Getting a divorce
A farmer walked into an attorney\’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.”
The attorney said, “Well do you have any grounds?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.”
The attorney said, “No, you don\’t understand, do you have a case?”
The farmer said, “No, I don\’t have a Case, but I have a John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No you don\’t understand, I mean do you have a grudge?”
The farmer said, “Yea I got a grudge, that\’s where I park my John Deere.”
The attorney said, “No sir, I mean do you have a suit?”
The farmer said, “Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays.”
The exasperated attorney said, “Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?”
The farmer said, “No sir, we both get up about 4:30.”
Finally, the attorney says, “Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?”
And the farmer says, “Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her.”
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The Son who fell to Earth
blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2007/12/17/the-son-who-fell-to-earth/
When you believe it, you will shit bolides.
Pay a computer to pray for you
I came across this crazy site:
www.informationageprayer.com/
apparently, you can pay a computer to pray for you…
Battlestar Galactica – TOS concept art by Frazetta
Tags:Art, Battlestar Galactica, Sexy, Television
“I am Providence”
I went to visit the grave in my early twenties, just an hours drive from my house.
I was convinced that the groundskeeper I would have no idea who I was talking about, but when I said the name he responded instantly with a well-worn, detailed set of directions. In hindsight, Im sure he mustve told thousands of visitors the same thing.
When I saw it, someone had scrawled “That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die” in black ink on the stones base. I had mixed emotions about it –the glee of recognition and acknowledgement of devotion; anger that someone would desecrate such an understated, serene object, and relief that ALL they used was a Sharpie (Ive seen Jim Morrisons grave.)
Second pic may be hard to make out, but the little heart-shaped rock tickled my sensibilities.
Now see here, young feller…
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor, Nature
(couldnt tell you what species of bird, though…)
Columbo Mosaic
By John Ellsberry – www.mosaicmercantile.com/gallery/pages/artists/johnellsberry.html
Area Codes In Which Ludacris Claims To Have Hoes (HIGH RES)
High res version of the recent “Area Codes In Which Ludacris Claims To Have Hoes” post. Now 1500xx instead of 500xx
Frankenstein illustrations by Bernie Wrightson
Tags:Comic Books, Fantasy - Science Fiction, WTF
Scientist makes clone of himself
Robot maker Zou Renti (he\’s the one on the left) unveils his latest work – a replica of himself. Mr Zou, from Xi\’an in western China, has made more than 400 lifelike robots.
Scotch Eggs
A hard boiled egg, wrapped in sausage, breaded, and deep fried. Simultaneously one of the best and worst foods on the planet!
Next Theme Day
It’s been much too long since I did a public theme day.
The next theme day is April 1st.
The Theme is the letters RPB. Anything that starts with those letter or has siginificant meaning with those initials is fair game. Please tag your submissions with RPB.
[update: there’s a little over 50 submissions already, and they’re perfectly perfect, and a few of them made me pause and lol for a moment. Remember, the deadline is coming up quickly, so if you’d like to submit images, please do it quickly!]
[DOUBLE UPDATE: I just went through all the images and queued up the ones that were there. We’re only half way through the day though! I need MOAR IMAGES. I DEMAND YOU POST MORE. pls kk thx]
Animated Homer Simpson Clock
Tags:Animated Images, Television
Somebody posted the non-animated version of this image, so I decided to post my animated version of the homer clock image.
Double Ride
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, WTF
He-Man and She-Ra
Tags:Comic Books, Television, Wallpaper
As a child I wondered why her name wasn\’t “She-Woman” and assumed the “Ra” was some sort of implication that she was a cheerleader which made me dislike She-Ra.
FAREWELL COMET LULIN
Parting Shots of Comet Lulin. Lulin is on a hyperbolic trajectory out of the solar system, crossing the orbit of Mars on March 29th, transiting the asteroid belt between April and August 2009, and passing Jupiter in early 2010.
DANGER – beware of zombies – if bitten commit suicide
BEER ZOMBIES they are everywhere….AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The One and Only Newcastle Brown Ale
Was drinking one of these and thought I would share it with the world! Great stuff.
