Alyson Hannigan Red Knuckle Wallpaper

 

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did she beat the fuck out of someone before this shoot?  damn!

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  • Transformers Movie Wallpaper

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    You might not be able to tell from this shot, but the dude that isn’t optimus?  yeah, him.  he’s roller blading.  for reals, robots on skates!

    Communist Blimps Over Statue of Liberty

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    From command and conquer perhaps?

    Danielle Lloyd Wallpapers

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    Duck Hunt Dog Wallpaper

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    Stupid fucking dog.  I hate you.  I HATE YOU.

    Lizard Wallpaper

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    Red Neck Daycare

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    You know, I’d say they only used about 1/2 a roll of duck tape there…so it’s good money sense!


  • Hands Puppet

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    Reminds me of the tunnel from the labrynth

    Casablanca Movie Poster

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    Quick, name the bar!

    In case of petrol price increase, break glass

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    ok, but what do I put my other foot in? (btw, that car?  it could fit in the bed of my truck.  seriously)

    Rhino Portrait

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    Prehistoric looking eh?

    Mars Attacks

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    I can’t remember what these guys were saying through the whole movie….

    hot cock

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    you expecting something else?  pervert?

    Law & Order : Goddamn Batman

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    In the Criminal Justice System of Gotham City the people are represented by three seperate, yet equally important groups.  The police who investigate crime, the District Attorneys who prosecute the offenders, and the God damn Batman.These are their stories.

    Microwave Computer Case Mod

     

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    I like this, lol.  Only problem would be actually adjusting the monitor.

    Ready to have a liquor party

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    at first, I was like whoa.

    then I noticed they have no Jack Daniels.

    so I cried a little bit.

    Poopin Cat

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    False Alarm!

    Ubuntu Wallpaper

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    So I tried Ubuntu the other day on one of my old Dell machines.  Took too long to load, and was confusing as shit when I finally got it loaded up.  Why can’t anyone make a Linix distro that doesn’t: 1.) look like shit, 2.) run like shit 3.) be all confusing and shit?

    Seriously! I was trying to find the other hard drive on my system (which has all my mp3s and  uh…adult motivational movies) and I ended up on my third desktop.  What’s a third desktop?  I have no clue.  Why is it there?  no idea!  There was little heard from the OS though, it just sat there and ‘tut tut’ed at me as if I should just KNOW.  Why in the world were there no help systems?

    Dildo Doggy Toy

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    Natalie… again.

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    You know your fucking hawt when you can shave your head and still look sexy.

    Cosplayer Burnination

    Trogdor!
    All of you that post here pretty much agree 99% of all cosplayers look like shit. But if the character your cosplaying is already drawn like shit…

    Windows Vista

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    “If you don’t buy Windows Vista, we’ll kill this dog.”

    Hello Kidney!

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    (it’s a rip on Hello Kitty)  (get it?)

    Sonic And Knucles Wallpaper

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    This game is what killed the Sega Genesis for me.   I guess I got to the age, and experienced enough side scrollers to realize that they really only end in one thing: MADNESS.  Or bunnies jumping out of robots made by a giant egg man.

    Or are those the same things?

    HTML Ear Rings

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    Bitches Love Smiley Faces

    i sent that bitch a smiley face

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    Gemma Atkinson Sexy Wallpaper

    I don’t think these are NSFW, but because her tits are HUGE, and so delicious looking, I’ve put her behind a cut:

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