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  • Hello Halley`s Comet

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    HEIL KIRBY

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    WWIIATATs

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    Voicemail sucks

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    LOGZOOKA

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    i has no idea what this is, but here you go

    Law and Order… and BATMAN

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    i wish there was a way to write the law and order sound effect. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you make me has a sadface like this: 🙁
    here’s a link to the sound effect tho

    cuz I think this post needed it, hehe

    pokemons!

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    When I was ten, I tried to trade my soul for a real pokemon
    but nobody wanted mah soul 🙁

    Cellophane

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    Oh wonders of wonders, this looks like a splendid idea!

    Rhino

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    Rhino, no, this will never work!
    You are beautiful just the way you are.
    I love you Rhino, don’t ever change.

    Van Gogh goes to Disneyland!

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    I think i’d actually be quite flattered if someone mailed a piece of themselves to me. I’d be all like ‘awwww… I shall keep this under my pillow forever.’

    Tea Party!

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    I want to hug them all, and tell them each how very special they are to me.

    Scott Pilgrim Verses The World

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    An Epic Of Epic Epicness.

    Drinking water

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    The Rio Caño Cristales, also known as “the river that ran away to paradise”, “the most beautiful river in the world”, and “the river of five colours”. is world famous for its colorful display, located near the town of La Macarena in Colombia, South America.

    During a brief span between the wet and dry seasons , when the water level is just right, the many varieties of algae and moss located at the bottom of the river, bloom in a brilliant display of colors. Areas of yellow, blue, green, black, and red – and a thousand shades in between – coat the river.

    See more (and bigger) images after the jump.

    The part of the river where the colorful blooms occur is quite isolated and is not accessible by road. Adventurous tourists can now fly into La Macarena and then make their way to to the river site on foot as part of guided tours. The site was effectively closed to tourists for several years because of guerrilla activity in the region along with concerns about the impact of unregulated tourist traffic. However, the site was reopened to visitors in 2009. So far, only about 1,000 people have visited Caño Cristales, including around 100 foreign tourists.

    Is this a real game

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    If so; where can I get the rules?

    Slaver

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    If you know what this is, you win, but you are also an anti-social nerd-geek-dork.

    Orchid mantis

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    Photo by Igor Siwanowicz
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    Cow lick

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    Gimme a kish, baybee.


  • wtf is going on around here

    anyone know why MCS is getting so much traffic these last couple days?  I thought it was just a normal traffic spike, but damn, I don’t think I’ve ever seen this kind of back to back server raping traffic before.  I’ve looked at the normal places, like Digg, Reddit, et al, but I’m just not seeing where it’s coming from.  Could it just be quality content?  hah, oh wow.

    A note for any of you new visitors: please subscribe to the RSS feed!  For those of you that have been around a while, I’ve made it much more obvious how to subscribe to an individual post’s comments with your rss reader.

    Bedroom Party

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    …with unimpressed guests.

    Deer Fire

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    So hauntingly sad, yet such a stunning image.

    Metallica – Gimme fuel, gimme fire!

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    GIMME DABAJABAZA!!!

    Cornbeef Sammich

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    paper cut

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    Butterflies Trying to Escape Their Shadow, 2005

    Acid-free A4 80 gsm paper and glue

    About my paper works

    My paper works have been based around an exploration of the relationship between two and three dimensionality. I find this materialization of a flat piece of paper into a 3D form almost a magic process – or maybe one could call it obvious magic, because the process is obvious and the figures still stick to their origin, without the possibility of escaping. In that sense there is also an aspect of something tragic in most of the cuts. Some of the small paper cuts relate to a universe of fairy tales and romanticism, as for instance Impenetrable Castle inspired by Hans Christian Andersen’s fairy tale The Steadfast Tin Soldier, in which a tin soldier falls in love with a paper ballerina, living in a paper castle. Other paper cuts are small dramas in which small figures are lost within and threatened by the huge powerful nature. Others again are turning the inside out, or letting the front and the back of the paper meet – dealing with impossibility, illusions, and reflections.

    I find the A4 sheet of paper interesting to work with, because it is probably the most common and consumed media and format for carrying information today, and in that sense it is something very loaded. This means that we rarely notice the actual materiality of the A4 paper. By removing all the information and starting from scratch using the blank white 80gsm A4 paper as a base for my creations, I feel that I have found a material which we all are able to relate to, and at the same time is non-loaded and neutral and therefore easier to fill with different meanings. The thin white paper also gives the paper sculptures a fragility which underlines the tragic and romantic theme of the works.

    www.petercallesen.com/index/A4PAPERCUT_000.htm

    100 Kirbies

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    From vgcats

    Expression Cat

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    I`m so doing this.

    charazard stealing asshat

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    i take my hat off to this man

    teddy bear

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    If any of my friends ever were to have a child, I would pull something like this

    bat’s birthday

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    because the dark knight has feelings too

    awesome pet owner

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    Fish owners of MCS: please remember to exercise your fish daily. Also, please have it spayed or neutered and be sure all its vaccines are up to date 🙂

    why not?

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    I have gone from: Wat?
    to: Want.

    wtf hair

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    lady gaga gives attention whores a bad name

    Bacon roses

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    This anniversary, give her the gift you really want

    Zoidberg Hat

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    OMG WANT

    Freaking Cool Casts

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    www.casttoo.com/Casttoo.com/Shop_Casttoo.html
    they make your casts look like xrays or put really cool tattoo designs on them.
    I’m tempted to break someone else’s arm just so I get them one of these.

    These are not the droids you are looking for

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    These are their clever handsome mustashioed twin brothers

    and ladies, they’re single.

    Necro Card

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    fuck donor cards, I want to put my corpse to real use

    FUCK YEAH

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    why don’t you love me back, Batman?
    sniff
    sniff
    *tear

    Fudd

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    This time, your childhood will rape you.

    Gaze Upon My Mule

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    For It Is Astonishing.

    Gaming mice can change sensitivity midgame

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    YOU PUTTING ON WEIGHT??

    Happy turtle in the rain

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    Trippy Bedroom

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    I had a bedroom like this once.
    Feels good, man.

    But of course

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