i was not aware that bird is the word
Tags:Birds, Forum Fodder, Humor
from tikiwebgroup.com
what’s your southern astrological sign?
Some people (especially Southerners) are pretty skeptical of horoscopes, and it has become obvious that what they need are their own “Southern” astrological signs.
OKRA (Dec 22 – Jan 20)
Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies.
CHITLIN (Jan 21 – Feb 19)
Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he’s motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.
BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 – Mar 20)
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You’re unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don’t worry about it.
MOON PIE (Mar 21 – Apr 20)
You’re the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It’s a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It’s not going to be easy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Or – maybe not.
POSSUM (Apr 21 – May 21)
When confronted with life’s difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don’t-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you’re dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One day, however, it won’t work and you may find your problems actually running you over.
CRAWFISH (May 22 – June 21)
Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you’re always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the living room. You tend to be not particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good heads.
COLLARDS (June 22 – July 23)
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the “melting pot” of life and share their essence with the essence of those round them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Moon Pies. It just won’t work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.
CATFISH (July 24 – Aug 23)
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish are never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.
GRITS (Aug 24 – Sept 23)
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well.
BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 – Oct 23)
You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best – your friends and loved ones – may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.
BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 – Nov 22)
Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You’ve grown on the vine of life and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn’t have anything to do with Moon Pies.
ARMADILLO (Nov 23 – Dec 21)
You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. You’re not concerned with today’s fashions and trends. You’re not concerned with anything about today. You’re really almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is another somewhat kinky, mating possibility.
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Cthulu Pinstripe
This was on my old truck… My buddy painted it one day while I wasn’t looking, way before I ever found this site. Damn I wish I still had that thing.
Sci-Fi Horror
Crazy Tongue-Eating Parasite Found Off Jersey Coast
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What does M[C]S think of my recently acquired designer Billabong Vista hooded jacket?
Tags:Awesome Things, Casemods
That’s right – $75 retail!
This thing is a little tight when I’m trollin’, but jackets are meant to be warn while outside anyway, so it’s understandable.
No more wearing jackets with cotton or polyester lining anymore, it’s all about GOLD LINING!
* 80% cotton
* 20% poly
* Quilted
* Allover print
* Removable faux fur hood
* Logo appliqué
* Logo accents
* Heavy weight
* Knit cuff & bottom
* Sturdy gold zipper
* Contrast hood interior
* Billabong quality
Beware!
Tags:Forum Fodder, Motivational Posters, Politics
I fucked your mom
Three guys are drinking in a bar, when another man comes in and starts drinking at the bar. After a while he approaches the guys, and pointing at the one in the middle, shouts I’ve fucked your mom! The three guys look bewildered and the man resumes drinking at the bar. Ten minutes later he comes back and screams, ‘Your mom’s sucked my cock! Ten more minutes and the same thing happens. He announces loudly, I’ve had your mom up the ass! The young guys have had enough of this, and the one in the middle stands up and shouts, Dad, you’re fuck’n drunk, go home!â€
via Thur Sept 24 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit.
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Contridictions in the Bible
“Visualization of the contradictions in the Bible taken from The Scripture Project by Steve Wells (see the Projects section of www.reasonproject.org).
The bars that run along the bottom of the visualization represent the 1189 chapters in The Bible, with the length of each bar corresponding to the number of verses in each chapter. White bars represent the Old Testament and grey bars represent The New Testament. Each arc indicates a contradiction.”
Playin a gig.
I had to borrow the previous bands guitar, as unfortunately, a much needed string broke on mine. Also, it’s been a while since I’ve posted. Seems the site has gotten quite popular tiki! I’ve been browsing it since, oh geez, I want to say 4 years now, maybe longer, you’re doing a bang-up job!
Lea Michele
Tags:Lea Michele, Television, Wallpaper
Is anyone else out there watching Glee? This is Lea Michele. It’s a decent show, but there is something about this chick…she isn’t super hot, but she isn’t really ugly either. There is some pleasant happy medium about her that makes her sexy.
Before a couple of TV roles, she was mainly on Broadway. This pic is a promo from Spring Awakening.
Mila Kunis as Wonder Woman?
Tags:Comic Books, Mila Kunis, Movies, Wonder Woman
So I really liked the idea behind that fake poster that someone uploaded here the other day.. and decided that I would make an effect out of it so basicly.. you would be able to make anyone to WOnder Woman ;P
Quick Theme Day Reminder
The Theme Day: VIDEO GAMES.
What you should do: Submit images that you love that have to do with video games. that you love. in bed.
What you should NOT do: Mention theme day in the post title.
Special Note: I’ll pick the top 3 submitters and give them a free MCS+ subscription.
Deadline: October 1st, 2009
EDITED TO SAY: for the love of fuck people, put the name of the game some where in the post. post title, post content, both are good choices. Don’t label it “epic mod” and then have a screen shot of a tree. I have no fucking clue what the fuck that shit even means.
FUCK.
Space Invaders
Tags:Gaming, Sexy, Space Invaders, Wallpaper
abduzeedo.com/wallpaper-week-51
Sooooooo kewt
I think someone posted one of these guys a while back, but I can’t remember what they’re called.
The contiguous United States, colored by distance to the nearest McDonald’s
Via <a “href=http://www.weathersealed.com/2009/09/22/where-the-buffalo-roamed/”>blogger Stephen Von Worley
Crazy? Ig’nint?
Tags:Cars, Politics, WTF
Saw this in the parking lot today.
Grannies Protest
Tags:Election 2012, Humor, Politics
www.gettyimages.com/EditorialImages/News
Sorry guys, but I think health care reform is a good thing. Let the arguments commence.
Flag of the Benin Empire
The Benin Empire or Edo Empire (1440-1897) was a large pre-colonial African state of modern Nigeria. It is not to be confused with the modern-day country called Benin (and formerly called Dahomey).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benin_Empire
Martin Luther King
Tags:Humor, Martin Luther King Jr.
He didn’t lead a major civil rights struggle and get assassinated for you to walk around with your pants around your knees
