Om nom nom nom!! Shes delicious!

Comment by Jet — November 9, 2007 @ 10:28 am

Funny and hot? Sold!

Comment by RSIxidor — November 9, 2007 @ 11:09 am

There are three women whom I would marry immediately if given the opportunity. Sarah Silverman comes in second on that list.

Comment by richrim3 — November 9, 2007 @ 11:24 am

She’d look better with my balls resting on her chin.

Comment by Ando — November 9, 2007 @ 11:29 am

Noice.

Comment by Hepathos — November 9, 2007 @ 11:35 am

But where would that put your pen…oh.

Comment by schulzbrianr — November 9, 2007 @ 11:41 am

Hee hee, only through the hole in the sheet….

Gawd I loves me that woman. She is soooo dirty and hot at the same time. Jimmy Kimmel is a lucky sumbitch.

Comment by garbledxmission — November 9, 2007 @ 12:28 pm

am i the only one that threw up a little when i saw this picture? she’s not funny, she’s a parasite of Jimmy Kimmel. you wanna know who is really hot? Alizée. Post some fucking pics of her. Not this ho bag.

Comment by 8870949 — November 9, 2007 @ 1:19 pm

She looks like she has a chocolate milk moustache, her right side, our left. I don’t like mean humor.

Comment by kimwim — November 9, 2007 @ 1:39 pm

8870949,

I think you must be.

She’s funny as hell as was famous WAY before Kimmel. If anything he owes his relationship to his success not the other way around.

And she’s very funny too. Her lemonaids joke never gets old. Her show is always really good.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — November 9, 2007 @ 1:59 pm

Ailzee’s got a big forehead.

Comment by RSIxidor — November 9, 2007 @ 2:23 pm

You mean a fivehead.

8870949 probably thinks that hispanic bitch with the fat cellulite riddled ass is hot too. I don’t remember her name because the nastiness of her burned it out of my brain.

And, yes, Sarah was doing comedy YEARS before she ever got with Kimmel. Her show is hilarious.

And for those of you who don’t like “mean humor”, may I suggest you go back to daycare where they’ll be happy to coddle you to your heart’s content. Boo freakaty hoo. Welcome to the jungle baby….YOU’RE GONNA DIIIIEEEEE!

Comment by garbledxmission — November 9, 2007 @ 2:53 pm

Now….Lisa Lampanelli is MEAN. I love her! She burns EVERYONE….Black, White, Yellow, Jew, Christian, Muslim……nobody is safe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Sp24TlWAM

http://www.youtube.com/results.....rch=Search

Comment by egnilk66 — November 9, 2007 @ 3:56 pm

Lisa is evil, but i’ve loved her on every Comedy Central Roast i’ve seen her in.

Comment by garbledxmission — November 9, 2007 @ 3:58 pm

Wow. I find her ugly and incredibly irritating… I was honestly surprised to find that people find Sarah attractive and funny.

Comment by jasonp — November 9, 2007 @ 3:59 pm

Just as much as I’m sure people are honestly surprised to find out you get laid without having to pay for it. But then again, I guess the fat girls aren’t as picky as the hot ones.

Comment by garbledxmission — November 9, 2007 @ 4:11 pm

I think it’s because she’s cute but vile. It’s not something you find very often. It’s sort of a paradox….hopefully that’s the right word.

Comment by egnilk66 — November 9, 2007 @ 4:15 pm

Cute but vile….that about the most apt description of her I’ve heard yet.

Comment by garbledxmission — November 9, 2007 @ 4:38 pm

Can’t we all get along? What about those of us who find both Sarah and Alizee to be “teh hawtt”? I, for one, would not mind being the meat in a Sarah-Howie-Alizee sandwich.

Comment by Howie Feltersnatch — November 9, 2007 @ 5:49 pm

An S.H.A.? Put a tomato in there and it’s a S.H.A.T. sandwich.

Comment by garbledxmission — November 9, 2007 @ 6:20 pm

So what would that make the sandwich if Iman took Alizee’s place…

(disclaimer: Iman is way to skinny to be attractive to anyone but those who idolize anorexic models, however she was the only “I” name I could think of…)

Comment by chaosmfx — November 9, 2007 @ 6:54 pm

Plus she used to be a man.

