6000 SUX: An American Tradition

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  • John F. Kennedy Was A Liberal

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    “If by a ‘Liberal’ they mean
    someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who
    welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who
    cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their
    housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights,
    and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can
    break through the stalemate and suspicions
    that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean
    by a ‘Liberal,’ then I’m proud to say I’m a ‘Liberal.'”John F. Kennedy, Democrat

    The Internet: On Disk

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    MooseKnuckle

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    This is wrong on so many levels, but it’s d#mn funny.

    Democrats Are Sexy

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    Big Glass Bong

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    Haven’t seen weed in years.  How crazy is that?

    Has Anyone Seen My Bike?

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    Toilet Mech

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    Lost- Season 2 Cast

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    Season 3 is right around the corner, who knows what wonders it’ll have in it!


  • Cthulhu Lego Apocalypse

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    Drugged Up Spiders

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    When they first tested the atomic bombs, I hear that the scientists weren’t sure if the atomic reaction would stop, or if it would continue until all matter on the planet was consumed.
    I would imagine that’s how the scientist that fed the first few spiders LSD felt.  What if through their actions, they were creating a mutant spider, capable of eating tour buses for lunch?  That would have sucked, cause I hate spiders to begin with, but bus eating spiders would be even more terrible!

    San Francisco Bridge Sign

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    I think the sign’s both funny and at the same time, very sad 🙁

    Rapist and Murderer? Free ticket to heaven!

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    Anyone know where this comes from? (the strip, not the religious loophole)

    404 – Cause You’re An Asshole

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    The Page Cannot be displayed because your are an asshole

    Please, for the love of god, try the following:

    Don’t click the Refresh button. Go outside now.

    If you are about to spend another $100 at Amazon, then please contact Amazon Anonymous.

    To go outside, first click the Cyber Hypnosis menu, and then click Cold Water in the Face. on the Numb Ass tab, click Sedentary back Pain. The Get Out Of Your Chair settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator.

    If your Evil Computer Addict Persona has enabled it, we can examine your network and quickly discover a way to wake you up from your computer-induced stupor.

    If you would like Windows to try and discover them, click Detect Computer-Induced Stupor

    There are a host of things awaiting you in the outside world: fishing, skiing, skeet shooting, triatholons, PTA meetings, and dentist appointments, for example.

    If you are unable to get up, click here and your power strip will emit a large enough shock to scare you back to your senses. If that doesn’t work, then we give up. You are officially in need of serious help. Dial 1-800-GET-HELP on your computer’s keypad to reach a mental hospital near you.

    Click the Back button to melt your computer

    Cannot find reality files
    Internet Explorer

    Successful Ministry to the Retarded

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    Apparently, this is a real book?

    Warhammer Gun

    Is this Warhammer 40K?

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    Kill it With Fire

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    Master Chief Vs Alien

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    Satan Is My Lord

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    Small Penis?

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    Submarine Beach of DOOM

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    This Is A Bad Post

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    Preserving American Democracy.

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    Canadian Milk Bags

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    NO way!  The idea of milk coming in a bag is so weird, but I looked it up on the internet, and the internet is never wrong, and would never lie to me.

    So here’s an example:

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    Optimus Prime And His Boombox

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    Wasn’t there a Transformer that turned into a boom box?

    Watermelon Bikini

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    There are few things as refreshing as a watermelon bikini!

    Warhammer 40k- Horus

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    Komma-Klansman

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    From www.somethingpositive.net

    Hamlet Got To Get Paid

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    Calvin And Hobbes

    God Damn, I love this comic:

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    Master of the CLIT

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    Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers

    T-Rex vs Squid vs Whale

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    There are few things as cool as this

    Durex: Enjoy The Other Side

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    What a gay advertisment, hehe

    NORML Prohibition Poster

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