Uncle Pete…

My Uncle Pete comes over sometimes.

He lives with us every now and then. he is really kind to me – holding me, listening to me, and making me feel loved.

One night when he was holding me, he started touching my private parts. Over time, he taught me to touch and play with his. It felt very strange, scary and a little good too. He told me it was OK, that this means he really loves me. This went on for several months. He told me, “This is our special secret.”

We gonna rock down to…

Electric Ave. (no outlet)

Wank!

Captain America is a wanker.

Kangaroo Suicide

Marry Our Daughter

www.marryourdaughter.com

Arranged Christian Marriages.

Ninja Entry

Car Show Upskirt Snapshot

Every Hour, A Woman Is Abused

[punch clock]

LOLHamster

LOL I make a webcomic

Schrodinger’s lolcat

In ur quantum box …maybe

(I’ll get a Schrodinger joke up somehow!)

Hypnotoad

Very Endowed Tree

Watch Out For That Pole…

Alcohol – My Anti-Drug

Do you know how i know your a star trek geek

That is how i know…

i found that on my way home from band practice, it was on a car. thats just wrong

Happy Birthday To Tiki!

It’s my b-day today, so feel free to swing by the IRC channel and chat me up, or just simply contact me.

OR, buy me something from my wish list! OMGBBQ!

Oh, and also, MCS’s 3 year anniversary is coming up in October.  Crazy shit, eh?

Christians aren’t perfect.

Christians aren’t perfect. They just want you to be.

AC-130 Gunner Loves Puppies, Hates Tray Stoppages

She likes long walks on the beach, men who aren’t afraid to cry and puppies… I love this girl!

Pirates

When was the last time you saw a ninja with wenches?

Fail Bike

Why can’t religious folks keep their retardation to themselves?

Why can’t religious folks keep their retardation to themselves?

Pole Vaulter

OMG so sexy!!

Rawr!

Doop!

Thread Direction – Hill

Tits Or GTFO

Cat Upgraded Your RAM

Incorrect

House M.D. – Animated Series

Buying Used Condoms Online

Flawless Victory

So this guy was screwing with a nigerian scammer, saying he worked for a company that was interested but required verification first, in the form of a picture. He sent a model of what the pic should look like:

And in response received this:

He got another picture out of the scammer by saying the company was unable to verify that the picture wasn’t fake, and needed another picture that looked like the following:

And the scammer sent this reply:

Scammers ftl!

Alligator Toy

Who wouldn’t get that for their 2 year old cousin?

AIM Conversation

Letter to Navy

Dear Sailors,

My girl friend and I were watching a movie about the navy. They killed a bunch of bad guys. Do you get to kill bad guys? My dad killed people when he was a marine. He said navy doesn’t kill people, they just give blow jobs. You are the best navy and I’m sure you do the best blow jobs. Your Friend, Susin

Drunk Guy

Real-Life Mario

Ice Sarkasm

Thin Ice
Go ahead… try it anyway…
you don’t weigh that much…
it won’t break

Yoda Origami

Calvin And Hobbes Anime

Neo Mario

Died of Dysentery

I didn’t know it was fatal…

Animated Zipper

Found the WMDs

Free Police Car Ride

Best Friend Birthday Card

Tetris Cos Players

Looks like they didn’t plan the suits too well…

Ultimate Teabag

[soccer]

Motocross for Moms

Soccermoms love this shit.

Vote Cthulhu

At least he admits he’s evil!

Wendy

Angus Oblong’s stuff is funny. Here’s the site www.angusoblong.net/galleryindex.html