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  • A cure for being Asian.

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    Are you Asian, and don’t want to be?
    There’s hope for change.
    Pray the Asian away!
    Begone foul genes.

    Letter Of the day

    Letter of the day
    So I ask you. Modern press for the win?

     Dear Miriam,

    Theother day I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual.

    I hadn’t gone a hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car juddered to a halt.  I walked back home to get my husband’s help.  When I got home I found him in the bedroom.  I couldn’t believe my eyes.  He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up.
    I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been maried for 12 years.  WHen I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed up in my lingerie because couldn’t find any of his own underwear.  But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he had been wearing my cloths for six months.  I told him it had to stop, or I would leave him.
    He was made redundant from his job six months ago, and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.  I love him very much, but ever since I have him the ultimatum, he has become increasingly distant, and I dont’ feel I can get through to him any more.  Please can you help?

    –Mrs B, Essex

    Miriam says... A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults in the engine.  Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line.  If it is clearn, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburettor float chamber.

    Soccer Field On Side Of Hill

     

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    Diamonds On A String

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    Put these on a string in front of a treadmill.

    point excitedly.

    Hope she runs her fat ass back to her college weight.

    If she doesn’t, fuck her sister.

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    Terrorist Chess

    Terrorist Chess


  • Pirates Knocked Up Shrek

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    Proof that ninjas are superior; pirates will fuck anything.

    Worst Teacher EVER.

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    yep.  this is why america is in the shitter.

    The Ass Family Car Stickers

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    Wise – smart – lazy – kiss – dumb

    Batman – Jimm Will Pull Through

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    Or what master bruce?  You’ll dress up like a giant bat and haunt the night for the rest of your life?

    Idk Carol

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    Carol never wore her safety goggles…. now she doesn’t need them.

    Idiot Linesman

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    I’m bored, drunk and ready to chat

    ok so it’s wednesday, right? fucking IM me already.  AIM : YOURCOOLESTFAN
    Also, did you know that then you click on the google links, MCS makes money? IT’S TRUE! that’s the only way that MCS stays up and running. and for the last month? Not making money.

    Headon hand gun

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    you know what’s in this shit?

    Tire baby

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    If this isn’t shopped the parents should be tried criminally for child abuse. Discuss.

    Ninja Hedge

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    From Tick #3: Night of a Million-Zillion Ninjas

    Red Son Batman Statue

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    I’d totally buy this if I had money.

    Khaaaaan Licence Plate

     

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    Camel Toe

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    Prometheus

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    Awesome character done undone by shitty writers.  He used to be a bad ass, but now he’s second rate.  WTF.

    Star Trek – TNG – Data

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    Sexiest Android Ever?

    Rule 34 – Impossible Triangle Sex

    Impossible Triangle Sex

    Possibly the weirdest proof of rule 34 ever.

    They Live! Movie Still

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    Best fight scene ever?  Longest fight scene ever is more like it!

    I’m your Huckleberry.

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    Say when.

    Uber castle tank

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    reminds me of a warhammer 40k titan