Fun in the Garage

Rebelyell2006

If I was 10 years older

For The Emperor

She’ll Never Live This Down

Me at the Stumptown Comics Fest in Portland, with Joelle Jones, the artist for the recent Doctor Horrible One-Shot Comic. I’ve posted about her twice before. I have an especially dumb look on my face because I think I’m in love.

Hatchet

Delicious

Depressing

I have my bird feeder

on a cloths line that runs from my house to a tree. Because I got tired of the bear trashing my bird feeder.

3 days later I find this on the interwebs.

If I look out my bedroom window, and see a bear; I am going to be pissed.

Flying Bridge in Holland.

that’s all I know.

sry they arn’t bigger

Poke-Puns

Happy towel

Skeptic Trumps – V

crispian-jago.blogspot.com/search/label/Skeptic%20Trumps

Laptop cooling system

thats what i call thinking inside the (ice) box

He`s her biggest fan

Future Pot Farm

Telling a blonde joke to blondes

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a pint. While the bartender is pouring it he says, “Want to hear a joke?” and she says, “OK.”

He starts: “So there’s this blonde…”

“Okay, hold on” says the bartender. “I can see you’re blind so I’m gonna do you a favour here. Just so you know, I’m a blonde. The manager is a blonde. The bouncer is a blonde, and there’s a good friend of mine by the window there, she’s a black belt in karate, she’s a blonde too. There’s a couple of biker chicks at a table nearby, both blondes.

“So, you just have a think about that and ask yourself: do you really want to tell that joke?”

She gives him his drink. “Well, uh, I guess not,” he says. “I don’t wanna have to explain it six times.”

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

TV is watching YOU

Meanwhile in Belarus

*Too much of a good thing* Oreo Cookie

Rusty Kuntz

Weird ways people die in America

Human Storage – Impressive Feats and Records

Racist Oscar Fishes

Birdie Got Game

Kristen Stewart

is handsome

Maker’s Mark Barrel Plate

This is just some of the perks of being a Maker’s Mark Ambassador. When your barrel comes down for bottling, you and your barrel mates get first shot at purchasing the bourbon from your barrel. They email you recipes and send you random gift packets. Most notably near Christmas as they send you a gift wrapping set all with Maker’s Mark bottles and logos on them. If you live within 100 miles of Bardstown, Ky, I highly suggest you take the drive down the bluegrass parkway and then follow the signs to the distillery in Loretto, Ky. Become an ambassador at:

www.makersmark.com/AmbassadorRegister.aspx

the doctor and that one hot red head girl

DRAW MOHAMMAD DAY!

May 20th 2010 – First Annual Draw Mohammad Day

Do NOT (censored) with the SUPER BEST FRIENDS.

TO VICTORY!!!!!!

All Puns Intended

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”

7. “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.’”
“That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”

“Is it common?”
“Well, ‘It’s Not Unusual.’”

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you,” says Dolly.
“It’s true; no bull!” exclaims Daisy.

9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any.

12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied, “I know, I amputated your arms!”

13. I went to a seafood disco last week… and pulled a mussel.

14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, “Dam!”

16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Not surprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.

17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse.
“But why,” they asked, as they moved off.
“Because,” he said. “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”

18. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named ‘Ahmal.’ The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him ‘Juan.’ Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”

19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)… a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

20. A dwarf, who was a mystic, escaped from jail. The call went out that there was a small medium at large.

21. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

reposted from www.tikiwebgroup.com

Jetpack

www.darkroastedblend.com/2010/04/wheres-my-jetpack.html
Video:

Eye exam

This thing is not level. Just look at the bubble. But the doctor will not notice it, and the poor patient will have massive headaches whenever the new glasses are worn.

Conquest Knight XV

Civilian version of www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/04/23/gurkha-lapv/

Starting at only $489,000.

rainbow shit…

or shit rainbow?

avatar – 3d tree

avatar wallpaper – angry na’vi

avatar sketch

Avatar Faces Wallpaper 2

avatar – the game – wallpaper

avatar – scarface and tank

Na’vi sense of smell vindicated

Her expression just said this to me…

Hackneyed Observation

I made this shoop so you wouldn’t have to … you’re welcome!

avatar – flying unit

Avatar – Concern

avatar – big guns

avatar wallpaper – weapons training

Avatar Wallpaper – Sexy Na’vi

avatar wallpaper – lab techs

Theme day: Blau Ellen Ripley

Avatar wallpaper – cockpit killer