Comment by garbledxmission — November 9, 2007 @ 7:13 pm

I must be the only one here to not find her attractive.

Comment by Dreth — November 9, 2007 @ 7:32 pm

Iman used to be a man, not Sarah.

And no Dreth, there’s a couple others who agree with you, myself not being one of them, but that’s ok. Beauty in the eye of the beholder and all that.

Comment by garbledxmission — November 9, 2007 @ 7:50 pm

OM NOM NOM NOM

Comment by Kazzie Orunitia — November 10, 2007 @ 12:17 am

wow guys… she’s repulsive.
at least now i understand why her show is still on i guess.

Comment by vutterfly — November 10, 2007 @ 12:56 am

Ugly and not funny at all. Also, her voice annoys me almost as much as Fran Drescher.

Comment by ladyoftheorb — November 11, 2007 @ 7:12 pm

She’s one of thos women who would look a whole lot better with her face down in a pillow with her ass up in the air.

She’s one of those women who be a lot more attractive if she’d shut the fuck up and go make a sammich.

She’s be a whole lot sexier if she was shy and didn’t try to make eye contact with every person she met.

She is not funny at all her timing is way off and barely registers on my man-o-meter of humor.

But despite all her flaws and lack of talent she just won’t let go of the teat that is success and fame, so kudos for puttin up with ours’ and everyone else’s shit.

And for putting Paris in her place so i didn’t have to.

TLDR:LOL titties!

Comment by Gaexion — November 16, 2007 @ 12:55 am

“am i the only one that threw up a little when i saw this picture? she’s not funny, she’s a parasite of Jimmy Kimmel. you wanna know who is really hot? Alizée. Post some fucking pics of her. Not this ho bag.”

i totally agree. she’s not attractive at all and she’s a total bitch. Who the hell is Alizee?

Comment by Gilez — December 3, 2007 @ 8:20 pm

Who wants to play some ultimate frisbee!!

Comment by casemods — October 21, 2007 @ 8:52 pm

It is a Formula 1 racing car. They are generally the pinnacle of racing machines, though judging by the colors of the chassis, this is super aguri or something, one of the perennial also rans.

Comment by General X — October 22, 2007 @ 2:54 am

Also notice at the bottom of the car there is a wooden board. This is given out by the FIA, a world governing body to prevent teams from creating revers wing effect (vacuum) effect.

Comment by General X — October 22, 2007 @ 3:02 am

god im going to have nightmares now…

Comment by slakinator — October 21, 2007 @ 6:22 pm

M….I….C…. See you in your nightmres!!! K….E….Y…. Why? Because i am going to eat your soul!!!

Comment by rmx_ — October 21, 2007 @ 6:31 pm

This sort of looks like Minnie Mouse cheated on Mickey with Marily Manson.

And all of those people’s names all begin with Ms. Spooky.

Comment by Ben1605 — October 21, 2007 @ 7:00 pm

Marilyn*

Comment by Ben1605 — October 21, 2007 @ 7:00 pm

That…is…terrifying!

Also, rmx, hilarious!

Comment by jessica — October 21, 2007 @ 10:26 pm

That IS Marilyn Manson…

Comment by Q-delta — October 22, 2007 @ 3:26 am

It’s screaming for an “i can has cheez?”

Or maybe that’s me, screaming.

Comment by golfwidow — October 22, 2007 @ 8:54 am

marilyn. yeah right. his name is brian. hahahahahhahaaa

Comment by natedog — January 30, 2008 @ 9:47 am

A poster in an Air Force Mess Hall proclaimed “Peace Is Our Profession.”

Scrawled underneath it in Sharpie, read “Bombing’s just a hobby.”

Comment by Sticky — October 18, 2007 @ 10:37 pm

lol violence can only solve violence

Comment by Cargen — October 19, 2007 @ 1:29 am

http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....wallpaper/

Comment by natakamus — October 19, 2007 @ 10:00 am

I am so sick of seeing this Damn A-10.

