclusion? Burn your house down.