Yellowstone National Park

I’ve been here I think.  It sucked for a 17 year old who just wanted to play video games and get laid, but I think that it’d be cool for me to go to, in like 30 years.

May Contain Traces Of Peanuts

LoL Peanuts

Beating Out Chuck By One Vote

Airport Baggage Roulette

Murderous Wedding Cake

I seem to have a thing for cakes here.

300 – Parkaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

TEH OMGWTFBBQ!!!1

Happy President

“So, Mr President, is that a carrot in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?”

Hot Dog Man

My Precious

Yessssssss,

My Precious

Moments…

Airplane / Sun Photo Effect

Robbers Shot

Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help.  They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.

I hung up.  A minute later I rang again. ‘Hello’ I said, ‘I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed.  You don’t have to hurry now, because I’ve shot them.’

Within minute there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit.  They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: ‘I thought you said you’d shot them.’

To which I replied: ‘I thought you said there was no one available.’

-Tony Gladstone

Two things I get from this letter to the editor:  Tony doesn’t like commas, and Tony doesn’t understand triage.

MyStalk.com A Place for Fiends

Site stats / hotlinking removal

Teapot Baobab Tree

Image by Gilles Croissant

Their defining characteristic: their swollen trunk are actually water storage – the baobab tree can store as much as 31,700 gallon (120,000 l) of water to endure harsh drought conditions.

via Neatorama (they have many other ‘cool trees’ go check em out)

Quit Smoking!

From Quitsmoke.us via Across The Board 

Doggy Hat

Cement Disaster

I love the footprints leading out…

Broccoli Cat

Oh the broccoli is such a wonderful endeavor.

Atomic Bomb

This is for the Boston PD.

Penquin Cliff Jumper

Whoops!

Greek God Family Tree

From ludios via toomanytribbles 

One Does Not Simply Stargate Their Way Into Mordor

God, there’s a like a million of these, and I lol at all of them.

Zelda Fine Art

Sweet awesomeness, and I don’t even like the Zelda games.

I Bone Your Mom

Click here to buy this shirt

he looks like the type to do it too.

March Of The Penquins

Jesus Loves You!

Unless you are :
Muslim
Atheist
Mormon
A Free Thinker
Homosexual
Capable Of Logical Reason
Pro-Choice

Windows Errors Wallpaper

Great for pranks!

Balmer! Balmer! Balmer! Balmer!

Chair! Chair! Chair!

Darwin Vs God

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! Who will survive this debacle of biblical proportions?! Will evolution best the ethereal?  Watch as Darwin’s trained ape battalion takes on God’s frothing televangelists, as they duke it out in the ring to settle this longtime grudge!

by Endling

Damn, I lost an electron!

Penquin Wallpaper

Anorexia Perceptions

I like the girl in the mirror better then the one in front of it.  Her knees are too sharp.

Smoke Stacks In Clouds / Fog

I have no clue what’s going on here, but it’s a stunning picture anyways.

Helicoptor AntiAir Countermeasures

I didn’t even notice there was a aircraft there for a while.

Get Off My Lawn You Damn Kids!

It’s a cat in a dog house.

Whiskas Advertisement

8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskas.

Sea Of Crabs

Previously, in crab news:
Crab Warning Poster
Super Crabs!

Popular Science Advertisement

MirthCanal

I just noticed that MCS is on top of the MirthCanal ratings.

Get on over there and vote us up!

Needs More Cameras

Oh, those crazy photographers.  Are those highspeed cameras there on the ground?  They look hyper-specialized.

Handless Organist – Truly A Miracle Of God

How exactly is this a miracle of god?  You’d think a miracle would include a pair of hands that worked right.

US Army – So Easy A Caveman Can Do It

Feeling Lucky?

From Snorgtees Via Khramageddon 

St Patrick’s Day!

Cat Vs Mouse

I always hear from cat owners how much their cat loves the various computer peripherals.

My Computer

I lol’d at work, and got in trouble when i saw this on Fark.

Going To The Moon, BRB

look kids, it’s Stephen Hawkings, and he’s going to the moon!  Maybe he’ll take some company?

Efilax Advertisement

I have no idea what they’re advertising.  No really.  I’m that stupid, right?

Ice Water On Tap

I’d be afraid that my beard would freeze.

Flashing In Public Self Help Group