Seriously, is photoshop still around? do somthing with the picture if you like it so damned much..Be sure to cross out Motivational poster,side view corner shot,and wallpaper, as those have all been done.

Comment by JoeCrow — October 19, 2007 @ 2:52 pm

Holy shit, I fucking love firearms.

2nd Amendment FTW.

Comment by iddqd — October 18, 2007 @ 8:43 pm

I like the extra long handguard to prevent that pesky slidebite.

Comment by Sticky — October 18, 2007 @ 9:33 pm

This is a great gun. My father is a sheriff deputy and he recently bought one of these and a new Para-Ordnance LDA .45

I still prefer my Para-Ordnance P14-45 Limited. That gun will feed practically anything with no problem.

Comment by Illustrious — October 18, 2007 @ 11:13 pm

Let me start this off by saying that, post-surgical-back-reinjury I am on some VERY heavy medications. Somehow, whilst scrolling quickly down this page, when I got to this image there was some weird afterimage of letters or something on my retina because I saw the title as “dead as a wookie’s ass”. I need to get off these drugs.

Comment by Brigantyna — October 19, 2007 @ 9:11 pm

Cool pic. Is that the gun the Joker used to shoot the Batwing in the first movie?

Comment by garbledxmission — October 18, 2007 @ 6:51 pm

And those aren’t blanks, I’m hoping they are shotgun shells.

Comment by garbledxmission — October 18, 2007 @ 6:52 pm

Shotgun shells in a pistol? The recoil on that must be a bitch!

Comment by AlecDalek — October 18, 2007 @ 6:55 pm

With a barrel bore like that, the recoil’s going to tear your arm off no matter what you’re firing out of it.

Comment by garbledxmission — October 18, 2007 @ 6:58 pm

My god, think about just trying to aim that sucker. It must be murder on your wrist.

Comment by Silver — October 18, 2007 @ 8:05 pm

Overcompensation, lollercakes.

Comment by Hazard — October 18, 2007 @ 8:50 pm

You don’t aim this gun, you pray.

Comment by AlecDalek — October 18, 2007 @ 10:31 pm

That’s a simple 45 caliber colt. The long barrel makes it kick less since more powder has time to burn before the lead leaves the barrel and the extra weight of the barrel adds more mass to the weapon. The longer barrel also makes it more accurate since the sight radius (the distance between the front and rear sight) is longer. A weapon with a 2 inch barrel and a 12 inch barrel are equally accurate. The human firing them is the weakness. It’s easier to keep the weapon on target if you have a long sight radius. The bullets aren’t blanks, they’re wadcutters. Wadcutter ammunition is a flat front bullet that fits entirely within the brass. It’s mainly used for target shooting since it cuts a clean hole in a piece of paper.

Comment by Guairdean — October 19, 2007 @ 10:21 am

Gosh - you can almost see her quiver…

Comment by eric — October 17, 2007 @ 9:26 pm

I thought amazons burnt of a breast to be better archers. How’s she doin’ it?

Comment by Paul_Is_Drunk — October 17, 2007 @ 9:56 pm

That is a fallacy perpetuated by ignorance.

Comment by Brigantyna — October 17, 2007 @ 10:19 pm

Why use a bow and arrow when she’s got a perfectly good pair of bazookas?

Comment by Typhoid_Garry — October 17, 2007 @ 10:25 pm

they do paul, your just drunk… the other boob gets in the way of the string

Comment by knogoodidleft — October 17, 2007 @ 11:13 pm

a- (privative) + mazos, “without breast”

Brigantyna,
No it’s not. Considering there’s only sporadic documentation on them at best it’s as valid as any other theory on them. Except Xena. Xena probably wasn’t a very accurate portrayal.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — October 17, 2007 @ 11:43 pm

Is that a taser in her back pocket?

Comment by AlecDalek — October 18, 2007 @ 9:44 am

the target looks like its smiling. I wonder why?

