This Old Hizzouse

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Ice Cube trades his Tec-9 for a nail gun in…
This Old Hizzouse
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  • Ninjas- Next 25 Miles

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    MacGyver

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    Real Life Joker

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    whoa, very cool.  Must be from one of those nifty fan films though, cause I doubt there’s been any serious work on the next batman film, right?

    Uber Keyboard Advanced

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    I’d love to have one of these, but every one that I’ve seen for sale are listed for much more then I’m willing to pay for a blank keyboard.

    Save Zero Cents!

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    Via the Consumerist  

    5,000 Popsicle Stick Eiffel Tower

    Byron sends this one in:

     

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    ‘Friend’s son built it for school science project, & won 1st place.”

    NES Cartridge Porn

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    Shining Wallhack

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    OMG!! Wallhack!!1!

    Pink Eyed Gay Dragon

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    Attack his sexuality directory!

    GOP Vs Jesus

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    Day of Defeat Sucks

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    Attention Valued Best Buy Customers:

    This game has been discontinued for lack of playability.  Even  though you see this game sitting here it is not available for purchase.  You must go home and download it for free  then try it out and come to the same conclusion that everyone else has that has also tried it…

    IT SUCKS!

    Chuck Norris RIP

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    Massive City

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    Looks like it’s made of legos.  Where is this place?

    Guess Who Can Not Marry

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  • Fetus or McNugget?

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    Vend-a-Goat

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    Aircraft Carrier Battlegroup

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    Anyone know which carrier group this is?

    Language Drip

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    Learn chinese in just 8 hours!

    Clippy’s Advice for Bush

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    It looks like you’re trying to run the country. What would you like to do?
    *Learn how to speak in complete sentences.
    *Ask Colin Powell what he would do.
    *Just keep making monkey faces.
    **CAN I MAKE THE WAR ON TERRER APPLY TO CASTROE

    Gir Cosplayer

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    Stephen Hawking Pro Wheelchair 2

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    Snail Mail PGP

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    Eat Your Young

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    U.S. needs US strong.

    Eat your young.

    Do your part in the national nutrition program.

    Bradley Fighting Vehicles

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    Late Shift Spanish

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    Late Shift Spanish Speaking Only (Please speak slow)

    Instant Rapper Kit

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    Child’s Play 2006

    I’ve been a fan of Penny Arcade for a long time, and I strive to have the kind of patronage that they have (4.5 million readers? youch!) One of the best ideas that they ever had was to create the Child’s Play Charity. So, if you have an extra couple bucks, click on the banner, and go donate something to the closest hospital to you!
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    Asbestos Cancer and Lung Disease Hazard

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    Danger

    Asbestos

    Cancer and Lung Diease Hazard

    All your base are belong to us.

    Repirators and Protective clothing are required in this area.

    Fat Girls Give The Best Head

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    Fat girls give the best head because they’re hungry

    Online Pornography

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    Been To Sex Sites

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    Networking Cable Porn

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    A Rather Large Aquarium

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    This is cool. But where is it from?

    Shanty Town

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    Wow.

    Federal Bureau Of Investigation WMD Operations Unit

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    Is this a real patch for a real governmental agency?

    Classy Gentleman

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    I wish all idiots did this, cause then you would KNOW just what to expect from their stupid ass.

    Drive In Car Wash

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    So it’s easy to get in, but how the hell do you get it out?

    Care Bears FTW!

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    Man The Harpoons

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    Big Cow Girl

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