Conquest Knight XV

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Civilian version of www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/04/23/gurkha-lapv/

Starting at only $489,000.


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    tiki god

    ah, because the H2 was so small, right?

    storminator

    no, because the Hummer is not armor plated and bullet proof.

    didyimis

    no, i’m pretty sure it’s because people will always need some bigger, better product to make them feel better and to show of their status/wealth to everyone around them

    Phyreblade

    I’m gonna go with the Hummer just didn’t look evil enough. Compared to this, the H2 looks like a Tonka Truck.

    Erin

    for those with an extra tiny penis

    Phyreblade

    Yeah… I would love to ride around town in one of those things. I mean, we have to compensate for our other shortcomings somehow right?

    gorgasm69

    Or those with phat beats

    Excelsior

    Where did this Big Car = Tiny Penis compensation thing come from? Somehow, I bet it was from someone who drove a small car. Just saying.

    Also, It could also be for those who get shot at frequently, like anyone from east or south of Poland.

    WistfulD

    It’s been around for ages. Roughly since the 50s when bigger cars meant more lavish cars (with some exceptions, the MG was tiny but awesome). Basically any very public showing off of your supposed good fortune implies you really NEED everyone to see how awesome you are. This implies that your overcompensating or trying to hide something. It doesn’t really have to be a small penis, but that’s a good shorthand for whatever a guy might actually be overcompensating for (an addict, not as rich as he’d like to pretend, crappy job, father beet him as a child, hates his… Read more »

    Sarcastastic

    I hate the type of consumer that allows for this sort of retarded idea.

    DMYTRIW WDS

    Where’s the turret?

    Malcrasternus

    Good… GOD. Fuck whatever dream car you may have. This one can and will mercilessly rape it.

    Gilez

    If batman owned an suv…

    sleepyjoe256

    For fuck’s sake, how the hell are you supposed to park that thing?
    And don’t say “Any way you want to” because that’s just stupid.

    Sticky

    Whatever way you desire.

    sleepyjoe256

    Haha. I asked for it….

    TheBleakranger

    oooo! it’s got cup holders!

    GreedyDrunk

    The real question is how would this perform in a zombie apocalypse?

    billcar50

    Very, very well indeed I expect.

    njch412

    And for all the bells and whistles…it still has shitty temperature control dials.

    Elepski

    Those are ford control units…

    rainman97361

    Man o man, what a chick magnet!!

    Elepski

    It’s fully armored from the factory… they nixed the Whale Penis Leather interior after the environmentalists got in an uproar.

    atkinson

    For large $$$ and small dicks…

    Yosoyeltupapi

    If you buy this truck it should come with a shirt or banner that says “hey look mom no penis”

    HoChunk

    I hope the fucking thing runs on a plutonium slug, or every trip to the gas station’ll be a serious case of wallet-rape.

    Phyreblade

    For real… Though if you could afford this, that probably wouldn’t be a problem…

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