Comment by CaptainBobo — October 18, 2007 @ 6:03 pm

So (mAgnUS)….considering there’s only “sporadic documentation”, how exactly can you say, definitively, “no it’s not” a fallacy? Mightn’t you say “not necessarily”? Although I do accept that it’s as good a theory as any other. I find it difficult to believe, though, that an entire race would maim their younglings just to be “more adept” with a bow. As you can see from the photo, her (ginormous) breasts do not interfere in the least. And, being relatively well-endowed myself and having done some archery, I can tell you I’ve never even grazed a sideboob. It just doesn’t make sense.

Comment by Brigantyna — October 18, 2007 @ 9:10 pm

Taking aim at the stalker hiding out in her bushes…

Comment by MrPsychic — October 18, 2007 @ 9:12 pm

Brig, I think the issue might be less what the Amazons did or did not do, but rather weather or not they existed. The Greeks thought they lived in Anatolia till they went to Anatolia, and then they just said they lived in random places (Ukrania, Lybia, various islands). Archaeologists have never found any evidence of their existence and all the places they supposedly were had well-documented patriarchal cultures. It was just a story, really.

Which just asks another question: Wtf did Heracles and Achilles fite?!?

Comment by Caio — October 18, 2007 @ 10:12 pm

Caio - maybe they found a small village each of single-titted women who favoured archery? -=shrug=-

Comment by Brigantyna — October 19, 2007 @ 2:29 pm

Why? Because he is the bloody Chess Pro!

Comment by L_Tetris_Block — October 17, 2007 @ 9:31 pm

Why? because it is Sharpie, and they’re always fun.

Comment by JoeCrow — October 17, 2007 @ 9:52 pm

I thought he was more of a ska boy myself.

Comment by bytehead — October 17, 2007 @ 10:00 pm

Actually, this guy was on Discovery Health last night. He’s got some defect where one side of his body (primarily his pectoral muscle and bicep) never fully developed, and he got the checkerboard tattoo to sort of get some sort of symmetry to his body, or at least give himself the image of it. I’ll see if I can find a source, although I want to say it was “Medical Incredible”. Anyone else out there see this?

Comment by AcesAnd8s — October 18, 2007 @ 12:12 am

On the friggin eyelids?

Owies.

Comment by Kerry — October 18, 2007 @ 1:01 pm

Boy or girl?

Comment by stfunow — October 17, 2007 @ 7:58 pm

OP you win!

Comment by 8870949 — October 17, 2007 @ 8:49 pm

This is why you don’t let your redneck stepdad take clippers to your hair after he’s been testing the results of his meth lab.

Comment by SirWishbone — October 17, 2007 @ 10:46 pm

Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha

Yeah, but he has a nice car!!!!!

Comment by egnilk66 — October 18, 2007 @ 12:09 am

Oh my inbred trailer trash redneck monster truck el camino joe dirt flipper babies pole for a family tree deep south gawd!

Comment by garbledxmission — October 18, 2007 @ 1:52 pm

This was taken on egnilk’s honeymoon.

Are you two legally married or do they even allow retards to do that where you’re from?

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — October 30, 2007 @ 10:19 pm

looks like a fuckin rhino to me

Comment by samoses — October 17, 2007 @ 5:29 pm

I can has radioactive poisoning?

Photoshop.

Comment by RSIxidor — October 17, 2007 @ 5:54 pm

Horribly deformed Sturgeon maybe?

Comment by Sublyme — October 17, 2007 @ 7:10 pm

Yea, it’s called Photoshop….

Comment by kn0xy — October 17, 2007 @ 7:42 pm

The scales and the lower jaw look like it was a pike before photoshopping.

Comment by unknown — October 18, 2007 @ 2:02 am

Looks like a photoshopped pike. I catch those in Lake Erie a lot, the eyes and body frame are about right. The jaw, too. But it is soooo photoshopped. it has a rhino’s horn and ears, for crying out loud.

Comment by ladyoftheorb — October 18, 2007 @ 2:49 am

I think I found the source. http://www.worth1000.com/email.....try=301162

Comment by bankshot — October 18, 2007 @ 10:22 am