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Todays paycheck

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2 weeks worth.


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    Puulaahi

    Keep wasting your money shithead.

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    casemods UID# 667

    Keep wasting your money shithead. v

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    Qball

    That’s two weeks worth?
    Damn kid, you make shit for money.

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    Reaver

    it’s ok money, could probably move out of your parents house

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    Qball

    Yeah, but then how would he afford shitty midget bikes and Jersey Shore cast-off clothes?

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    Puulaahi

    And shit to buy shit casemods for his shit computers.

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    casemods UID# 667

    You’re an angry little boy aren’t you?

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    joshzorp

    He lives in San Jose. You cant rent anything decent for under 1600$ a month. Stay at home with mom and pops and save that money!

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    Killbilly

    Oh shit, you mean this asshole lives in the same city as I do. Time to move.

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    dude_mann

    I just moved away from San Jose… I’d like to say it was because I couldn’t stand being in proximity to casemods’ level of douchebag, but that’d be a lie.

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    casemods UID# 667

    Be honest, it was the mexicans.

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    AgZed

    Man… I work between 2 & 3 days a week, and my 2-week paycheck is bigger than that. Which means when I’m back to fulltime in the Fall, I’ll be making more than twice as much money as An King… Normally making more money than someone else doesn’t really concern me, but in this case I’m gonna make an exception and feel all warm & fuzzy about it.

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    casemods UID# 667

    Glad I could help!

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    nyoki

    I was gonna say the same thing, except I’m not going back to full time.

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    przxqgl

    i make more than that, and i’m on disability!

    fail! 8/

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    casemods UID# 667

    Looks like your’e the one who failed!

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    borongas

    lol, I made more than that on Unemployment.

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    casemods UID# 667

    You’re not actually making anything…if you think about it…

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    RSIxidor

    I make quite a bit more than that, and I have benefits and shit.

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    The Dude

    Being a douche bag doesn’t pay well apparently.

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    casemods UID# 667

    It does chronologically and systematically

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    blowbags

    Is that before or after tax? do you do it the same way we do in uk? (it states your pay before tax then, maybe as a favor, some show after) Im very ignorant in that area in regards to other countries wage slips.

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    casemods UID# 667

    This is after taxes ($1,000 before)

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    limpgod

    given that there is much blank on the rest of the sheet, that does not seem to me like he worked hard/much for that…in any casemod that could well be just his MafiaWars earnings, or what not.

    amusingly, even if those were just made up numbers printed on paper, it wouldn’t be too far to how “actual money” works ^^

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    NixOlympica

    Cool story, bro.

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    Tyger42

    What’s your point? No, I mean, seriously, what’s the point of you? So now we know you’re a retard, douchebag, AND you make crap for pay.

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    Queensly

    You’re all feeding him again!
    At the end of the day, whether he’s earning more or less than you, at least he’s going out and working rather than giving head for meth. This is a big step in the evolution of casemods, and if it progresses we may one day see him:
    * Being civil to others
    * Shopping in other stores than Ross
    * Using the big people toilet
    * And bugging us less.

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    casemods UID# 667

    I am dissapointed to admit that I am doing just that, giving head for meth.

    I get paid on payroll for it now.

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    Elepski

    WOW… I make that each week…

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    Iworkwithretards

    I didn’t know they paid people by check for sucking cock.

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    casemods UID# 667

    da moar u know

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    hairy_testicles

    add about $130 to that, and thats what i make in 1 week..i work 3 on 4 off…which means i work 3 days, 12 hour shifts each, then im off for 4 days…

    douchemod keep working, maybe someday you will be able to afford a pretty designer dress to go with that pea coat you bought..

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    casemods UID# 667

    dude I already have a designer dress

    I look so pretty in it

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    Robert Spam

    Jesus Fucking Christ, leave the poor kid alone. He’s got a job and is working.

    King, don’t let these stupid fucks get you down. Carry on.

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    casemods UID# 667

    Boy are you new…

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    Gary Generic

    My two-week paycheck is about the same. :/

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    dieAntagonista

    Same. I also study though, but I’m doing well actually.

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    gx5000

    Casemods proves every week how dumb you tards really are…

    Stop feeding the troll please….

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    casemods UID# 667

    no dude you should all vent your inner nerd bullied rage at the computer….

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    borked

    Actually, that’s pretty darn close to my paycheck (tax withholding) for the last 2 weeks. Almost.

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    casemods UID# 667

    I got $998 after taxes on my second check

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    Coolerking

    I like Casemod on this site. His shit makes me laugh. So now let’s play a game called “Fun with Math.”

    787.05 before taxes. Overblow how much he pays in taxes and call it 28% tax bracket (far to high for him but whatever we’ll give him a few extra points). That’s 1007.42 a paycheck before income taxes. Refactor in a few extra percentage points say 7% to be really high to encompass social security, FICA, medicare etc. So now we’re at 1062.52 before taxes each pay period. Casemod…am I spot on here?

    So that’s $27,625.45 before taxes per year assuming 26 pay periods and that you didn’t take a single day off to buy some gay ass fag bike. Casemod please confirm your W2 and social security number here so we can fact check.

    Shy of 28 grand a year? Casemod! What the fuck do you do for a living man? Let me know if you need a donation to buy some new socks or for more cool ass green paint for your next bike.

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    casemods UID# 667

    Exactly $1,000 on this check before taxes.

    80 hours x$8 + 30 hours x$12

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    joshzorp

    That’s only 150$ more than my car payment. Yikes

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    n2tattoos

    don’t listen to these fucktards. be thankful you got a job.

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    casemods UID# 667

    I know.

    A lot of people don’t even have a job (my dad)

    He made $40 an hour and his whole company has no work (construction)

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    dumbass

    i make that in 3 days

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    DMYTRIW WDS

    Are you bragging about that?

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    teezy weezy

    LOL pitty

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    egnilk66

    Dude, then how’d you get such a nice Jimmy?

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